Round 2 is in the books, the bracket has been updated: http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?tid=343580
Results
Funk Druckers (56) defeat League 10 Lab Rats (3)
The Lab Rats did far too much experimenting to have any chance of winning this one, if you want to experiment go to college (or possibly Dtown’s house after his nightly bottle of bourbon).
Teams will have to learn this tournament should not be taken lightly or used as a practice to test your AI’s for the other peewee tournaments. The Lab Rats payed the price this time.
Texas State (62) defeat Peewee Destroyers (21)
Texas State looked more like Texas in this game!
Will the armadillo’s get their own chance to go to the big game? Will Kathy Ireland get crushed by that big Hawaiian o-lineman during sex? Will Paul Blake’s arm fall off if he throws one more pass? Will anyone get these references??? ...stayed tuned for the answers to these important questions next round!
Final Thought (28) v Atlantic City Surf (28) [15OT’s]
This epic battle just could not be resolved on the field (Bort was going to charge me another 25 flex to keep running OT periods), as such the first owner of either team to PM me wins the game. GL.
The Insane Asylum (178) defeat The Westside Longhorns (21)
The Insane Asylum are by far the favourites to take out this tournament, game after game of huge blow outs. TIA’s high powered offense passed for 322.256726 yards & 12.8922853 TD’s, and rushed for a total of 403.000428933899335335353 yards and 0.59883 TD’s in a clear attempt to make a mockery of ‘Borts extremely useful and in no way a complete fcuking wast of time’ new blowout adjusted stats (thanks for that one Bortman!!!).
NOPW’s (42) defeat Short Bus (0)
In a replay of the S12 Air Attack Championship game New Orleans again downs Short Bus, though I have the feeling this one was less about overall talent and more about Short Bus devoting too much time game planning for their wk1 gold league game against HHM. Perhaps they should have focused on the one that really counted!!!
True Blue (17) defeat South Park Cows (14)
My favourite game of the round, a true battle of the ‘peewees’ and wouldn’t you know it the littlest guys on the field came up HUGE when it counted nailing a 67 yard field goal in OT.
I haven’t seen a cow take a pounding that bad since the Paris Hilton sex tape!!! ...after a physical game like that I bet the Cows are as sore as Smurfette after a post game party!!! ”dude that’s not cool, your going to get us in trouble!!!”
Rookietown Raiders (24) defeats Golden State Falcons (3)
Rookietown must have still been in thanksgiving mode as they chowed down on these birds. The Raiders defence really stuffed the Golden State’s running game, and had their QB by his cranberries. The Falcons just couldn’t move the ball offensively, resulting in a relatively easy win for the Raiders and Dreven basting himself in front of his computer!
In a late twist the investigation into the Raiders first game is complete, apparently I was using the ‘blowout adjusted’ score for Chicago and the ‘Raw’ score for the raiders, after fixing this error the result was Chicago Terminators (158) defeating the Raiders (2).
Now the fair thing to do would be to reinstate Chicago and schedule a new game between Golden State and Chicago, however that would add to the drag on an already slow sever. As well all know life’s not fair so GET A FCUKING HELMET!!!!
Raiders advance.
The Nerd Crushers (7) v The Fighting Gamecocks (0)
Possibly the biggest upset of the tournament thus far with the fully CPU Nerd Crushers downing a heavily favoured ‘Gold’ team. In this S12 throwback game a defensive struggle ensued, with the Nerd Crushers starting SS taking back a pick six 68 yards with 4.43 to go in the 4th quarter for the games only score. Cocks were soft in this one, and will really need to stiffen up if they intend on performing in gold league.
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Results
Funk Druckers (56) defeat League 10 Lab Rats (3)
The Lab Rats did far too much experimenting to have any chance of winning this one, if you want to experiment go to college (or possibly Dtown’s house after his nightly bottle of bourbon).
Teams will have to learn this tournament should not be taken lightly or used as a practice to test your AI’s for the other peewee tournaments. The Lab Rats payed the price this time.
Texas State (62) defeat Peewee Destroyers (21)
Texas State looked more like Texas in this game!
Will the armadillo’s get their own chance to go to the big game? Will Kathy Ireland get crushed by that big Hawaiian o-lineman during sex? Will Paul Blake’s arm fall off if he throws one more pass? Will anyone get these references??? ...stayed tuned for the answers to these important questions next round!
Final Thought (28) v Atlantic City Surf (28) [15OT’s]
This epic battle just could not be resolved on the field (Bort was going to charge me another 25 flex to keep running OT periods), as such the first owner of either team to PM me wins the game. GL.
The Insane Asylum (178) defeat The Westside Longhorns (21)
The Insane Asylum are by far the favourites to take out this tournament, game after game of huge blow outs. TIA’s high powered offense passed for 322.256726 yards & 12.8922853 TD’s, and rushed for a total of 403.000428933899335335353 yards and 0.59883 TD’s in a clear attempt to make a mockery of ‘Borts extremely useful and in no way a complete fcuking wast of time’ new blowout adjusted stats (thanks for that one Bortman!!!).
NOPW’s (42) defeat Short Bus (0)
In a replay of the S12 Air Attack Championship game New Orleans again downs Short Bus, though I have the feeling this one was less about overall talent and more about Short Bus devoting too much time game planning for their wk1 gold league game against HHM. Perhaps they should have focused on the one that really counted!!!
True Blue (17) defeat South Park Cows (14)
My favourite game of the round, a true battle of the ‘peewees’ and wouldn’t you know it the littlest guys on the field came up HUGE when it counted nailing a 67 yard field goal in OT.
I haven’t seen a cow take a pounding that bad since the Paris Hilton sex tape!!! ...after a physical game like that I bet the Cows are as sore as Smurfette after a post game party!!! ”dude that’s not cool, your going to get us in trouble!!!”
Rookietown Raiders (24) defeats Golden State Falcons (3)
Rookietown must have still been in thanksgiving mode as they chowed down on these birds. The Raiders defence really stuffed the Golden State’s running game, and had their QB by his cranberries. The Falcons just couldn’t move the ball offensively, resulting in a relatively easy win for the Raiders and Dreven basting himself in front of his computer!
In a late twist the investigation into the Raiders first game is complete, apparently I was using the ‘blowout adjusted’ score for Chicago and the ‘Raw’ score for the raiders, after fixing this error the result was Chicago Terminators (158) defeating the Raiders (2).
Now the fair thing to do would be to reinstate Chicago and schedule a new game between Golden State and Chicago, however that would add to the drag on an already slow sever. As well all know life’s not fair so GET A FCUKING HELMET!!!!
Raiders advance.
The Nerd Crushers (7) v The Fighting Gamecocks (0)
Possibly the biggest upset of the tournament thus far with the fully CPU Nerd Crushers downing a heavily favoured ‘Gold’ team. In this S12 throwback game a defensive struggle ensued, with the Nerd Crushers starting SS taking back a pick six 68 yards with 4.43 to go in the 4th quarter for the games only score. Cocks were soft in this one, and will really need to stiffen up if they intend on performing in gold league.
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hahahaha man thats classic stuff!
