It is a story i wrote here it part 1
Sanchez-Hey jeffo did you get the A.O for Princentono?
Jeff-yeah but I need money 45,000 for tuition.
Sanchez-Me to all of our Dragons and Monster dungeons club need 45,000.
Jeff-We will talk about this at our homework help club tonight k.
Sanchez-Got it
(Inside Gym with tables and paper and freshmen)
Jeff-K boys how we gonna get the money,there is no bad ideas so just say any.
Weasel-We could have a Car Wash.
Jeff-Strike that bad idea
Robert-We could have a debate.
Jeff-Even worse.
Jimmy-We could sell our bodies to science.
Jeff-I like it wait never mind bad idea.
(doors to gym opens dim light)
Jeff-then how we gonna get the money.
Coach-You Can play football.
John-Who are you.
Mickey-Are you Darth Vader.
Coach-Who the hell is darth vader? I’m Coach Joe. If you wanna learn more meet me at 78164 with 11 other nerds.
Jeff-were not nerds!
Jimmy-Besides the new episode of star trek is on tonight.
Jeff-oh god we are nerds Mickey spread the word to the fellow nerds.
Mickey-Are you being serious we can’t play football were not like the red sox.
Jeff-Danget Mickey get your ass up and go get them!
Mickey-no need to be esirutive.
Coach-Be there.
Sammy-Should we
Jeff- yeah lets go.
(At Practice Field)
Coach-Get your asses over hear.
Jimmy-Yes Sir.
Coach-Boys there is nation wide tournament for football with a 500,000 dollar cash prize.
Jimmy-that’s 45,000 for all of us.
Coach-do yall wanna be my team.
All Nerds-yes coach(High pitched)
Coach-K what will are team name be?
Sanchez-How bout the Alegbriens?
Coach-I mean something that doesn’t suck balls.
(Mack walks over from his car)
Mack-how about the Spartens(tough Voice).
Coach-Who are you, you don’t look like an ass like everyone else hear.
Mack-I’m Mack-Mack Matthews.
Coach-Have I seen you play football some where before.
Mack-Yeah at Woodrow Wilson high I’m a QB at least I was.
Coach-you’re In
Mack-So what about the spartens.
Coach-Yeah the spartens that makes me wanna take a shit on the other Qbs head.
Tommy-Is that legal.
Coach-Shut your mouth and get on the field.
Jimmy-lets play some baseball!
Coach-you artard this is football!
Jimmy-Its is O crap!!!
Coach-Will start out with conditioning. We need to get in shape before we put on pads.
Sanchez-Don’t worry coach I’m in to physical from playing world of warcraft.
Tommy-Coach I don’t think I should play. My mom said I should lay off sports for 1 more year. Just to make sure my reflexes are fully developed(Sakes hands awkwardly).
Coach-You 6ft 3 220 pounds Tommy I don’t care if you can’t tie your shoes you’re playing.
Tommy- well
Coach-O god push ups 50 of them now.
Rob-My doctor says If I do pushups I will strain my arms.
Coach-to bad.
Jeff-1,2,3,4,5,_____,50(counting)
Coach-Make that 75
(They do 25)
Coach-yall still aren’t done danget Mack has been finished for 2 hours be like Mack Ya nerds. So now do 25 sit-ups it might be easier! a little pusses
Weasel-Crap
Coach-Everyone 4 laps, you can all thank weasel for that.
(all nerds moan while running)
Weasel-But I have shineculluervotle cendrom.
Coach-What the hell is that.
Weasel-An Infection in the Bladder-colone area, making it nearly impossible to eat,drink,run........and bath.
Coach-I don’t give a crap.
A long and more pissed of people later
Mack-come on guys you can do it(yelling at them from side)
Coach-there only on there 2nd lap.
Mack-yeah
Coach-When did you finish Mack?
Mack-like 10 minutes ago
Coach-You mean I went, took a crap and a piss and there still not done.
Mack-Yep
Coach-We got a long way to go.
(they finish)
Coach-Now we are gonna run some fly patterns.
Jeff-Woo! Good thing I brought my pattern pocket book! In the back there is fast facts! Like the heptagon is the most understood shape because…….
Coach-Shut up! Mack is going to throw yall a fly.
Jack-What’s a fly?
Coach-Just run straight and catch the ball you faget.Now!
(Mack throws ball perfectly hits john in head falls down scraps knee).
Jack-What the dose?That was going like 90mph.
Mack-get in line.
Coach-What the dose? What the dose? Lesson 2 trash talk, give me you best insult.
John-Your shoes untied(whispers it’s not really to other nerds, nerds laugh).
Coach-That insult sucks almost as bad as yall are at football.
Jimmy-That hurt(in sad voice)
Coach-my point exactly, back to flys,sanchez your up.
Sanchez-Do I have to
Coach-Yes now run.
(Mack throws perfectly hits Sanchez in head, nerds laugh).
Sanchez-Guys that really hurt.
Coach-I know how it wont hurt.
Sanchez-how?(in Curious voice)
Coach-you CATCH THE BALL!!!!
Coach-Nice job guys I will see you tomorrow with equipment.
(Next Day)
Coach-Boys Are used Equipment is hear that the league has given us.
Sammy-what’s the dose is this?(holding a cup)
Tommy-it’s a nose guard put it on.
Sammy-O cool.
Mack-You Idiots that’s for your balls
Tommy-eeww
John-What the hell is this(holding sliders or jock strap)
Mack-dude it’s a jock strap.
John-o cool I can’t get a Bonner in this
Mack-the only person that gives you s Bonner is your sister.
John-no
(sister rides by in car john gets Bonner)
Mack-my point exactly
John-It sill counts
Mack-dude no no it dosent
Sanchez-Hey jeffo did you get the A.O for Princentono?
