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jimo's bbb7 power rankings for week whatever.. hip hop edition

sorry.. i had actually done these a while back but i couldn't wrap it up and post it on time due to lack of sleep.. yay..

so finally.. here we are..
im gonna do these power rankings in a flo'
so before you say this blows..
just hear me out and my grand masta style
because by the time you finish this.. you'll wear a smile..
so put yo hands in the air.. and wave 'em like u jus' don't care..
it's jimo's power rankings, once again.. so lemme here ya say o yeahh..

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the warrior assassins of lexington's armageddon onya!
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Houston Armageddon
houston armageddON!! gettin' it ON!..
12 wins no LOSS!! and one pimp BOSS!!
4 games to go, no big DEAL!!
any win against them is a big fat STEAL!!

Big Whiskey Assassins
here's big WHISKEY! they quite FRISKY!
challengin' them is just down right RISKY!
king of the WEST!, mess with the BEST!!
then you follow suit n' die like the REST!!

Lincoln Freedom Warriors
OH WARRIORS!! come out n' PLAY!
could be facin' houston on a brand new DAY!
husker nation.. is on a MISSION!!
so order your tickets or you get no ADMISSION!

INYA ONYA
give it up for "INYA ONYA!"
team's so sick.. they'll give you ammONIA!
holdin' it strong at number 4 in da RANKING!
sleep on them and they'll give you a SPANKING!

Lexington Lynx
lets hear it for the great lexington LYNX!
so amazing.. like watching the great SPHINX!
creepin' up from spot # 6 to 5!
like the BEE GEES they're stayin' ALIVE!

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the scorpionic big money empire of juggernauts in alamo city
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Jax Beach Juggernauts
moved up a spot in the rankings.. can they prove they're top 5 material before the season's over? they're only .05 points behind the lynx

Big Money Dynasty
also moved up a spot to #7.. their bout against phoenix and lynx will really defind them

Alamo City Souljahs
no stranger to the bbb7.. but indeed a stranger to the playoffs.. will they make their playoff run worthwhile?

Richmond Empire
after losing to alamo city, they've been on a downward spiral in rankings.. however there's a strong chance of a rematch against the souljahs in game 1 of the playoffs..

Phoenix Scorpions
phoenix has got to turn things around quick if they want anyoen to take them seriously in the pla yoffs.. their 3 losses have come against the top 3 west teams.. and quite frankly.. they could suffer their 4th and 5th against dynasty and big whiskey..

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the devlish presidents of orangutans and pirate bobcats
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Oregon Orangutans
Frostburg Bobcats
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
Texas Presidents
Deimon Devil bats

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yee haww! lucky draw! game! one of thems right here wills be a playoffs contender.. step right up.. make your pick and if you're right!.. you get nothing..
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Oregon Lumberjacks
Torrington WildCats
Gardner Paraplegics
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
Delray Manatees
Killian's Irish Red
Bunghole Liquors
Texas Tech Big Red Spread

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i fell asleep ranking these fellas
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Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Nashville Isotopes
Wolverhampton Wolverines
Antartica Cavemen CPU
The State of Texas Domination
Seattle Grand Cru
Minnesota Paladins
Lubbock Red Raiders

Good job rhyming something with Inya Onya lol. Good thing none of the teams are named the oranges

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9DtCk_x87c

hooray

lol yea..

i really did fall asleep.. it was dead slow at my job

Big Money survived a squeaker against Phoenix. It was literally thisclose. Major props to the Scorpinos.

take a look at the bobcat president game, 15-10 nail biter

Originally posted by Atrain72
Good job rhyming something with Inya Onya lol. Good thing none of the teams are named the oranges

The running attack of the "Florida Oranges"
Smash on fools like fingaz in door hinges

ha

The passing attack of the "Florida oranges"
Is sicker than when a whore binges

uhm, next please?

Oranges doesn't rhyme with hinges or binges lol!

Unless you have an accent or pronounce it oringes or something.

those arent good enough?

r u serious....thats right your seirus

ok here goes:

"Roses arent orange and violets arent orange,
Theres nothing else i can think of so i'm gonna get high"

Fail ^

Originally posted by Fingaz10
those arent good enough?

r u serious....thats right your seirus

ok here goes:

"Roses arent orange and violets arent orange,
Theres nothing else i can think of so i'm gonna get high"


LOL good enough for me!

"Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I don't know the rest of it but the punchline is you suck."

-The Rock-

You say Tomato... I say, Fuck you!