ok please tell me y'all got the title.. i can't post youtube vids here.. the firewall at work is my kryptonite.. ill post the vid when i get home lol..
so anyway whats up guys? so like i went to get chinese food today.. and the girl at the register that takes orders seriously says what i was gonna order.. cuz i pretty much order the same thing everytime i go there.. but i don't go there much.. but when she remembered it.. or most of it.. cuz i order it a special way.. i was like wow! that's cool.. and i got to thinkin'.. hey maybe thats a sign that she's into me.. but i kinda find that hard to believe because right now i look like a caveman with my dreadlocks and beard.. (atrain72.. dont even go there..).. i wasnt plannin on wow'ing any chics.. i mean she's not a perfect 10 but man did i wanna tap dat ass when i first saw it.. what? oh oh yea!!
POWER RANKINGS!!!
THE TEACHER'S PETS
Houston Armageddon
i don't wanna close my eyes and i don't wanna miss a thing as we finally get to see houston claim their stake ontop of the bbb7.. driving that sharp bottom thru the rest of our chests.. get used to it fellas.. houston owns the east now.. like we all know already.. lincoln will have the biggest game of their career when they face them in the playoffs.. oh sorry let me rephrase.. IF they face 'em in the playoffs.. the east clearly has 2 teams on top right now.. and that's lincoln and houston.. jax beach comes in a strong 3rd but as far as the rest of the east.. the strength of teams vary greatly.. however it doesnt mean houston should start chillin' out maxin' n' relaxin' all cool while shootin' some bball outside of school... ok maybe they can a little..
INYA ONYA
so they moved inLEXINGTON and onLEXINGTON with a close battle only to be won by an early 4th quarter gap.. quite frankly from developing reports.. the lynx never completely got out of the locker room when the play started.. but critics say mike landry was alreayd on the field yet he let morning tongue pass right by him.. when landy was contacted for questions.. his reply was.. "did you see that tongue?.. i mean check out that avatar.. my legs felt like bambi's for a min' and i got fooled!".. it's yet a beautiful and significant win for inya onya.. and as i can tell.. that win sent a message thru to the rest of the league.. they're gonna be inya.. onya.. so they might as well ownya!
Big Whiskey Assassins
they moved down 1 spot.. does that mean they suck? no! it just means they faced an opponent not as strong as the lynx.. unlike their same record counterpart, inya onya.. these 2nd and 3rd teams are very well representing the west and showing that it's no joke.. however their ultimate test after beating the west.. is beating the east.. big whiskey has always been on the rise.. altho they're modest and quiet about it.. ive been watchin' them ever since ive started the pwr rankings.. im like a ghost over all these teams infact.. u know like i always say.. big whiskey.. they speak softly and carry a big gun..
Jax Beach Juggernauts
jax beach.. like serius said.. shouldn't be faced after a loss.. they'll right their wrongs and explode all over your faces.. theyve got alot of explaining to do otherwise they're gonna have to accept their fate has been met.. as they haven't defeated the top 2 teams in the east yet.. and altho they're still ranked ahead of lincoln.. we're talking about a .06 difference.. which should be settled by next game.. this game is a make or break for both lincoln and jax beach.. and last time i checked.. lincoln is on a 2 season long rampage..
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
lincoln freedom writers.. hey i can make fun of them.. because we already faced em and got beat.. but i have nothing to say here that hasn't already been said.. they've jumped up to the top 5 in the rankings like i predicted last week.. lots of thanks to the loss by the lynx.. will the warriors hop to #4? or will jax beach wash 'em ashore? i bet somewhere in jax beach someone's figured it all out and is singing.. "oh waaaariorrrrrsss... come out n' plaaaayyyyyyy!!!!"
ASK ANY OF US IF WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.. PS.. DON'T LOOK AT JIMO'S AVATAR...
Big Money Dynasty
they've been ridin' dat money train and it's been bringin' them some change.. and ain't no betta change than movin' up in the pwr rankings..
Oregon Orangutans
another team that's moved up.. and the #6 spot is well within reach.. yea i know.. it maybe a lil' tuff to believe but orangutans do have long arms..
Richmond Empire
it's no secret there's like 50 red circles on the date on my calendar when we face this team.. they may be ranked here but they're no punks..
Lexington Lynx
a loss to inya onya hurt.. but a loss and these other teams winning hurts even more as they dropped big time.. hey dont looka me.. looka the formula.. oh wait.. that's from me also.. don't kill me.. i still love u!
Alamo City Souljahs
nothing to see here.. move on.. i mean seriously.. wtf am i gonna write about my own team lol.. we made the top 10.. barely.. yay!
OK NOW YOU CAN LOOK AT HIS AVATAR
Phoenix Scorpions
Texas Presidents
Frostburg Bobcats
Deimon Devil bats
Delray Manatees
SO CHECK THIS.. WE HAVE A LIL' GAME GOIN' ON HERE.. IT'S WHO'S GONNA MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!
Torrington WildCats
Oregon Lumberjacks
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
Bunghole Liquors
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
Gardner Paraplegics
Killian's Irish Red
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
WAITIN FOR THAT DRAFT!!
