Early Tuesday morning, California State Police responded to a disturbance at an Arby's on McLaughlin Ave.
Eye witness Phineus Dump and San Jose defensive end, claimed that Fresno Fire running back Cory Gee had started a verbal altercation with San Jose Chupacabra defensive co-ordinator Jake Rawburst. "Well we was here for the dang 'Round Up', Five for $5" said Dump. As noted in the USA BBB5#1 media guide, the San Jose defensive end can never pass up a bag of beef and cheesers. Arby's manager Tom McCabe alleges Cory Gee began aggressively pan-handling coach Rawburst for some change when the situation escalated. "The real athletic looking guy was really acting off. He was bothering Mr. Rawburst for a few minutes, when BAM!, out comes the f*cking DDT!". Rawburst had no comments for the reporters on scene, though Dump was heard yelling: "DDT...I'ma DDT that quarter back through the dirt and rocks man, DIRT AND ROCKS!!!".
When paramedics arrived on the scene the Fresno running back was unconscious and in critical condition. Cory Gee will also be facing charges under California Law, section 1(2) 11-45, attempted suicide.
-San Jose Mercury News
Eye witness Phineus Dump and San Jose defensive end, claimed that Fresno Fire running back Cory Gee had started a verbal altercation with San Jose Chupacabra defensive co-ordinator Jake Rawburst. "Well we was here for the dang 'Round Up', Five for $5" said Dump. As noted in the USA BBB5#1 media guide, the San Jose defensive end can never pass up a bag of beef and cheesers. Arby's manager Tom McCabe alleges Cory Gee began aggressively pan-handling coach Rawburst for some change when the situation escalated. "The real athletic looking guy was really acting off. He was bothering Mr. Rawburst for a few minutes, when BAM!, out comes the f*cking DDT!". Rawburst had no comments for the reporters on scene, though Dump was heard yelling: "DDT...I'ma DDT that quarter back through the dirt and rocks man, DIRT AND ROCKS!!!".
When paramedics arrived on the scene the Fresno running back was unconscious and in critical condition. Cory Gee will also be facing charges under California Law, section 1(2) 11-45, attempted suicide.
-San Jose Mercury News
Last edited May 12, 2008 23:07:07
