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r3m1x
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Al: Hey John (Useless insight)

John: Al, this game between the Punishers and Dragons is going to be a game of football. I think they're gonna go out there and play some football! Boom, people might get tackled and there is a possibility that points will get put up on the scoreboard. Prague is looking to win the game and so is Moscow, but look for Moscow to play on the field.

Al: (More useless insight, back-up commentary)

John: Well Al, it seems to me that Moscow is 4-2. A lot of people may not know this but they are looking to beat the so far undefeated Punishers. So when they hike the ball, you know it's in the quarterback's hands, unless they hand it off to the running back or until he throws it.

Al: Let's get the game started!

John: They're gonna be in shoes, and most shoes have laces. These guys play football and even wear a special type of shoe, boom...cleats. Now if they don't watch it, they might sweat and this could potentially lead to athlete's foot. In which case I recommend BOOM, tough actin' Tinactin.

Al: It might be closer than some people think, John.

John: Yeah they're gonna go out there and play some football, and in the end they're gonna stop. The time will expire and one team will win and the other will lose.

Al: Any upset potential you see, John?

John: Well Moscow is gonna have to score points to win this game. They might even have to get a touchdown, which is where someone with a Moscow jersey crosses Prague's goal line. But they're definitely going to go out there and hit each other.

Al: That's it for the Preview folks, good luck to both teams.

John: Boom!



(Sorry guys, it's 8:30 and I ain't been to sleep yet. If this isn't humorous at all er....sorry?)
 
Oso
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how anyone ever let madden be on tv has always amazed me. good stuff
 
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this is hilarious. great job
 
Chaos Theory
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LOL
 
Randy03Texags
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Yep it seems that you may have watched the Welfare Mistake episode of Family Guy lately ;D
 
Oso
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Ive been watching madden since day one....only women understand his nonsense.
 
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haha. very nice
 
r3m1x
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To get things going before the game in the morning, John suggested I add some of his newer comments:

John: In an UPSET ALERT, I GUARANTEE That one of these teams will win. Not only win, but win in a fashion of winning, the other team just won't be able to win.

Randy, never once in me life seen that episode, but then I don't like Family Guy. I do think it's a well known deal that John Madden is quite possibly the most useless commentator in sports history. They should rename him Cap'n Obvious
 


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