Warrior General Games

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.457 ........ 8-1...... Graz Grizzlies
2.. ........ 1 ...... 14 ........ 0.432 ........ 9-0...... Odessa Mojo
3.. ...... 11 ........ 3 ........ 0.358 ........ 8-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.481 ........ 7-2...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
5.. ........ 5 ........ 6 ........ 0.568 ........ 6-3...... South Side Mafia
6.. ...... 13 ........ 1 ........ 0.383 ........ 7-2...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
7.. ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.543 ........ 6-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
8.. ...... 21 ...... 11 ........ 0.593 ........ 6-3...... Orlando Prime Timers
9.. ........ 4 ...... 15 ........ 0.568 ........ 5-4...... Cincinnati Shockers
10 ...... 15 ........ 8 ........ 0.556 ........ 5-4...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
11 ...... 12 ........ 4 ........ 0.494 ........ 5-4...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
12 ...... 16 ...... 18 ........ 0.432 ........ 7-2...... Republic of Benin
13 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.519 ........ 5-4...... The Dogs of War
14 ........ 7 ...... 24 ........ 0.481 ........ 6-3...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
15 ........ 3 ...... 19 ........ 0.556 ........ 4-5...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
16 ...... 26 ...... 10 ........ 0.556 ........ 5-4...... New Orleans Gurupies
17 ...... 22 ...... 30 ........ 0.494 ........ 4-5...... E-City Mercenaries
17 ...... 18 ...... 12 ........ 0.494 ........ 4-5...... STEEL City Mafia
17 ...... 20 ...... 17 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-5...... All The King's Royal Men
17 ...... 19 ...... 13 ........ 0.519 ........ 4-5...... Carthage Clash
17 ...... 17 ...... 16 ........ 0.519 ........ 3-6...... Venom Dotball Academy
22 ...... 23 ...... 21 ........ 0.494 ........ 3-6...... OffTopica Miracle
23 ...... 10 ...... 27 ........ 0.395 ........ 4-5...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
24 ...... 14 ...... 25 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-6...... Sunday Funday
25 ...... 30 ...... 20 ........ 0.580 ........ 2-7...... Definition of Insanity
26 ...... 27 ...... 23 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-6...... Nairobi Warthogs
27 ...... 25 ...... 22 ........ 0.580 ........ 2-7...... La Flama Blanca
28 ...... 28 ...... 31 ........ 0.494 ........ 2-7...... Miami Red Hawks
29 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.407 ........ 3-6...... Porto People Eaters
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-7...... District 9 Prawns
31 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.469 ........ 1-8...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.519 ........ 1-8...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  50 -   19    Graz Grizzlies def. Ultimate Fighting Championship
  33 -   12    Brazilian Dirty Sanchez def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
  36 -   16    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. OffTopica Miracle
  32 -   26    South Side Mafia def. Cincinnati Shockers
  28 -   28    STEEL City Mafia ties Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
  35 -   14    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry def. District 9 Prawns
  28 -   24    E-City Mercenaries def. Porto People Eaters
  36 -   17    Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers def. Definition of Insanity
  57 -   25    Odessa Mojo def. Sunday Funday
  28 -   16    South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice def. Republic of Benin
  23 -   21    Venom Dotball Academy def. Orlando Prime Timers
  23 -   20    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. Asau Golden Eagles
  20 -   20    All The King's Royal Men ties New Orleans Gurupies
  47 -   11    The Dogs of War def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
  27 -   18    Carthage Clash def. La Flama Blanca
  27 -   22    Nairobi Warthogs def. Miami Red Hawks

Well, well, well,.....what a Father's day weekend.......... I'm gone for 1 game and what happens?......

Mojo almost upset by the Flames.
This is the WL class La Flama Blanca we pay good money to see. Personally I think they won that game. Came down to a 2 play sim-spectacular Hail Mary pass and Field Goal in the final second. No love from me here today Mojo. You just got lucky. Plain and simple. Only negative to La Flama is the missed tackles by the bullet proof tiger. Flames got to get that player under control. Bad days happen, but for that player, it was a game changer. A 64 yd field goal!!! WOW!!!! ALL IN!!!!! Can you say, player appreciation day - probably to the rocket!!!! Experts say you should have went with the mini helmet!!!! The mojo came out of that game saying "NO RE-MATCH!!! NO RE-MATCH!!! The mofo Mojo's won but..... Kudos to the Flames for the effort.


