Derek Sandman: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the Tampax® EasyGlide Pre-Game Show. I'm your host, Derek Sandman. Tyrell Jamima King will join us in a minute.
Today's game features the undefeated Tulsa Teamsters of the Western Conference, who seek to run the table and go 20-0. They face the ever confident Washington Caps of the East, who want to be this year's version of the 2007 New York Giants. The so-so team that got hot and upset Goliath.
Thanks for joining us in the studio today, TJ. Your team faced Tulsa in the Western Conference finals, what can the Caps expect to see from them?
Tyrell Jamima King: Goddamn you for giving me this name. I mean... thank you Dirkina Sandman. The Caps will be facing off against the best defense in USA BBB4. In particular, their secondary is rock solid and really makes it tough to complete passes. As you know, we are a passing team at heart, and they quite literally took away that part of our offense. The Caps are also a passing team, so we'll see if they can fare any better.
Dirkina Sandman: Yeah, and let's not forget that Tulsa won't be facing a defensive line quote like what French Lick has. I would expect Tulsa to control the ball even more against Washington, therefore putting even more pressure on Washington's offense. Now, The Caps do have two All-Star wide receivers. How do you figure they in particular will fare against Tulsa's D? Can they be the difference, Toe Jam King?
Toe Jam King: You know, Drunk, it's possible. Too Tall, the Cocks best receiver, did manage to grab 8 receptions for 101 yards against Tulsa. And you're right, the Caps have the strongest WR lineup in BBB4, so while I'm not sure they're individually as good as Too Tall, it's definitely possible that the Caps will be able to win the battle of strengths versus the Teamsters secondary. Of course, they may alter their primary game plan to take advantage of any weaknesses they see in the Teamsters defense. I know we thought we had found one and ran the ball more than usual, but obviously to no avail.
Drunk Sandman: Wait. French Lick has running backs? Do you really have running backs, Tofurkey Juice?
Tofurkey Juice: It's Tofurkey Juice King, thank you very much. And the name was a joke, how the hell did you get this trashed in half an hour? Tofurkey Juice?! Anyway, yes we do have running backs, but they get beat up by the DL so much in practice that they're usually injured come game day. The Caps are another team that is good at punishing HBs. They just got done holding Boston's HB under 3ypc. It will be important for them to continue this trend and turn Tulsa into a one-dimensional offense.
Dork Sandman: That's a good point, though had it not been for the earthquake in El Salvador a few years back that set off a butterfly effect that included the shaking of the GLB servers, Boston would have won imo. Right now, though, we're picking up a live feed from Tulsa, where DrewRyan is standing by. Drew, thanks for joining us on the Tampax® EasyGlide Pre-Game Show. Pretty impressive season for you so far. You have bulldozed some solid teams. What do you expect from today's finale?
DrewRyan: It's gonna be a good game. Were just gonna put on the pads, try to hit them in the mouth and make them work and play hard nosed, old fashioned football if they are gonna win!
Dork Sandman: Thanks for joining us, DrewRyan. Well folks, we're now going to head out to the Washington locker room to hear from... wait. Wat? Okay. Got it. Folks, this just in. The fans in in Washington DC have gone berserk. Cars are being flipped and set on fire. Apparently, team owner Admerylous is said to be on the phone checking on family back home so he can't join us. We'll just stay here. TJ, any final thoghts? Final score prediction?
TJ King: 24-14 Tulsa... I just don't think the Caps have seen a defense like Tulsa's yet.
Dork Sandman: Excellent. Well, we thank you all for joining us. We've heard from our expert color analyst, and from the head coach of Tulsa. For Tyrell Jamima King, I'm Dork Sandman. We send you out to the field for kickoff. May the second best team lose!
*DrkSandman, tjking82, and DrewRyan really contributed to this. And Tulsa really is friggen good.*
Today's game features the undefeated Tulsa Teamsters of the Western Conference, who seek to run the table and go 20-0. They face the ever confident Washington Caps of the East, who want to be this year's version of the 2007 New York Giants. The so-so team that got hot and upset Goliath.
Thanks for joining us in the studio today, TJ. Your team faced Tulsa in the Western Conference finals, what can the Caps expect to see from them?
Tyrell Jamima King: Goddamn you for giving me this name. I mean... thank you Dirkina Sandman. The Caps will be facing off against the best defense in USA BBB4. In particular, their secondary is rock solid and really makes it tough to complete passes. As you know, we are a passing team at heart, and they quite literally took away that part of our offense. The Caps are also a passing team, so we'll see if they can fare any better.
Dirkina Sandman: Yeah, and let's not forget that Tulsa won't be facing a defensive line quote like what French Lick has. I would expect Tulsa to control the ball even more against Washington, therefore putting even more pressure on Washington's offense. Now, The Caps do have two All-Star wide receivers. How do you figure they in particular will fare against Tulsa's D? Can they be the difference, Toe Jam King?
Toe Jam King: You know, Drunk, it's possible. Too Tall, the Cocks best receiver, did manage to grab 8 receptions for 101 yards against Tulsa. And you're right, the Caps have the strongest WR lineup in BBB4, so while I'm not sure they're individually as good as Too Tall, it's definitely possible that the Caps will be able to win the battle of strengths versus the Teamsters secondary. Of course, they may alter their primary game plan to take advantage of any weaknesses they see in the Teamsters defense. I know we thought we had found one and ran the ball more than usual, but obviously to no avail.
Drunk Sandman: Wait. French Lick has running backs? Do you really have running backs, Tofurkey Juice?
Tofurkey Juice: It's Tofurkey Juice King, thank you very much. And the name was a joke, how the hell did you get this trashed in half an hour? Tofurkey Juice?! Anyway, yes we do have running backs, but they get beat up by the DL so much in practice that they're usually injured come game day. The Caps are another team that is good at punishing HBs. They just got done holding Boston's HB under 3ypc. It will be important for them to continue this trend and turn Tulsa into a one-dimensional offense.
Dork Sandman: That's a good point, though had it not been for the earthquake in El Salvador a few years back that set off a butterfly effect that included the shaking of the GLB servers, Boston would have won imo. Right now, though, we're picking up a live feed from Tulsa, where DrewRyan is standing by. Drew, thanks for joining us on the Tampax® EasyGlide Pre-Game Show. Pretty impressive season for you so far. You have bulldozed some solid teams. What do you expect from today's finale?
DrewRyan: It's gonna be a good game. Were just gonna put on the pads, try to hit them in the mouth and make them work and play hard nosed, old fashioned football if they are gonna win!
Dork Sandman: Thanks for joining us, DrewRyan. Well folks, we're now going to head out to the Washington locker room to hear from... wait. Wat? Okay. Got it. Folks, this just in. The fans in in Washington DC have gone berserk. Cars are being flipped and set on fire. Apparently, team owner Admerylous is said to be on the phone checking on family back home so he can't join us. We'll just stay here. TJ, any final thoghts? Final score prediction?
TJ King: 24-14 Tulsa... I just don't think the Caps have seen a defense like Tulsa's yet.
Dork Sandman: Excellent. Well, we thank you all for joining us. We've heard from our expert color analyst, and from the head coach of Tulsa. For Tyrell Jamima King, I'm Dork Sandman. We send you out to the field for kickoff. May the second best team lose!
*DrkSandman, tjking82, and DrewRyan really contributed to this. And Tulsa really is friggen good.*
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