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Originally posted by jfbueno
Originally posted by coachviking

12th. DON'T step down from this. We'll post stories for your daughter here so you can focus on what is really important, making us happy in the USA PRO forum.

For some reason I don't think CV would be the best at telling stories to little children.

Major Payne FTW

Originally posted by jfbueno
Originally posted by coachviking

12th. DON'T step down from this. We'll post stories for your daughter here so you can focus on what is really important, making us happy in the USA PRO forum.

For some reason I don't think CV would be the best at telling stories to little children.

OK so there was was a midget, a parrot, 3 football players and a stripper and they go to tijuanna, Stop me if you've heard this one.

Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jfbueno

Originally posted by coachviking


12th. DON'T step down from this. We'll post stories for your daughter here so you can focus on what is really important, making us happy in the USA PRO forum.

For some reason I don't think CV would be the best at telling stories to little children.

OK so there was was a midget, a parrot, 3 football players and a stripper and they go to tijuanna, Stop me if you've heard this one.

What you dream about on a nightly basis? >.>

Originally posted by Greg Butler
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by jfbueno


Originally posted by coachviking



12th. DON'T step down from this. We'll post stories for your daughter here so you can focus on what is really important, making us happy in the USA PRO forum.

For some reason I don't think CV would be the best at telling stories to little children.

OK so there was was a midget, a parrot, 3 football players and a stripper and they go to tijuanna, Stop me if you've heard this one.

What you dream about on a nightly basis? >.>

Not dreams bro, Flashbacks

I stand corrected

Originally posted by coachviking
OK so there was was a midget, a parrot, 3 football players and a stripper and they go to tijuanna, Stop me if you've heard this one.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a 12 inch piano...

on second thought, maybe that wouldn't be such a good one to tell.

Originally posted by coachviking
12th. DON'T step down from this. We'll post stories for your daughter here so you can focus on what is really important, making us happy in the USA PRO forum.

I dont know if my stories are exactly "fairytales" with unicorns and shit. Most involve mass quantities of alcohol, the french, chicken wings, and double penetration.


oh yeah, good job 12th. Thanks for taking the time.

Originally posted by Buccs99
Originally posted by coachviking

12th. DON'T step down from this. We'll post stories for your daughter here so you can focus on what is really important, making us happy in the USA PRO forum.

Most involve mass quantities of alcohol, the french, chicken wings, and double penetration.




One of these 4 things does NOT belong

Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by Buccs99

Originally posted by coachviking


12th. DON'T step down from this. We'll post stories for your daughter here so you can focus on what is really important, making us happy in the USA PRO forum.

Most involve mass quantities of alcohol, the french, chicken wings, and double penetration.




One of these 4 things does NOT belong

you're right. The french suck.

Originally posted by Buccs99


you're right. The french suck.

Dude, without the French we wouldn't have french fries, french toast, or french dressing. Then where would we be?

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Originally posted by Buccs99



you're right. The french suck.

Dude, without the French we wouldn't have french fries, french toast, or french dressing. Then where would we be?

I would give up at least two of those to not have the french. We could always go back to the failed attempt at "freedom fries" Nah

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Originally posted by Buccs99



you're right. The french suck.

Dude, without the French we wouldn't have french fries, french toast, or french dressing. Then where would we be?

Canada

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