And the Mice vs the Hawks
What makes the sim do a hail mary pass and FG at the end in one game and just running in the next game. BS sometimes; if you ask me. Calling BS here. Call me the underdog favorite here, but I gots to call the game for the Hawks. Did what you had to do here boys. Even game. No mistakes. Just luck at the end..... Lucky Mice..... Sooooooo damn lucky!!!! Oooooooooohhhhh it burns me UP!!!!!!!! Looks like 54+ yd FG's was not in the cards for either team. Very good game here!!! Champions on both sides of the dot.



Moing on, or should I say down, to the Benin vs Sunday Funday game
REALLY????? REALLY??? There were so many "events" by Sunday (sacks and interceptions) that their morale should have been in the toilet by the 2nd quarter. I remember games where a long pass caused a 5 point morale hit to the special teams players. And you guys just kept going!!!!!! Not mad at you guys (SF) but there comes a point..... <<< breathe!!!>>> <<<breathe >>> The SIM does what the sim does <repeat> (Repeat 100 times). GG Benin. Held on just long enough...... GG SF, don't give up just yet as the SIM is still showing some love for you.



Then to Orlando vs the Clash
The Clash that New Orleans knows did not show up for this game. When toe to toe, the team that converts to TD's will beat the team that converts to FG's. Was a good game. Just that Orlando just outscored the Clash. Cannot give a TD and get FG and expect to win. The math does not work that way. GG


Then the Eagles vs the Warthogs
This was just nasty. Eagles beat the warthogs down. I don't even have to get stats, just words....sacks, fumbles, hurries, and punts. Just was not your day Nairobi. Just was not your day. Still flying high eagles. And higher still can you fly!!!! GG


Then came the the Duckies vs the Cult
To the Cult of Personalities.....I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you guys scored first.....The bad news is that the Duckies....uughh, ...scored next...and next...and next...and next....and next....and next....DAMN!!! NEED A MOMENT?? I have to say something positive here......You know that the Cult of Personalities is a team that has made significant efforts to promote the fun of GLB throughout their history. I remember when this team put the pre-game interview animations on the forums. That took alot of work. It was so good that I think GEICO made a commercial from that. That was so impressive. Owners and GM's on that team have done a lot of cool things. Much respect on that!!! But it still does not seem to ease the pain of a losing slide. Sorry!!!! But in WL, you got to take it!!! You have to take it!!!! And The Duckies made you eat.........<< Don't say it!!! >> made you eat..... << It must not be said!!! >> made you eat..... << please, for the love of GLB!!!!!! >> ..............cro............ (-1)
The pain you feel.... we cannot feel for you....but we know that you're feeling it to the point you can now taste it!!! << YUCK!!!!>> or as the Ducks put it... << YUCKIE!!!!! >>
Quack!! Quack!!


And then.... New Orleans vs Dotball Academy
Just was not a great game. Decided on a punt by Venom to a N.O. returner who fumbled that, and then recovered by a N.O. SS, who fumbled that, which was then recovered by a Venom FS, who then evaded a tackle from the N.O. FS and ran it in for a touchdown. All in one play. Hey....it could happen. And it did happen. but I digress. They say walk the walk and talk the talk....but...as we all know....a "W" is a "W". GG


and finally.... the Dogs of War versus the King's Men
Pitch!!! Pitch!!! Pitch!!!! Works for the Dogs. Doesn't work for the King's Men!!!! Flashing Bling doesn't work on the Dogs because they do not see in color. In response, The Dogs yelled Fetch to the King's Men and confusion set in. And it was all down hill from there. Sorry King. One day those peasant dogs will pay....but it was not that day!!!! GG Dogs!!!


More to come. Hope the coffee was good. Drink up!!! Got's lots more where that came from.

I'm magically delicious.....

Six games left!!!!!
Predictions for game 10......................


