Because everyone that attends your games is the survivor of a freak combine accident and all they have are nubs. The foam hands slide off their stumps and then they can't pick them back up (because they have no fingers). Word has gotten out.
Originally posted by taz20075 Because everyone that attends your games is the survivor of a freak combine accident and all they have are nubs. The foam hands slide off their stumps and then they can't pick them back up (because they have no fingers). Word has gotten out.
So that is why they all have the beer helmets? I guess I am not a good enough owner to recognize my fans "finger problems". I thought they all just liked me.