Originally posted by PP Originally posted by Longhornfan1024
And telling someone to Benoit themselves is fucking awesome.
>stifles a single, manly as hell tear< I know...I miss little Drago
Manly Tears can only be cause by the following
Your team winning the Super Bowl Hot Sauce in the eye Right Cross On the bridge of the nose Breaking Pinky toe at 2 am Drunk kicking door jamb trying to make it to bathroom Peeing after cutting up Habeneros and not washing your hands VERY WELL first...Those of you who have experienced this know what I'm talking about. Birth of your FIRST CHILD, every child after #1 and they are no longer manly tears Tear of joy upon finalization of divorce proceedings
Your team winning the Super Bowl [ ] Hot Sauce in the eye [x] (and I'd add that getting skunk essence (spray) in your eye is actually much worse, but I'll save that story) Right Cross On the bridge of the nose [x] If your eyes don't water, the guy (or girl) that connected was a wimp Breaking Pinky toe at 2 am Drunk kicking door jamb trying to make it to bathroom [ ] been there, but just too damn manly to cry/get watery about it Peeing after cutting up Habeneros and not washing your hands VERY WELL first...Those of you who have experienced this know what I'm talking about. [x] wasn't peeing....just made the mistake of adjusting myself Birth of your FIRST CHILD, every child after #1 and they are no longer manly tears [ ] didn't cry, just because I was too freaked out about how bizarre the head looked coming out Tear of joy upon finalization of divorce proceedings [x] How wouldn't cry with happiness at finally loosening a succubus' death grip on your wallet is beyond me. OK, so I didn't cry with happiness, but I should have
Tear of sorrowful mourning at the absence of Drago's tired and old FYF and other Dragoisms no longer routinely shhowing up on the main forums [x] Just proves you can never guess what you'll miss until it's gone...Went through a simular perdiod of mourning for RRY
Define your meaning of war To me it's what we do when we're bored I feel the heat comin off of the blacktop And it makes me want it more Because I'm hyped up, outta control If it's a fight I'm ready to go I wouldn't put my money on the other guy If you know what I already know
It's been a long time coming And the tables' turned around Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down I'm not runnin', it's a little different now Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down!
Define your meaning of fun To me it's when we're gettin' it done I feel the heat comin' off of the blacktop So get ready for another one Let's take a trip down memory lane The words circulate in my brain You can treat this like another all I'm saying But don't cry like a bitch when you feel the pain
It's been a long time coming And the tables' turned around Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down I'm not runnin', it's a little different now Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down!
This is hardly worth fighting for But it's the little petty sh*t that I can't ignore With my fist in your face and your face on the floor It'll be a long time comin' But you got the message now Cause I was never goin' Yeah, you're the one that's going down!
One of us is going down! I'm not runnin', it's a little different now Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down!
One of us is going down! Except this time it's not Bortsville cause they are gay But in the playoffs it shall be the Evil Monkeys day(to be gay)!
Originally posted by jrry32 Define your meaning of war To me it's what we do when we're bored I feel the heat comin off of the blacktop And it makes me want it more Because I'm hyped up, outta control If it's a fight I'm ready to go I wouldn't put my money on the other guy If you know what I already know
It's been a long time coming And the tables' turned around Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down I'm not runnin', it's a little different now Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down!
Define your meaning of fun To me it's when we're gettin' it done I feel the heat comin' off of the blacktop So get ready for another one Let's take a trip down memory lane The words circulate in my brain You can treat this like another all I'm saying But don't cry like a bitch when you feel the pain
It's been a long time coming And the tables' turned around Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down I'm not runnin', it's a little different now Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down!
This is hardly worth fighting for But it's the little petty sh*t that I can't ignore With my fist in your face and your face on the floor It'll be a long time comin' But you got the message now Cause I was never goin' Yeah, you're the one that's going down!
One of us is going down! I'm not runnin', it's a little different now Cause one of us is goin' One of us is goin' down!
One of us is going down! Except this time it's not Bortsville cause they are gay But in the playoffs it shall be the Evil Monkeys day(to be gay)!
This song and the opinions expressed in it are not the Opninions of the Evil Monkeys Team, Management or Players. Jrry32's feelings are his and his alone on this topic
Originally posted by coachviking This song and the opinions expressed in it are not the Opninions of the Evil Monkeys Team, Management or Players. Jrry32's feelings are his and his alone on this topic
So Jrry saying that this is the Evil Monkeys Fight Song would be incorrect???