Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Link
lycans are smokin humans this year. . . delicious. that there deer jerky ain't too shabby either.

Mmmmmmm...... Human.... It's been soooo long!

What part of the humans are you smoking?

Originally posted by skippyjlo
What part of the humans are you smoking?

usually cut the head, hands and feet off, everything else is thrown in a smoker. We injected a couple with some cajun seasoning and deep fried them.
We play games also, like two lycans grabbing one end of the collar bone, making a wish, then breaking it.

No heads, hands, or feet. So you do smoke the penis then?

We'll usually you kill 'em by repeatedly punching them in the taint until the penis falls off and they die. It breaks that nasty hip structure up and tenderized the lions at the same time.... Errr.... I mean.... Uhhhhh... so I've heard!

Originally posted by skippyjlo
No heads, hands, or feet. So you do smoke the penis then?

Where do you think smoked sausage comes from?

Cajun seasoning, good choice. I'd go with a light mesquite flavor, myself. Also, if you find one with just the right shaped skull, the kids can get a soccer game going while the grownups cook. *I'm kidding, Murray!*

(I'm not a lycan, I just lived in backwoods Louisiana for a while.)

Cannibalism.... It's not just for breakfast anymore...

Well...not like we can afford groceries anymore.

If you get them in the backwoods of Louisiana do you even need the seasoning?

Originally posted by skippyjlo
If you get them in the backwoods of Louisiana do you even need the seasoning?

Yeah.... they get a little gamey if allowed to inbreed... Gotta c

Ohhhh

Originally posted by skippyjlo
Ohhhh

Of course you eat the penis!! you ever seen real cajun sausage?
I prefer the white meat though, but i don't discriminate. And the inbreeds? We hunt alot in West VA . . and yea, their usually tough.
We like the tender Georgia peaches the best, their milk seems sweeter . . .

I am not familiar with authentic cajun sausage and I am afraid to google it.

Originally posted by Link
Originally posted by skippyjlo

Ohhhh

Of course you eat the penis!! you ever seen real cajun sausage?
I prefer the white meat though, but i don't discriminate. And the inbreeds? We hunt alot in West VA . . and yea, their usually tough.
We like the tender Georgia peaches the best, their milk seems sweeter . . .


Don't play with your food.