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Hello I'm the owner of ROFL! It's Bort's Fart Clouds. of WEBBB3.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1957

I got this team only this season, one season later than everyone else. I had no players, a default stadium, and had to play in a very competitive WEBBB league. I sent contract offers to every single lvl 20-21 player in the marketplace without looking at their builds, and that was a mistake. Even though i got the team up and running pretty fast, i paid everyone high wages and most of the builds were horrific. I learned my lesson and even though we didn't make the playoffs (ended 10th) i'm looking to be a contending factor next season. I won't gut. I won't do fire sales. I won't betray my team.

What I'm Looking For
-Good builds. I don't care about levels. However, we will be in a lvl 34 capped league next season.
-Good agents. An active agent that posts in the forum with only one player is better than an inactive guy with 20 players. Here at Fart Cloud's we look to have fun.
-People not looking to WIN a CHAMPIONSHIP but people who are looking to have fun AND MAKE AN IMPACT. I encourage people to critique other's builds and help each other out. We are a team. It is a team effort.

You have to also understand that our stadium is still very basic (I will be building 3 corner sections this off season) and I cannot offer anything but minimum pay. I am sorry, but fame has made the minimum salaries a lot higher and it is hard to pay for a team of lvl 20+ players when you barely have a stadium.

I will however pay for equipment upgrades when I get the money to do so. Most will probably be paid after the season tickets come in.

Most positions need upgrades. Please PM me or post here if you are interested. Remember, i appreciate all offers. It is one thing to sign with a team that won't be #1. It's another to sign with a team with no stadium and minimum wage. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Rofl, owner of ROFL! It's Bort's Fart Clouds
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1957
Last edited Feb 5, 2009 19:18:49
 
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team name fails imo
 


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