Odessa Mojo vs. Sunday Funday
The standard prediction has the Mojo by 30. Brutal!!!! Mojo had a close call in game 9. Probably will still be closer that 30 in this game as well. We might be expecting less from SF right now, but not that much less. Don't game plan and SF will ruin your game day!!! Mojo by 14.


South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs Republic of Benin
Mice have returned to Porcelain...but by no means fragile!!!! Benin is maintaining their own but are definitely going into some tough games as the season ends. This is one of them. Mice by 3. Sorry B.


Venom Dotball Academy vs. Orlando Prime Timers
The standard prediction has Venom by 2 over Orlando. Just do not see it. Both teams playing for their playoff hopes. Venom more so. Hmmmmmm........ But Venom... you have got to prove me wrong here!!!! Issuing a challenge here to VDA>...MAKE IT HAPPEN to them and not LET IT HAPPEN to you. They must be made an example of!!!!! NOW IS THE TIME!!!!!! I say Orlando by 7.....don't ask me how I know because once again I have to plead the fifth!!!


Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Asau Golden Eagles
Guess what Eagles, the Duckies can fly also, just not as high. But what is it gonna be? Who eats at the table of defeat and who flies in the air of victory? Are the Eagles gonna sit at the table of "Cro" while the the Duckies fly overhead quacking??? Or are will the duckies be extinguished like AFLAC sucking on that Eagles backwash? Gotta rise above here because either way, it flows downhill!!!! Take it from the Warthogs, you don't want to be on the bottom. Standard prediction has the ducks by 3. My experts have the Eagles by 13. WHAT????? let me confirm.......wait....wait....confirmed!!! That's what they said. Interesting. GL both teams.


All The King's Royal Men vs. New Orleans Gurupies
Cannot trick the other team here King because New Orleans brings their own cups. Number 7 versus number 9. The sell-out standard prediction has this game as a tie. Maybe a tie until the mid third quarter. Word on the street says that both teams here will try something desperate and unconventional. Last game, the Dogs made you go fetch while New Orleans held a class at the VDA. We are going with New Orleans by7 if they can hold out against the King during the 4th quarter comeback. Interesting!!!!! Very interesting!!!!


The Dogs of War vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
Standard prediction favors the Dogs by 36. Dogs win!! Not further comments.!!!! Nothing to see here. Move along!!!!!



Carthage Clash vs. La Flama Blanca
Problem here is that La Flama can dash some of the playoff hope from the Clash with a win here. but knowing that, will La Flama help them in their playoff hopes....or....will La Flama try to win for the sake of winning? What is the WL motto.......NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!! Clash still win by 5.


Nairobi Warthogs vs. Miami Red Hawks
Standard prediction here favors the Warthogs by 5. Well, I don't know about you, but I am going with Miami by 10. Warthogs have not been impressive in the last 2 games and will have to show something here to remain viable imho. Straight up.....Miami by 10. Yep......going with Miami here...... let me check that again.......Yep......Miami by 10. Miami by 10.....final answer. Did you get that?

(-1)

Asau Golden Eagles by 13? I hope we do keep it that respectable. This does not appear to be a very favorable match up for us.

Originally posted by T2
(-1)

Asau Golden Eagles by 13? I hope we do keep it that respectable. This does not appear to be a very favorable match up for us.

is 32 respectable?

Originally posted by reddogrw
is 32 respectable?

And you're here because??

Originally posted by reddogrw
is 32 respectable?

Nope, pretty disappointed but not at all unexpected. Congrats to you and your tackle for the win. Your dot was dominant and put the whole team on his back.

Edit - oh nevermind, your dot plays on the Assau B squad. GG anyway. lulz

Game 10......................Post game review........................


Odessa Mojo vs. Sunday Funday
You darn right we are not expecting that much less from SF........ Close game. TD for TD decided by field goals. Good showing Sunday Funday...... but just not good enough. At least we can be certain that Mojo game planned that. GG


South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs Republic of Benin
So sorry B. i would not take this one hard. Move on and prepare yourself for next game. Upgrade and work on that offense as the defense was on the field way too much. Tough loss. but the Mice are a good team. Once again..... Sorry B.


