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Originally posted by pitchkid20
Originally posted by kadafitcd

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I sure can see myself in them.


Damn, thats a good one. Where did you hear that one?


I'll bet on the internets somewhere, somehow.

 
jfbueno
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Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
 
billbates
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You got nice legs. I think I'll name that one Thanksgiving and that one New Years...mind if I visit between the holidays?
 
oddibemcd
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Of all the girls in here, you look the drunkest.
 
mofugga
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You look much easier than your friend!


There are 107 bones in the human body, can I make it 108?


Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.


QUICK, the FBI is looking for my penis, I need a place to hide it!
 
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Originally posted by pink_panther
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?


LMFAO
 
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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Originally posted by Buckeyes33

TSE, i want to kill your babies


I don't have any.


Aww, but you make up for it with your quick wit.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8&feature=rec-HM-r2

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Chop_Lobster
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What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?... *point at your chest with your thumbs*

This guy.
 
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Originally posted by Buckeyes33
I crave J$s panis


LOL epic
 
kadafitcd
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Originally posted by JohnnyDollar
Originally posted by Buckeyes33

I crave J$s panis


LOL epic


Yes I saw that and started laughing my ass off. Nice pickup line there Buckeyes!
 
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Originally posted by Doomsday
Originally posted by pitchkid20

Originally posted by kadafitcd


Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I sure can see myself in them.


Damn, thats a good one. Where did you hear that one?


I'll bet on the internets somewhere, somehow.



No actually we were saying this crap in Highschool that was 10 years ago for me!
 
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Originally posted by kadafitcd
Originally posted by JohnnyDollar

Originally posted by Buckeyes33


I crave J$s panis


LOL epic


Yes I saw that and started laughing my ass off. Nice pickup line there Buckeyes!


lol glad other people saw that
 
CrushSickels
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That shirt is very becoming on you ..

if i were on you .. id be cumming too
 
Doomsday
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Originally posted by xManning1018x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8&feature=rec-HM-r2

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lol

 
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