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So I'm just cleaning the house, doing what lily livered cotton swab's do whenever I hear word on the television of a drunk driver. My silly goose faced son has severe problems with drunk driving, so naturally I was worried. I called my son on the telephone and he wouldn't answer, so I called back. When he answered I could hear sirens so I told him I was cooking my famous spaghetti, and he hurried his butt home. I don't think any cops followed him, but he brought that butt licking cotton head girlfriend of his. They better not plan to have intercourse here.

So I'm just riding down the road, right? Doing what cops do, and I see this poopface floor licker swerving around the road. I kick on the sirens and I'm about to pull this female dog over whenever he yells the obscenity: "Suck my testicles!" Oh he double hockey sticks no, I said! I chase this fatherless boy down the road and set up barricades and spike strips. He pulled a quick U-turn and went to some old lady's house. I got this biscuit eating bulldog now!

So I'm just walking down the road doing what people do, and I see what appears to be an intoxicated butthole swerving all over the road. Oh heavens no! I screamed. I attempted to run, but the flippin' flip head hit me! I'm in the hospital now, but whatever. Insurance claims baby.

So I'm just hanging out on the block like houses do right? Solid frame, nice colors, all that good stuff. I hear television over there talking about my owner's boot licking, poop sniffing son. He is a piece of doodoo, by the way. So television is over there spouting nonsense, and get this -- my owner calls the buttface! So he is on his way back and she starts cooking some AWESOME spaghetti she always makes. I've never got a dang chance to eat any, even though I've housed this ungrateful meanie for 37 years. Well, he's here now unfortunately. HAHAHA THERE'S A COP BEHIND HIM.

What are you doing d3v?

Your life is just one big fictional adventure d3v the m3v

Originally posted by Pallow
What are you doing d3v?

He's just " just hanging out on the block" and all.

Originally posted by Pallow
What are you doing d3v?

Hes being funny,

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Sup guys my name's noodle and I'm just hanging out with sauce and beef here. My brother is gone, so is beef's. We're not really sure where they went but it doesn't seen good. I haven't heard from him since the last time that lady's mean son came home. It's a really nice da-OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING? BEEF, NO! BEEF COME BACK! FIGHT IT BEEF! AAAAH-------FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLET ME GO! LET ME GO YOU LILLY LIVERED FEMALE DOG! OH MY GOD IT BURNS! IT BURNS! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the BEEF?!?!

Originally posted by Pallow
What are you doing d3v?

telling stories brah. entertaining members

Originally posted by BagO'Chips
So I was driving drunk with my GF in the passenger seat and all of a sudden I hear sirens. So I'm like "suck my balls dude" and I just start driving as fast as I could, running over 3 people in the process. So now the cops are setting up barricades and everything, and as I'm speeding down the road I see road spikes. So I make a swift U-Turn and I'm driving into oncoming traffic now. But then my mom called me up to eat.

I love Grand Theft Auto 4.

It's a spinoff of BagO's story.

Originally posted by d3v
telling stories brah. entertaining members

How's your 24 hour shift?

Originally posted by d3v
It's a spinoff of BagO's story.

BagO doesn't like you, he told me in our of our secret super bestfriend conversations