Jeff-yeah but I need money 45,000 for tuition.
Sanchez-Me to all of our Dragons and Monster dungeons club need 45,000.
Jeff-We will talk about this at our homework help club tonight k.
Sanchez-Got it
(Inside Gym with tables and paper and freshmen)
Jeff-K boys how we gonna get the money,there is no bad ideas so just say any.
Weasel-We could have a Car Wash.
Jeff-Strike that bad idea
Robert-We could have a debate.
Jeff-Even worse.
Jimmy-We could sell our bodies to science.
Jeff-I like it wait never mind bad idea.
(doors to gym opens dim light)
Jeff-then how we gonna get the money.
Coach-You Can play football.
John-Who are you.
Mickey-Are you Darth Vader.
Coach-Who the hell is darth vader? I’m Coach Joe. If you wanna learn more meet me at 78164 with 11 other nerds.
Jeff-were not nerds!
Jimmy-Besides the new episode of star trek is on tonight.
Jeff-oh god we are nerds Mickey spread the word to the fellow nerds.
Mickey-Are you being serious we can’t play football were not like the red sox.
Jeff-Danget Mickey get your ass up and go get them!
Mickey-no need to be esirutive.
Coach-Be there.
Sammy-Should we
Jeff- yeah lets go.
(At Practice Field)
Coach-Get your asses over hear.
Jimmy-Yes Sir.
Coach-Boys there is nation wide tournament for football with a 500,000 dollar cash prize.
Jimmy-that’s 45,000 for all of us.
Coach-do yall wanna be my team.
All Nerds-yes coach(High pitched)
Coach-K what will are team name be?
Sanchez-How bout the Alegbriens?
Coach-I mean something that doesn’t suck balls.
(Mack walks over from his car)
Mack-how about the Spartens(tough Voice).
Coach-Who are you, you don’t look like an ass like everyone else hear.
Mack-I’m Mack-Mack Matthews.
Coach-Have I seen you play football some where before.
Mack-Yeah at Woodrow Wilson high I’m a QB at least I was.
Coach-you’re In
Mack-So what about the spartens.
Coach-Yeah the spartens that makes me wanna take a shit on the other Qbs head.
Tommy-Is that legal.
Coach-Shut your mouth and get on the field.
Jimmy-lets play some baseball!
Coach-you artard this is football!
Jimmy-Its is O crap!!!
Coach-Will start out with conditioning. We need to get in shape before we put on pads.
Sanchez-Don’t worry coach I’m in to physical from playing world of warcraft.
Tommy-Coach I don’t think I should play. My mom said I should lay off sports for 1 more year. Just to make sure my reflexes are fully developed(Sakes hands awkwardly).
Coach-You 6ft 3 220 pounds Tommy I don’t care if you can’t tie your shoes you’re playing.
Tommy- well
Coach-O god push ups 50 of them now.
Rob-My doctor says If I do pushups I will strain my arms.
Coach-to bad.
Jeff-1,2,3,4,5,_____,50(counting)
Coach-Make that 75
(They do 25)
Coach-yall still aren’t done danget Mack has been finished for 2 hours be like Mack Ya nerds. So now do 25 sit-ups it might be easier! a little pusses
Weasel-Crap
Coach-Everyone 4 laps, you can all thank weasel for that.
(all nerds moan while running)
Weasel-But I have shineculluervotle cendrom.
Coach-What the hell is that.
Weasel-An Infection in the Bladder-colone area, making it nearly impossible to eat,drink,run........and bath.
Coach-I don’t give a crap.
A long and more pissed of people later
Mack-come on guys you can do it(yelling at them from side)
Coach-there only on there 2nd lap.
Mack-yeah
Coach-When did you finish Mack?
Mack-like 10 minutes ago
Coach-You mean I went, took a crap and a piss and there still not done.
Mack-Yep
Coach-We got a long way to go.
(they finish)
Coach-Now we are gonna run some fly patterns.
Jeff-Woo! Good thing I brought my pattern pocket book! In the back there is fast facts! Like the heptagon is the most understood shape because…….
Coach-Shut up! Mack is going to throw yall a fly.
Jack-What’s a fly?
Coach-Just run straight and catch the ball you faget.Now!
(Mack throws ball perfectly hits john in head falls down scraps knee).
Jack-What the dose?That was going like 90mph.
Mack-get in line.
Coach-What the dose? What the dose? Lesson 2 trash talk, give me you best insult.
John-Your shoes untied(whispers it’s not really to other nerds, nerds laugh).
Coach-That insult sucks almost as bad as yall are at football.
Jimmy-That hurt(in sad voice)
Coach-my point exactly, back to flys,sanchez your up.
Sanchez-Do I have to
Coach-Yes now run.
(Mack throws perfectly hits Sanchez in head, nerds laugh).
Sanchez-Guys that really hurt.
Coach-I know how it wont hurt.
Sanchez-how?(in Curious voice)
Coach-you CATCH THE BALL!!!!
Coach-Nice job guys I will see you tomorrow with equipment.
(Next Day)
Coach-Boys Are used Equipment is hear that the league has given us.
Sammy-what’s the dose is this?(holding a cup)
Tommy-it’s a nose guard put it on.
Sammy-O cool.
Mack-You Idiots that’s for your balls
Tommy-eeww
John-What the hell is this(holding sliders or jock strap)
Mack-dude it’s a jock strap.
John-o cool I can’t get a Bonner in this
Mack-the only person that gives you s Bonner is your sister.
John-no
(sister rides by in car john gets Bonner)
Mack-my point exactly
John-It sill counts
Mack-dude no no it dosent
