Warrior General Games

OK.. these rankings are still a bit topsy turvy.. but what do u expect.. there's only been 2 games played.. and quite frankly.. there's already been upsets.. so just because your team' ranked at a spot now doesnt mean it's gonna ride that spot.. there's gonna be a few jumps and dips along the way.. but i believe by game 6 or 7.. they'll really shape up



'err.. we are!:


We like it on top..

Syracuse Samurai
-with wins over formidable opponents baltimore and phoenix, this squad continues their next 7 games against opponents that are capable of being competitive in this league.. if they continue the winning trend.. we might as well give them a reservation spot atop these power rankings.. as time goes.. they'll only get better.. i wonder if their owner lives by the samurai code.. if he fails.. will he has to stab himself with his sword?

Appalachian Lycans
-the lycans.. win.. what else is new? well after a victory over such a tough opponent in rivercity (barf! *spills coins*), why are the second? quite frankly the strength of schedule (SOS) had them pitted up against an elementary school in game 1.. so my formula put 'em where they belonged.. the samurai had a tougher run so far.. from the looks of the schedule.. the lycans have a few more cupcakes to go thru before mid season.. so get used to 'em bein' up here..

Jax Beach Juggernauts
-so the souljahs and i went to jax beach.. we figured we'd boost team morale by relaxing on the beach and checkin' out some pretty ladies in bikinis.. however.. all we got was an asswhoopin'.. apparently the folks over there are tough.. and they show no remorse.. even with our new offense.. jax closed us down pretty quick and deemed us ineffective.. with that sort of a defense the only games i see jax losing to are the lycans and possibly syracuse.. you heard my prediction here: Jax Beach: 14 - 2 !!.. speakin' of predictions..... nvm..

Cleveland Buckeyes
-cleveland.. why are they so high here? 2 words.. 'they beat fresno'.. quite frankly.. they made fresno look like a cpu team.. cleveland is a brick wall and there's no wrecking ball in sight.. im curious to see how syracuse would perform against these fellas.. one look at their schedule and i see my team name on the list of teams to be played.. that just ruined my week right there.. Cleveland for West Champion!

Oregon Lumberjacks
-OREGON LUMBERJACKS!!.. who woulda thunk.. who woulda thunk.. who woulda thunk oregon will be ranked this high? don't ask me.. ask my formula.. oh wait.. i hope the tarheels are not readin' this.. O.o .. quite frankly.. i triple checked it and it checks out okay.. by some freak average.. the lumberjacks ended up here.. right below this rankings are mudville bombers and amish farmers.. they're a tougher squad but what gave oregon the nod was winning 2 game against an average level of opponents of the same caliber.. farmers and bombers won 2 also but they were against opponents of less caliber.. so all in all.. farmers and bombers were actually tied.. and oregon got a .5 advantage over them both (keep in mind there's only 2 games.. .5 isnt as great as it sounds).. but we all owe oregon some facetime here.. they aren't a perenial top ranked team but they can definitely make some noise once they level up.. they havent been exposed yet so it's a mystery.. if bigwhiskey can't expose 'em next week.. then they're gonna be ridin' this gravy train until the bombers have somethin' to say about that..

We like it on below..
Amish Farmers
-i hear amish girls are freaks in the bed.. makes sense because the farmers definately play hard day in day out..

Mudville Bombers
-hey you moved up in rankings.. and you're tied with the farmers.. but you still got affected by the freak average.. you just can't catch a break with my rankings..

Tampabay Paladins
-welcome to the bbb7.. you're great.. and im not just holdin' back from commenting u because we face u next week..

Richmond Empire
-richmond empire!! very impressive.. im almost speechless.. but i gotta keep it short here.. great job fellas.. great job

Fresno Anarchs
-what happened fresno? lace up those nike's.. grab those wheaties.. it's game time!

well we gotta be slotted in somewhere..
Houston Armageddon
Alamo City Souljahs
Big money Dynasty
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
Rivercity Ransom

the teams we'll tend to overlook... on purpose..
Baton Rouge Buccanneers
Baltimore Hustle
Big Whiskey Assassins
Chicago Whodats
Clemson Gamecock Kickers
Frostburg Bobcats
Phoenix Scorpions
IROC IROC

so when are we gonna rebuild honey? -- we'll do it tomorrow.. but that's what you said yesterday..
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Nashville Isotopes
Wellsborough Crawling Chaos
Bunghole Liquors
Deimon Devil Bats
Gardner Paraplegics

Hehh!! win?? pshh!! winning's for sailors!
Delray Manatees
Swindelhurst Skoals
State of Texas Domination

Wellsboro.

I'm sure your mistake in the spelling isn't on purpose.

That shalackin we (Fresno)got from cleveland hurt bad. Seeing how we always play them, I am going to have to figure out some way to beat them guys. We did get our win against chicago though .

hahahahaha Dont worry Jimo..I promise I wont kill myself...Not yet anyway...

this week will be a big matchup for us as we face the Bukceyes

I think there are a few on my level that dont belong there, heh. Get back to the top where you belong! Chicago stands out, heh. They have a tough first couple outtings?

Jack

thing is.. im doing these now and postin' em.. cuz.. if i were to start up in week 7 or 8.. mid season.. when we really know how we shape up..

id spend like 2 - 3 hours just typing in values from the first six games.. dont wanna do that.. id rather jus take 30 mins to do em every couple days..

so like it still looks a bit jacked up.. cuz if a team wins 1 game.. and loses 1 game.. my formula is sayin.. 'this team only wins half it's games..' something kinda like that..

I understand. Thanks for doin these, jimo. Makes it even more fun when I come to the forums to congratulate someone for whoopin my butt. I get to see just how crappy I stand vs the rest.

*grin*

Jack

Fun read, Jimo... your really getting a knack for this...

wow, glad to see us (Oregon) up that high, but I don't see us staying there for too long. This next game will be tough for us to pull off I think.

hmm. wrote somethin, it poofed. grr.

Hey Oregon, welcome to our party of misfits and powerhouses. You'll fit in well, just not sure which category to put you in now, with this last Power Ranking. You'll probably kick my team's butt, but you will get a chuckle from it, for sure.

*grins, teeth missing*

Jack the Pirate

Hmm...Dynasty vs Paraplegics...bet everybody will be on their feet for that game!

...oh...that's right...sorry...

keep ranking us low and keeping us hungry! love it!