/listening to quiet music on computer at home, with baby asleep in my lap
Hmm... I need to watch how my team's offense did in our scrims today. Better load up a sim./loads up sim
*LOUD ASS CROWD NOISE*
*HUT*HUT*CRUNCH*CRASH*CRUNCH*GRUNT*GRUNT*GRUNT*
Oh FUCK where's the mute button where's the mute button where's th--/baby wakes up, starts crying

Bort, either come over here and rock my baby back to sleep, or MAKE MUTED SOUND THE GOD-DAMNED DEFAULT.