Antartica Cavemen CPU
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Nashville Isotopes
The State of Texas Domination
Minnesota Paladins
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Seattle Grand Cru
Wolverhampton Wolverines
Lubbock Red Raiders
so anyway whats up guys? so like i went to get chinese food today.. and the girl at the register that takes orders seriously says what i was gonna order.. cuz i pretty much order the same thing everytime i go there.. but i don't go there much.. but when she remembered it.. or most of it.. cuz i order it a special way.. i was like wow! that's cool.. and i got to thinkin'.. hey maybe thats a sign that she's into me.. but i kinda find that hard to believe because right now i look like a caveman with my dreadlocks and beard.. (atrain72.. dont even go there..).. i wasnt plannin on wow'ing any chics.. i mean she's not a perfect 10 but man did i wanna tap dat ass when i first saw it.. what? oh oh yea!!
POWER RANKINGS!!!
THE TEACHER'S PETS
Houston Armageddon
i don't wanna close my eyes and i don't wanna miss a thing as we finally get to see houston claim their stake ontop of the bbb7.. driving that sharp bottom thru the rest of our chests.. get used to it fellas.. houston owns the east now.. like we all know already.. lincoln will have the biggest game of their career when they face them in the playoffs.. oh sorry let me rephrase.. IF they face 'em in the playoffs.. the east clearly has 2 teams on top right now.. and that's lincoln and houston.. jax beach comes in a strong 3rd but as far as the rest of the east.. the strength of teams vary greatly.. however it doesnt mean houston should start chillin' out maxin' n' relaxin' all cool while shootin' some bball outside of school... ok maybe they can a little..
INYA ONYA
so they moved inLEXINGTON and onLEXINGTON with a close battle only to be won by an early 4th quarter gap.. quite frankly from developing reports.. the lynx never completely got out of the locker room when the play started.. but critics say mike landry was alreayd on the field yet he let morning tongue pass right by him.. when landy was contacted for questions.. his reply was.. "did you see that tongue?.. i mean check out that avatar.. my legs felt like bambi's for a min' and i got fooled!".. it's yet a beautiful and significant win for inya onya.. and as i can tell.. that win sent a message thru to the rest of the league.. they're gonna be inya.. onya.. so they might as well ownya!
Big Whiskey Assassins
they moved down 1 spot.. does that mean they suck? no! it just means they faced an opponent not as strong as the lynx.. unlike their same record counterpart, inya onya.. these 2nd and 3rd teams are very well representing the west and showing that it's no joke.. however their ultimate test after beating the west.. is beating the east.. big whiskey has always been on the rise.. altho they're modest and quiet about it.. ive been watchin' them ever since ive started the pwr rankings.. im like a ghost over all these teams infact.. u know like i always say.. big whiskey.. they speak softly and carry a big gun..
Jax Beach Juggernauts
jax beach.. like serius said.. shouldn't be faced after a loss.. they'll right their wrongs and explode all over your faces.. theyve got alot of explaining to do otherwise they're gonna have to accept their fate has been met.. as they haven't defeated the top 2 teams in the east yet.. and altho they're still ranked ahead of lincoln.. we're talking about a .06 difference.. which should be settled by next game.. this game is a make or break for both lincoln and jax beach.. and last time i checked.. lincoln is on a 2 season long rampage..
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
lincoln freedom writers.. hey i can make fun of them.. because we already faced em and got beat.. but i have nothing to say here that hasn't already been said.. they've jumped up to the top 5 in the rankings like i predicted last week.. lots of thanks to the loss by the lynx.. will the warriors hop to #4? or will jax beach wash 'em ashore? i bet somewhere in jax beach someone's figured it all out and is singing.. "oh waaaariorrrrrsss... come out n' plaaaayyyyyyy!!!!"
ASK ANY OF US IF WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.. PS.. DON'T LOOK AT JIMO'S AVATAR...
Big Money Dynasty
they've been ridin' dat money train and it's been bringin' them some change.. and ain't no betta change than movin' up in the pwr rankings..
Oregon Orangutans
another team that's moved up.. and the #6 spot is well within reach.. yea i know.. it maybe a lil' tuff to believe but orangutans do have long arms..
Richmond Empire
it's no secret there's like 50 red circles on the date on my calendar when we face this team.. they may be ranked here but they're no punks..
Lexington Lynx
a loss to inya onya hurt.. but a loss and these other teams winning hurts even more as they dropped big time.. hey dont looka me.. looka the formula.. oh wait.. that's from me also.. don't kill me.. i still love u!
Alamo City Souljahs
nothing to see here.. move on.. i mean seriously.. wtf am i gonna write about my own team lol.. we made the top 10.. barely.. yay!
OK NOW YOU CAN LOOK AT HIS AVATAR
Phoenix Scorpions
Texas Presidents
Frostburg Bobcats
Deimon Devil bats
Delray Manatees
SO CHECK THIS.. WE HAVE A LIL' GAME GOIN' ON HERE.. IT'S WHO'S GONNA MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!
Torrington WildCats
Oregon Lumberjacks
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
Bunghole Liquors
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
Gardner Paraplegics
Killian's Irish Red
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
WAITIN FOR THAT DRAFT!!
Antartica Cavemen CPU
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Nashville Isotopes
The State of Texas Domination
Minnesota Paladins
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Seattle Grand Cru
Wolverhampton Wolverines
Lubbock Red Raiders
Then, we'll get right on that "cure for cancer" thing. 'Cuz it's all worth it to get in Jimo's five. Look how much good it did Dwyane Wade to get into Charles Barkley's five! ...oh...wait... 
