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New season, same old story. Everyone is afraid to throw the ball to whomever is unfortunate enough to be lined up against Asafa, even though it is usually their #1 WR. Let's have a look at the Season 5 tallies:

Season Stats to Date (Through 16 games)

Plays - 745
Catches Allowed - 24
Yards Allowed - 194.5
TDs Allowed - 2
Deflections - 22
Interceptions - 6
INT Return Yards - 53
INT TDs - 1

Yes, I am ashamed that he gave up a TD for the 1st time in 2 seasons in our game against ISB. He was cramping up from dehydration after expelling all of his fluids into your girlfriends before the game. I will post the play for you, because I know you will not believe it unless you see it with your own eyes.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=150201&pbp_id=3788856

Congratulations to Timothy Branch for providing the only reception of the game against Asafa in that battle of the behemoths in the Western Conference. Based on the merit of that one play he should be the unanimous vote for WR of the year.

Animal Sawyer should have got the sack, but i guess he was too slow. blame him

C'mon guys, throw my way a little more. If you don't throw at me, I can't intercept it, and then I won't reach my goal of having more INT return yards than receiving yards I have given up!

If Princess Darius were Qb, Trust me, he would have mustered up the last bit of energy he had to knock PD's Ass on the turf. Can we say, Concussion!!!!

Walla Walla found the secret to defeating Fremont. Don't throw the ball! Oh yeah, also have Fremont test a new offense. That helps. Still, Asafa threw a shutout on the poor WRs he faced.

Originally posted by RayRay99
Walla Walla found the secret to defeating Fremont. Don't throw the ball! Oh yeah, also have Fremont test a new offense. That helps. Still, Asafa threw a shutout on the poor WRs he faced.

tell me about it

Damn you Fremont!

RayRay, I'll respectfully have to inform you that we ran a brand new offense also.

People questioned if we had running backs before today.

Regardless of game plans, you guys have superior depth. I think you could kick our asses a couple times too if we played a best of 7. We're both solid teams, and this stuff happens.

Originally posted by DrkSandman
RayRay, I'll respectfully have to inform you that we ran a brand new offense also.

People questioned if we had running backs before today.

Regardless of game plans, you guys have superior depth. I think you could kick our asses a couple times too if we played a best of 7. We're both solid teams, and this stuff happens.

No disrespect was intended. Asafa won the battle, you guys won the game.

Asafa wins the battle AND the war this game!

Great game Tulsa. Asafa gave up 1 pass and got 1 INT, so I consider it a wash at worse.

I hate that you talk about this guy and self promote... but as annoying as it may be, he is a great corner and didn't give up much all game long, including a pick on the goal line early in the game. saved your team at least 3 points. people will notice based on his performance, dont need to self promote! lol

Originally posted by DrewRyan
I hate that you talk about this guy and self promote... but as annoying as it may be, he is a great corner and didn't give up much all game long, including a pick on the goal line early in the game. saved your team at least 3 points. people will notice based on his performance, dont need to self promote! lol

I started it to mock PD's brazen claims initially, and just have kept updating it for fun.

Originally posted by RayRay99
Originally posted by DrewRyan

I hate that you talk about this guy and self promote... but as annoying as it may be, he is a great corner and didn't give up much all game long, including a pick on the goal line early in the game. saved your team at least 3 points. people will notice based on his performance, dont need to self promote! lol

I started it to mock PD's brazen claims initially, and just have kept updating it for fun.

well that actually makes sense.. lol never mind then!