Originally posted by LeeCorso
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THE RANKINGS(previous) - This weeks Categorical names are based on Lee Corso Quotes
Wait'll you see Notre Dame, ... These guys are good
#16(14) So.Cal Beach Bums - I remember a time when the So Cal Beach Bums had promise and a future, that time is gone now. Welcome to the bottom... for now.
#15(15) South Georgia Falcons - You didn't even score against the Red Raiders who are just outside the playoff picture so you're not going anywhere, anytime, at any speed.
#14(8) South Park Cows - Destroyed by the Aces makes you the biggest drop in the rankings this week. Get better, soon, or you're going to keep on moving down.
#13(13) Topeka Gunners F-16 - Going to get killed 2 of the next 3 games and that will push you below the Cows but for now I'm putting you here.
Not so fast, my friend
#12(12) Dallas Red Raiders - Aces, Thunder, Demonik for the next 3 games and if you put up a big win goose egg you could move further off the radar. I don't think you take out the Aces tonight and that could be a season buster.
#11(16) Galaxy Aces - You are 2-0 and recruiting is going really well. You're the biggest gainer in the rankings this week but you won't stay here if you lose to the Red Raiders. Big win game tonight and another against the Renagades will push you into the playoff picture big time.
#10(11) RAVING MAD DAWGS - You keep putting up points while losing and you will be 0-3 before your first win. You should be lower in these rankings but I have faith in CAPS.
#9(10) Port Moresby Trucks - Close games with some tough competition keep you up but you might be 0-5 before the dust settles. Just hold on, the back half of the schedule is much easier.
#8(7) Springville Renagades - RPI likes you guys and so do I. Moved down because of only 7 points scored against the Blaze. Win 2 of the next 3 and you move up again.
#7(9) Project Mayhem - 2-0 has to be a nice feeling but you haven't been tested... until tonight. Beat those pesky Legends and you move up while they keep moving down.
Now we get some answers
#6(6) Houston Space Cowboys - You have to go beat the Legends and Trucks to move up. You stay where you are until then, ok? I don't care.
#5(5) Las Vegas Legends - Overrated is the word that comes to mind. Boosting before the Demonik game was great and all but you have to know that you need more than 2 cbs on the field when there are 5WRs... I don't move anyone above you this week but we know that you won't be moving up the rankings this season.
#4(4) Seattle Thunder - You'll stay in the nice cozy 4th spot until you play the Space Pirates so you'll be here for a bunch of weeks. You keep improving and you keep recruiting well and you'll be a serious threat in the playoffs.
Absolutely not. Are you kidding me?
#3(3) Philadelphia Demonik - Beat the Legends and Badasses(although they are sitting 0-2) and will not be going anywhere... for now. Week 8 and 9 are on the schedule and should be the best gauge of talent.
#2(2) Roswell Space Pirates - You have yet to give up a single point in a game this season and might pitch another shutout tonight. Could go into the Blaze game without a point against, I know I can't wait to watch that game, you guys are damn strong.
#1(1) San Diego Blaze - You guys are better than you look, that's what I've decided. Feel free to look ahead to the Pirates. Week 4 is the circled week.
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Comment: Renagades < Renegades
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THE RANKINGS(previous) - This weeks Categorical names are based on Lee Corso Quotes
Wait'll you see Notre Dame, ... These guys are good
#16(14) So.Cal Beach Bums - I remember a time when the So Cal Beach Bums had promise and a future, that time is gone now. Welcome to the bottom... for now.
#15(15) South Georgia Falcons - You didn't even score against the Red Raiders who are just outside the playoff picture so you're not going anywhere, anytime, at any speed.
#14(8) South Park Cows - Destroyed by the Aces makes you the biggest drop in the rankings this week. Get better, soon, or you're going to keep on moving down.
#13(13) Topeka Gunners F-16 - Going to get killed 2 of the next 3 games and that will push you below the Cows but for now I'm putting you here.
Not so fast, my friend
#12(12) Dallas Red Raiders - Aces, Thunder, Demonik for the next 3 games and if you put up a big win goose egg you could move further off the radar. I don't think you take out the Aces tonight and that could be a season buster.
#11(16) Galaxy Aces - You are 2-0 and recruiting is going really well. You're the biggest gainer in the rankings this week but you won't stay here if you lose to the Red Raiders. Big win game tonight and another against the Renagades will push you into the playoff picture big time.
#10(11) RAVING MAD DAWGS - You keep putting up points while losing and you will be 0-3 before your first win. You should be lower in these rankings but I have faith in CAPS.
#9(10) Port Moresby Trucks - Close games with some tough competition keep you up but you might be 0-5 before the dust settles. Just hold on, the back half of the schedule is much easier.
#8(7) Springville Renagades - RPI likes you guys and so do I. Moved down because of only 7 points scored against the Blaze. Win 2 of the next 3 and you move up again.
#7(9) Project Mayhem - 2-0 has to be a nice feeling but you haven't been tested... until tonight. Beat those pesky Legends and you move up while they keep moving down.
Now we get some answers
#6(6) Houston Space Cowboys - You have to go beat the Legends and Trucks to move up. You stay where you are until then, ok? I don't care.
#5(5) Las Vegas Legends - Overrated is the word that comes to mind. Boosting before the Demonik game was great and all but you have to know that you need more than 2 cbs on the field when there are 5WRs... I don't move anyone above you this week but we know that you won't be moving up the rankings this season.
#4(4) Seattle Thunder - You'll stay in the nice cozy 4th spot until you play the Space Pirates so you'll be here for a bunch of weeks. You keep improving and you keep recruiting well and you'll be a serious threat in the playoffs.
Absolutely not. Are you kidding me?
#3(3) Philadelphia Demonik - Beat the Legends and Badasses(although they are sitting 0-2) and will not be going anywhere... for now. Week 8 and 9 are on the schedule and should be the best gauge of talent.
#2(2) Roswell Space Pirates - You have yet to give up a single point in a game this season and might pitch another shutout tonight. Could go into the Blaze game without a point against, I know I can't wait to watch that game, you guys are damn strong.
#1(1) San Diego Blaze - You guys are better than you look, that's what I've decided. Feel free to look ahead to the Pirates. Week 4 is the circled week.
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