Venom Dotball Academy vs. Orlando Prime Timers
The standard prediction had Venom by 2 over Orlando. Just did not see it. As both teams were playing for their playoff hopes; and knowing that Venom was more so, I should have made a better call. And what happened.... You stepped up to the plate, MADE IT HAPPEN TO THEM, and made an example in the process. NOW THAT IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME!!!! WELL DONE VDA!!!!
All hail to the Doctors of the DOTBALL ACADEMY!
Challenge complete. Sorry Orlando.. That had to hurt....so do what I do in Miami.... Plead the Fifth!!! For God's sake....Plead the Fifth!!!


Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Asau Golden Eagles
AFLAC Duckies in the Eagles backwash!!!! Ooohhh....cannot not say you did not have it coming. Did I say Eagles by 13..... Duck...Duck...Duck...Goo---<<BAM!!!>> End of game!!!!! QUACK-SPLAT!!!! Eagles, Well done!!! No CRO for You!!!!! Well DONE!!!!
And we are Flying higher still!!!!!!



All The King's Royal Men vs. New Orleans Gurupies
Did I say "Maybe a tie until the mid third quarter." Cause after that, it was O - V - E - R!!! << high pitch over >> Word on the street says that both teams here will try something desperate and unconventional. I was waiting for it!!! The 4th quarter comeback. never came. Still Interesting!!!!! Very interesting!!!!


The Dogs of War vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
Standard prediction favors the Dogs by 36. Dogs win!! No further comments.!!!! Nothing to see here. Move along!!!!!
No changes. Sorry Wu!!!!


Carthage Clash vs. La Flama Blanca
I told you that La Flama can dash some of the playoff hope from the Clash with a win here. They were on target to do it but luck was on your side. A 3 second play? REALLY??? And that kick looked like it was blocked!!!!! BS!!! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You did not deserve it!!! An ugly "W" is still a "W"!!! What is the WL motto.......NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!! Clash still win by 5 or 3 in reality. Great Game!!!!


Nairobi Warthogs vs. Miami Red Hawks
Did you get that? <Normal voice>
Did you get that? <Higher voice>
Did you get that? <A little higher voice>
Did you get that? <A Little bit higher voice>
DID YOU GET THAAAAATTT!!!! < Very DEEP VOICE!!!>>
<< WHAMMM!!!!! >>
The smack down was smacked down!!!! wait....let me check that again.... Miami by 10 .... or did I say Miami by 25!!! Party on the beach till the break of Dawn!!!.... Goin' to Miami!!!! Yeah BABY!!!
Sorry Nairobi that it had to be you here....but once again, I gots to plead the fifth!!!!!

Originally posted by Cro
And you're here because??

