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That's right folks time to see the biggest throw down on GLB we know everyone's been waiting for the big game and were sending out folks to interview in the mean time a Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZf7Nq4SQUQ

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to see two 0-1 teams go at it. By far the biggest throw down on GLB EVER.

Not as exciting as two 0-15 teams going at it

Bob: Hello Borak and welcome to the show.

Lord Borak the Despoiler: YARR!! DAMN GOOD TO BE HERE BOB!!!

Bob: You don't have to scream Borak we have a mic on.

Lord Borak the Despoiler: WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!
Bob:

Bob: OK then so what secrets have you got up your sleve for P-Funk Borak.

Lord Borak the Despoiler: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SECRETS I"M GOING TO DO THE SAME THING I ALWAYS DO I"M GONA KNOCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES ON DERE ASSES AND STOMP DERE NUTS WHILE THEY ARE DOWN!!! AN IF THAT FUCKIN REFF GETS IN MY WAY AGAIN AH SWEAR TO KHORNE I'LL SLIT HIS DAMN THROAT!!!

Bob: Thank you for your time Lord Borak you are a very scary man and I have to go change my pants now in the mean time enjoy the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naeapfW3GRo

PDP and Pa Dong in back to back games to start the season. The Mothership will be rocking!! (at least it would be if they were both home games......

Originally posted by Carpy
PDP and Pa Dong in back to back games to start the season. The Mothership will be rocking!! (at least it would be if they were both home games......

Should be a good game. We are reeling from our disastrous start, but have made some adjustments. The Funk always gets us motivated.

Bob: Well we now have someone from the Funks side to interview, Willis is gonna take some time out of his busy schedule to give a response to Boraks comments.

So, Willis, after a tough loss last week, how do you see the Funk for this season?

Willis: We gots to take it one team at a time Bob, our next opponent is Pa Dong, so we will see how that game goes

Bob: I'm sorry, not to correct you or anything, but your next game is against the Penguins.

Willis: Bob, I told you we don't count practice games into our schedule. If we included them, then we would have to include Nintendo Power as well.

Bob: Well they are on your schedule, but thats besides the point, have you heard what Borak said?

Willis: Who? I can't say I have, nor have I heard of this Borak!

Bob: Well he said, and I loosely quote, he is "gonna kick your skinny asses like he always do"

Willis: Still don't know who that is, maybe your talking about that cross dresser that tries to sneak into our shower stalls? Yea, that sounds like him.
That punk isn't good for anything besides stealing my jock strap and he knows it.

Bob: Well, those are some harsh words. What do you have planned for them this go round?

Willis: You know what, before I hit the skrip joint up, I better make sure that fucker didn't steal my jock strap again.
Later Bob

Bob: ?????????

Originally posted by driftinggrifter
Bob: Well we now have someone from the Funks side to interview, Willis is gonna take some time out of his busy schedule to give a response to Boraks comments.

So, Willis, after a tough loss last week, how do you see the Funk for this season?

Willis: We gots to take it one team at a time Bob, our next opponent is Pa Dong, so we will see how that game goes

Bob: I'm sorry, not to correct you or anything, but your next game is against the Penguins.

Willis: Bob, I told you we don't count practice games into our schedule. If we included them, then we would have to include Nintendo Power as well.

Bob: Well they are on your schedule, but thats besides the point, have you heard what Borak said?

Willis: Who? I can't say I have, nor have I heard of this Borak!

Bob: Well he said, and I loosely quote, he is "gonna kick your skinny asses like he always do"

Willis: Still don't know who that is, maybe your talking about that cross dresser that tries to sneak into our shower stalls? Yea, that sounds like him.
That punk isn't good for anything besides stealing my jock strap and he knows it.

Bob: Well, those are some harsh words. What do you have planned for them this go round?

Willis: You know what, before I hit the skrip joint up, I better make sure that fucker didn't steal my jock strap again.
Later Bob

Bob: ?????????

Oh, quotes like this really hurt when you lose.

Bob: Were back with one of the Penguins Morg'N'Thorg The Balista. Morg we just got done with an interview with Willis from the P-Funk All Stars Did you happen to catch it.

Morg'N'Thorg: Of course I did bob I love your show and I'm really looking forward to the big game. The Funk always gives us a close game. They are A really strong squad and its always a fun game.

Bob: So what about the Comments we've heard so far anything to say about them Morg.

Morg'N'Thorg: Well Bob to be honest Borak Takes things way to far on the field you know one of those more Blood for the Blood god types. I find his lack of sportsmanship embarrassing to the team. While I just find it sad that Willis would make up stories like that I mean I have a lot of respect for that guy and he knows Gimpys the guy who can't keep his hands of our opponents balls. HAHAHA

Bob: Urm yes Morg very funny I think I should leave before I pee myself laughing

Morg'N'Thorg: ohh can I do the video intro

Bob: sure uhm whatever

Morg'N'Thorg: were going old school folks to one of the Ghetto Boys most unappreciated songs BushWick Bill's Child's Play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPSgpBzq-Wo

how was that Bob? umnnn Bob, where'd you go

lol, luck tomorrow fellas, hopefully we don't end in a tie, one of us needs to notch a win and rep our AAA class well.

GG Funk. You guys came out on fire on offense.

GG Pwndguins

GG guys

GG fellas. Now, what to do about them pesky lizards coming up next.