Week 2 in the BBB 12!!! last week we saw some good and some really bad teams play and so far we have 16 teams in first place.... and 16 teams in last place (way to suck balls guys!!!). now we shall see the best pull away and the crap settle! Last week i went 13 for 16. time to improve on those numbers.
Huskers Illustrated Bugeaters vs. Possum Trot Plague
Last week the Possum Trot Plague won a good fought game 16 to 3 over the Long Beach Dub All-Stars. They were led by the hester like PR/KR ability of... who knew, eminem! Led by their MLB and CB they formed up to shut down howard sterns passing attack. Only problem this week is that Zac Taylor isnt Howard Stern. Huskers Illustrated Bugeaters Were at frankfurt playing with themselves and won 40 to 3. There mustve been a kegger somewhere cause the Universe never showed up. Sadly this week will end the Plague's winning streak and the Bugs will march on!
Huskers Illustrated Bugeaters Win 21-17
Chicago Inferno vs. Dallas Hitmen
Last week the Inferno got their butts kicked by the Beach Boys, which is a step above getting your ass kicked by the queer eye for the straight guy crew, by a score 33 to 21. But never fear Inferno fans, your team wouldnt flame out on you like that! Lately they been busy signing players. Only problem is that they havent gelled yet. So in stroll the Hitmen, coming off their shocking win over the Ewoks 13 to 7. The hitman with QB Dylan Salisbury should crave up the Chicago defense.
Dallas Hitmen Win 17-6
Seattle Buffalos vs. Houston Toxins
Two undefeated teams here. The Houston Toxins are taking a different approach to building a team this year, signing every CPU player they can find. Just goes to show you owners, if you cant get the real thing, a blowup doll will fill in nicely. The Toxins are lead by QB Brance Reed who last game couldnt seem to hit players on his own team and was picked off 2 times. As much as i would like to pick Buffalo this week, its sad to say that i think the Houston CPU's will pull it out.
Houston Toxins Win 13 - 9
Minnesota Mountain Lions vs. Montana Crow
two losing teams here from last week. I wont go into details about teams that arent truely trying hard. The lions are somewhat trying to sign players. they will pound the rock with Forrest Gump running. Hey Crow's... build a freaking team.
Minnesota Mountain Lions Win 23 to 7
Tana River Ewoks vs. Spokane Owls
Ah, the Spokane Owls.... another team that either is asleep at the controls are are too much of a tightwad to sign a player. Hey Ewoks, enjoy your win!
Tana River Ewoks Win 33 - 10
Eugene SLUGs vs. Frankfurt Universe
the Eugene SLUGs coming off a win verse the Sleeping owls 16 - 7 will face an awaked team in the Frankfurt Universe who should be done drinking that keg and ready to play football. Slugs, have a nice player in QB Roman Unitias, but havent put much else together. Frankfurt Universe should have enough defense to pull this one out.
Frankfurt Universe Win 13 - 9
Timpanogos Thunder vs. Long Beach Dub All-Stars
Another matchup with Two teams that couldnt win in week one. Diffence is one looks like they are building a good base of players.. the other.. a start up team. The Timpanogos Thunder Have went after both offensive and defensive players and may start to look good at the end of the year, where are the Long Beach Dub All-Stars have a season or two to go before people believe in the teams name.
Long Beach Dub All-Stars Win 27 - 10
Las Vegas Express vs. Honolulu Beach Boys
Here is a match up of two teams heading in different directions. On one hand you have an owner who believes that all a team needs is a HB, MLB and a bunch of blowup dolls and the other with a soild mass of man meat. Speaking of which, the Beach boys go into Vegas and will get the ball rammed up their.....
Las Vegas Express Wins 24 - 13
Charleston Mountaineers vs. New Orleans Night Trippers
New Orleans Night Trippers, im sorry for the short write up on your game. BUT im tired of looking at teams with 200 cpu players on it. Hey Charleston Mountaineers, put down your star of david and start building a team!
New Orleans Night Trippers Win 30 - 17
New Jersey Blaze vs. Sheffield Sabres
Again.... Blaze im sorry.... Jesus, WTH is this crap??? Sheffield Sabres build a freaking team. its not hard. Too all owners, If you dont know how to own a team do 1 of 2 things... Sell the team or get a f'ing GM.
New Jersey Blaze Win 21 - 10
FC Hezbollah vs. Tampa Bay Tarpons
By Allah... another f'ing moron. Hey skfsc, get some balls and let go of the fake computer cash.... Sign a player or 37.
FC Hezbollah win by default 33 - 7
Awesomeville Bearphins vs. New Jersey FalCoons
New Jersey FalCoons blow big donkey dick. Sign a human you lazy bastards....
Awesomeville Bearphins win 35 - 0
Bonita Beef Supreme vs. Chocolate City Saints
Here is a ok matchup.. The Bonita Beef Supreme are well rested coming off their bye win vs the Tampa Bay Tarpons. Lead by super back Mick Chuck who put up 195 yards vs a shit team and long legged kicker Spottie Ottie. But this week the team they play shows up. The Chocolate City Saints, coming off a big loss verse the #1 rated team in the Tecmo All Stars, want to hit somebody and hit them hard. Newly built and not gelled yet, the saints do look great on paper, but can they work as a team? I believe in the saints and their QB Jeremy Riggs. They will get a nice winning streak going... starting today.
Chocolate City Saints win 39 - 17
Buffalo Chips vs. Carolina Bulldogs
Carolina Bulldogs suck so badly... that their own owner, davel295 doesnt even want to play for them....
Buffalo Chips win 28 - 0
Tecmo All Stars vs. Brooklyn Legacy
Ah, so here we are. the game everyone has been waiting for all season long. The Tecmo All Stars Vs the Brooklyn Legacy. #1 vs #2. A playoff matchup in week 2. The Tecmo All Stars are at home and thank god, traveling cost alot when you have 61 players on your roster. But here is a team that isnt short on talent. Stocked to the brim with players who could be in a few leagues above the BBB, we will see talent dominate in this game. Who does the Tecmo All Stars use in this game? Will Darnell Jefferson break 100 yards rushing? Or will QB Ace robinson break 200 yards passing to amazing WR's Joe Brunk and RayRay Higgins. And tecmo doesnt stop there. they have a defense that can shut down the best of teams. Joan Rivers... i mean Jon Rivers is a nasty DE and Gary Bertier is a MLB that is making sure his house is defended. So in walks Brooklyn Legacy, and they will have to play well over their head to keep up with tecmo, but they will fall short.
Tecmo All Stars win 21 - 16.
In all seriousness... im sad to see so many teams that arent trying... and i mean not tryiong at all... to have 1 or 2... 3 human players on a team full of cpu is just sad. There are people dying to own teams and you gusy arent doing shit with em. that make this league so much more less fun then what it could be with 32 teams really trying to win instead of 10. Now, next season 30 of us will still be here... we need to build good teams so we have fun with this game.
To all those shitty owners... you know who you are. Please do 1 of 3 things. 1 go and sign players. 2 Sign a GM to build your team if you cant. 3 Sell your team.
Good Luck in the upcoming game.
