The Freedom Scrolls 2.1 Week 5 - Big Money Dynasty Special
Due to Husker Nation being unavailable to do the week 5 prediction page, I thought I'd do the honorable thing and help the guy out this week. That is, if you high and mighty Easterners will deign to have a prediction page done by a Western owner.
As always with my prediction pages, don't take offense as these are done in fun.
I'll pop these off "How the West was Won" style, starting with the game with the #1 seed and working down from there.
#14 Antartica Cavemen vs #1 Jax Beach Juggernauts, at Sea Bottom Scrolls: Jax Beach rolled through the Souljah boys 83-48. Antartica's 76-31 victory over Minnesota was sponsored by Geico. Saturday's beating at the hands of Jax Beach will be sponsored by X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Jax Beach 170-3.
#2 Houston Armageddon vs #15 Minnesota Paladins, at Thunder Dome: Houston survived the Eastern Conference's Game of the Year candidate, defeating Lincoln 43-36 in overtime. Minnesota continues one of the faster falls in BBB7 History with their loss to a CPU team. They say that in the Thunder Dome that "Two teams enter...one team leaves." However, that only applies if two teams actually show up, and Minnesota likely won't. Houston 140-7.
GAME OF THE WEEK: #5 Frostburg Bobcats vs #3 Lincoln Freedom Warriors, at Warrior Dome: Frostburg turned into Fireburg, burning the Big Red Spread 105-7. Lincoln came up on the short end of the OT game with Houston above. The Bobcats revert back to their "Frost" burg mode, going cold in the Warrior Dome. Lincoln 77-21.
#4 Richmond Empire vs #11 Killian's Irish Red, at Red Field: Richmond dispatched its knights to dispatch the Devil Bats in the name of the Empire, 80-48. Killian's lost to LBJ and Ike, 48-17. Imperial soldiers don't drink on the job, so it'd be hard to see Killian's pulling this one off. Richmond brings more glory to the Empire, 51-17.
#16 Texas Tech Big Red Spread vs #6 Torrington WildCats, at WildCats Stadium: The Eastern Conference edition of the Texas Tech Red Raiders has had just as much luck as their Western Conference counterparts; that is to say, none at all. Torrington won a fairly good game with Baton Rouge, pulling away in the fourth quarter to win 59-37. WildCats make pretty short work of the Big Dead Spread, 87-7. Maybe they'll make enough money to capitalize another letter in their name. I suggest the "L".
#12 The State of Texas Domination vs #7 Deimon Devil Bats, at The Red Cauldron: As a Texan owner myself, it pains me to see how many teams that are named after Texas having such hard-luck seasons. At least the "Domination" kept it close, losing to Delray 48-35. Deimon fell before the might of the Empire as described above. Despite that setbac, Deimon gets back on their horse...er, wings, and dispatch The State of Oklahoma, 63-10.
#8 Texas Presidents vs #13 Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals, at Death Valley: The Presidents dispatched the Irish Red as described above. Baton Rouge fell to the WiLdCats. (Yep...definitely go with the L.) George Bush isn't a native Texan; he's from Massachusetts, which explains why a team called Texas Presidents is a smart team. They make it two wins in a row by beating the LSU Tig...I mean, Bayou Bengals, 31-17.
#10 Alamo City Souljahs vs #9 Delray Manatees, at Intercoastal Dome: Alamo City found out that the Juggernauts don't have that name by chance. Delray fought, and won, a pretty close game with the Domination. The Souljahs enter Delray and make the fans cry out, "Oh the Huge Manatee!" Alamo City 48-20.
Due to Husker Nation being unavailable to do the week 5 prediction page, I thought I'd do the honorable thing and help the guy out this week. That is, if you high and mighty Easterners will deign to have a prediction page done by a Western owner.
As always with my prediction pages, don't take offense as these are done in fun.I'll pop these off "How the West was Won" style, starting with the game with the #1 seed and working down from there.
#14 Antartica Cavemen vs #1 Jax Beach Juggernauts, at Sea Bottom Scrolls: Jax Beach rolled through the Souljah boys 83-48. Antartica's 76-31 victory over Minnesota was sponsored by Geico. Saturday's beating at the hands of Jax Beach will be sponsored by X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Jax Beach 170-3.
#2 Houston Armageddon vs #15 Minnesota Paladins, at Thunder Dome: Houston survived the Eastern Conference's Game of the Year candidate, defeating Lincoln 43-36 in overtime. Minnesota continues one of the faster falls in BBB7 History with their loss to a CPU team. They say that in the Thunder Dome that "Two teams enter...one team leaves." However, that only applies if two teams actually show up, and Minnesota likely won't. Houston 140-7.
GAME OF THE WEEK: #5 Frostburg Bobcats vs #3 Lincoln Freedom Warriors, at Warrior Dome: Frostburg turned into Fireburg, burning the Big Red Spread 105-7. Lincoln came up on the short end of the OT game with Houston above. The Bobcats revert back to their "Frost" burg mode, going cold in the Warrior Dome. Lincoln 77-21.
#4 Richmond Empire vs #11 Killian's Irish Red, at Red Field: Richmond dispatched its knights to dispatch the Devil Bats in the name of the Empire, 80-48. Killian's lost to LBJ and Ike, 48-17. Imperial soldiers don't drink on the job, so it'd be hard to see Killian's pulling this one off. Richmond brings more glory to the Empire, 51-17.
#16 Texas Tech Big Red Spread vs #6 Torrington WildCats, at WildCats Stadium: The Eastern Conference edition of the Texas Tech Red Raiders has had just as much luck as their Western Conference counterparts; that is to say, none at all. Torrington won a fairly good game with Baton Rouge, pulling away in the fourth quarter to win 59-37. WildCats make pretty short work of the Big Dead Spread, 87-7. Maybe they'll make enough money to capitalize another letter in their name. I suggest the "L".
#12 The State of Texas Domination vs #7 Deimon Devil Bats, at The Red Cauldron: As a Texan owner myself, it pains me to see how many teams that are named after Texas having such hard-luck seasons. At least the "Domination" kept it close, losing to Delray 48-35. Deimon fell before the might of the Empire as described above. Despite that setbac, Deimon gets back on their horse...er, wings, and dispatch The State of Oklahoma, 63-10.
#8 Texas Presidents vs #13 Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals, at Death Valley: The Presidents dispatched the Irish Red as described above. Baton Rouge fell to the WiLdCats. (Yep...definitely go with the L.) George Bush isn't a native Texan; he's from Massachusetts, which explains why a team called Texas Presidents is a smart team. They make it two wins in a row by beating the LSU Tig...I mean, Bayou Bengals, 31-17.
#10 Alamo City Souljahs vs #9 Delray Manatees, at Intercoastal Dome: Alamo City found out that the Juggernauts don't have that name by chance. Delray fought, and won, a pretty close game with the Domination. The Souljahs enter Delray and make the fans cry out, "Oh the Huge Manatee!" Alamo City 48-20.
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