HOOD

I was at Mount HOOD yesterday. Fun place

Game 11

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.450 ........ 9-1...... Graz Grizzlies
2.. ........ 1 ...... 11 ........ 0.420 ........ 10-0.... Odessa Mojo
3.. ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.580 ........ 7-3...... South Side Mafia
4.. ........ 9 ........ 4 ........ 0.460 ........ 8-2...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
5.. ...... 11 ........ 2 ........ 0.380 ........ 9-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
6.. ........ 6 ........ 6 ........ 0.530 ........ 7-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
7.. ...... 13 ........ 1 ........ 0.340 ........ 8-2...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
8.. ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.530 ........ 6-4...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
9.. ........ 5 ...... 19 ........ 0.590 ........ 5-5...... Cincinnati Shockers
10 ........ 7 ...... 22 ........ 0.470 ........ 7-3...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
11 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.480 ........ 6-4...... The Dogs of War
12 ...... 22 ...... 16 ........ 0.580 ........ 6-4...... Orlando Prime Timers
13 ...... 25 ...... 10 ........ 0.550 ........ 6-4...... New Orleans Gurupies
14 ...... 17 ...... 15 ........ 0.480 ........ 7-3...... Republic of Benin
15 ........ 3 ...... 17 ........ 0.520 ........ 5-5...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
16 ...... 15 ........ 5 ........ 0.510 ........ 5-5...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
17 ...... 20 ...... 29 ........ 0.480 ........ 4-6...... E-City Mercenaries
17 ...... 19 ...... 14 ........ 0.510 ........ 4-6...... STEEL City Mafia
17 ...... 18 ...... 13 ........ 0.480 ........ 5-5...... Carthage Clash
17 ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.540 ........ 4-6...... Venom Dotball Academy
17 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.560 ........ 4-6...... All The King's Royal Men
22 ...... 10 ...... 30 ........ 0.450 ........ 4-6...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
23 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... Sunday Funday
24 ...... 24 ...... 23 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... OffTopica Miracle
25 ...... 30 ...... 20 ........ 0.590 ........ 2-8...... Definition of Insanity
26 ...... 26 ...... 31 ........ 0.470 ........ 3-7...... Miami Red Hawks
27 ...... 23 ...... 24 ........ 0.560 ........ 2-8...... La Flama Blanca
28 ...... 28 ...... 27 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-6...... Porto People Eaters
29 ...... 29 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-7...... Nairobi Warthogs
30 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.550 ........ 2-8...... District 9 Prawns
31 ...... 27 ...... 25 ........ 0.490 ........ 1-9...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.530 ........ 1-9...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  24 -   17    Graz Grizzlies def. Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
  41 -   22    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. Ultimate Fighting Championship
  33 -   27    South Side Mafia def. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
  37 -   24    Coxsackie HOOD Hugos def. OffTopica Miracle
  25 -   18    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry def. STEEL City Mafia
  41 -   15    Cincinnati Shockers def. District 9 Prawns
  25 -   22    Moose Jaw Roughriders def. Porto People Eaters
  24 -   23    E-City Mercenaries def. Definition of Insanity
  27 -   24    Odessa Mojo def. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
  49 -   10    Asau Golden Eagles def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
  31 -   18    Republic of Benin def. Nairobi Warthogs
  26 -   17    The Dogs of War def. New Orleans Gurupies
  21 -   21    All The King's Royal Men ties Orlando Prime Timers
  36 -   16    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. Miami Red Hawks
  26 -   24    Carthage Clash def. Sunday Funday
  33 -   20    Venom Dotball Academy def. La Flama Blanca
________________________________________

Originally posted by irresistible_force
21 - 21 All The King's Royal Men ties Orlando Prime Timers

orly

Originally posted by Cro
Originally posted by reddogrw

is 32 respectable?

And you're here because??

the best CFO in all of GLB land



and HOOD.

Game 11 predictions are in..........................( too many typos )

Before the predictions, I will say it is getting tight out there. Playoff hopes are becoming surer or slimmer depending on your record. The great eye of put up or shut up is upon us. And the great eye sees all teams!!!! What does it see? What does it see? Soon will end the time of long winded predictions and begin the time of acronyms......

Odessa Mojo vs. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
The epic game 11 is upon us. Of Mice and Mofo's.... We have been waiting for this game for sooooooooo long!!!! And now we get ready to RUMBLE!!!!! Small glitch here is that the Mice lost to the eagles back in game 8 where lardaddy was not taken lightly and a huge mice trap was set off. My experts have seen both these teams planning for this game for weeks. Stats have the Mofo mojo's by 3. My experts believe it will be more. You got to stop the Brow Beatings and the 40 point spreads when the steam roller gets going. Madmustaff has an overall plan to play with himself in the WL shampionship if he gets the chance. That is what it is called when one owner has both teams in the top league game.........a Shampionship!!!!! But so far, no one has stepped up to the plate to stop him!!!! As the TAU would say.....I see what your plan is!!! That is not the greater good sir!!! It may not be this game where you are stopped, but the day will come. Mice will put up a good fight, here on this small piece of craggly-forsaken ground, before the great eye!!! Both teams expected in the playoffs. Mojo by more than 3. GL both teams.


Asau Golden Eagles vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
And still flying higher still!!!! Sorry Wu!!! I think we have beat this into the ground....or at least back to Pacific Pro..... WOW!!! did I say that? Sorry WU!!! Eagles flying so high right now, other teams look like dots. Eagles by 22.


