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teamjumpman
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no i got what ketchum needs its some good old fashioned stickem and maybe some contact lenses. You should really get his vision checked out.
Verloren
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His vision is perfectly fine imo. In the first 5 games, the QB only threw to him 3 or 4 times a game, and always over thrown or under thrown.
Revolution
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Hahaha. I love that saying. Makes me grin. Anyway, check out Jason Triton. I can guarentee when he plays his first game, he'll be turning some heads.
ChrisGeorges
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Originally posted by IceMan
That right, the Great One Randy Moss is now looking for a pro washer, who can get Moss a perfect uniform after every game. Because Moss balls hard, and makes all other defenders cries, so the jersey has a lot of blood, sweat, and tears ( Only from opposite CBs)... Anyways, Moss can give youn a great salary, and maybe some nice tickets to the Dark Lotus game. Here are some requirements:
1. No fans, thats what Moss's fan club for, go to www.ILoveMeSomeMoss.com for more info.
2. Must have experience.
3. Cannot have criminal background, Moss's personal secretary will do all the background check.
Excuse Me, Mr. Moss need you to groom me into a fine reciver as good as urself
4. Never ever steal Moss's stuff, or you will be eaten alive by his body guard Orlando Pace.
Applications are now accepte, lets go!
That right, the Great One Randy Moss is now looking for a pro washer, who can get Moss a perfect uniform after every game. Because Moss balls hard, and makes all other defenders cries, so the jersey has a lot of blood, sweat, and tears ( Only from opposite CBs)... Anyways, Moss can give youn a great salary, and maybe some nice tickets to the Dark Lotus game. Here are some requirements:
1. No fans, thats what Moss's fan club for, go to www.ILoveMeSomeMoss.com for more info.
2. Must have experience.
3. Cannot have criminal background, Moss's personal secretary will do all the background check.
Excuse Me, Mr. Moss need you to groom me into a fine reciver as good as urself
4. Never ever steal Moss's stuff, or you will be eaten alive by his body guard Orlando Pace.
Applications are now accepte, lets go!
bigboi11
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Originally posted by Revolution
Hahaha. I love that saying. Makes me grin. Anyway, check out Jason Triton. I can guarentee when he plays his first game, he'll be turning some heads.
who?! oh might be an applicant for moss
hey ice! you have an applicant!
Hahaha. I love that saying. Makes me grin. Anyway, check out Jason Triton. I can guarentee when he plays his first game, he'll be turning some heads.
who?! oh might be an applicant for moss
hey ice! you have an applicant!
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