Republic of Benin vs. Nairobi Warthogs
Nairobi not looking good. Dropped like it is hot by the eagles and hawks.... back to back!!! They really did not deserve it. But we told them the schedule looked increasingly difficult towards the end. The truth begins to hurt on the way to the bottom. In the great eye terms, the standard prediction has "BIG BENIN" (as they are known now) putting up 13 points of shut up against the Warthogs. All I can say is Sunday Funday stands in your way now in the race to the bottom. And who wants it less?


The Dogs of War vs. New Orleans Gurupies
Last time these two teams met........ Hmmmmmmmmm........... Let's see... Season 34, game 7. The team from the Big Easy won by 3......where they broke the Home Field Dis-Advantage Curse. This season is more of the same Rivalry, Nail Biting, and cursing. Who will be the Big DOGS? Who has got the most BARK and BITE??? This seasons' Dogs of War team wants to prove they got more testosterone in the ball tank that the former swampdogs. You may be more refined as a Gurupie team, but some still like it RAW!!!! Dogs of WAR say they will bring it on!!!!!!! The standard prediction says they got what it takes to win the game. Mauler will still need the crucial breaks to win the game against a seemingly lucky New Orleans franchise. Keep your eye on the prize. The great eye says that the Dogs of War will put up more than shut up here. We wanted it closer....but not enough to turn the tide here for my experts. Dogs of WAR by 4. Sorry New Orleans.....but they got the 3rd ranked offense!!!!! (BIG) ROOF!!! (little) roof...


All The King's Royal Men vs. Orlando Prime Timers
The Prime Timers say this will a game to remember. A lot to lose and a lot to win. The King of Bling has to put down the frills and pull out the thrills.... if he plans to stay in the game for reals...... The Prime Timers have to bounce back from the smack attack from the VDA half back. And that was some smack......down....can you dig it? Well done last game Mr Quasimodo from VDA....you were beautiful. But I digress. It just goes on and on!!! Game after game!!! No break!!! We are dots for DOTS sake!!! ....not machines.... <-- CRIES OF THE WEAK!!!! But in the machine is where you are!!! And you will grind away at each other till there is only 1!!!! ONLY ONE!!!! Standard prediction says a tie!!!! My experts say Orlando is the One!!!! There it is!!! And it had been said!!! How can I live with myself with that prediction...after all the King has done for me? << AWKWARD!!!! >> Pull out all the stops here King!!! You have got to win this one!!!!! CALL TO ARMS!!!!! FOR KING, KOUNTRY, AND BLING!!!!!


Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Miami Red Hawks
Last time two flying teams clashed in this conference, the Ducks were left AFLAC in a pool of backwash while the eagles were flying higher still. I can tell you this T2, The HAWKS have their Rubber Duckie Radar (RDR) scoping you guys even as this is being written. All predictions are picking the team that plays the HAWKS to win. Puts you to sleep and unsuspecting.... That other Quacking you hear is actually the sound of decoys.. It's a trap I tell you!!! Best get all your DUCKS in a row here as TOMCIC has strategically fooled the standard predictor and grabbed the Bull by The Horns (so to speak) and is charging full speed ahead. Did you see what they did to the Warthogs? The Valiant Valen is not saying much for a reason..... But Valen....beware of the owner of the Duckies. He too you must kill!!!! Lose and you eat Cro. Trust me, from what I see, you will never get over that. HAWKS by 10. All I can say is here they come...... ..... and then plead the fifth!!!!


Carthage Clash vs. Sunday Funday
I will go with the standard prediction here. Carthage by 2 over Sunday Funday. Carthage needs this game to keep the streak alive!!! Sunday needs the win to feed that craving of crushing the playoff hopes of hopeful teams!!!!! Sweet or Sour? That is the question here. make it sweet Carthage or the sour will last a long time. Sunday Funday just wants to see you make the sour face!!!!


Venom Dotball Academy vs. La Flama Blanca
VDA by 10 here. La Flama Blanca sees nothing to gain by beating this team. They actually feel that VDA will cause more damage to themselves and other teams with a win here. If that turns out to be the case, then well played!!! Well played indeed. Certainly would make the predictions turn for the harder. There is always one team trying to spoil it for the rest of us!!!! VDA by 21.



That's all I got. That is all you can take!!!!
GL out there everyone!!!!!