PeeWee Gold Season 119 Week 5 Power Rankings! Double IPA induced!
What a week! That was a fun bunch of games, so much parity in peewee this season!
1. London Peewee Monarchs- What!? What the hell do you think you are doing at the top of the charts?! Change the name to Monarchs and the Win Loss record follows? We are going to be the Imperial Emperors of the Universe next season if all it takes is a name change to get to #1. London claims its spot on the throne!
2. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Right when i thought you were going to get ran through with the scythe you go and sidestep, such nimbleness, Yaks are so tricky footed! All the blade got was fur and tangled in those natty dreads to boot! The Reavers had no chance once they lost their weaponry and they are still nursing the Yak tracks all over their backside today.
3. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Guess that fresh Muscrat skin on the handle caused you to lose your grip! lol! Should killed it and tanned it first. Nice seeing the Reapers knocked around a bit, they were looking all to fierce this season.
4. Arctic Snow Bears- Hmm, this cloning thing is really starting to work out, no one knows who is who and your offense is taking advantage! Nearly 400 yards rushing, the Daniels huddle in the backfiled where they just shove the ball in the back of the pants and then all run different directions is working great!
5. Blitzin' Dots- The Dots were in attack mode but they kept tackling the wrong guy, it was like a fucking house of mirrors out there. How can they crush the QB with the all out blitz, when your seeing in triplicate.
6. Philly Philly- See if i insult that defense ever again, they ran us through like a shish kabob stick. Dumb fish eating birds we despise them.
Couldn't have just waited one more stinking week to assign SP and train, rude, incompetent, unprofessional! Well done!
7. !Irridescent Ditch Fish- Well shit, we were just out for a little surface backstroke lessons with the kids, enjoying the sun and then claws, talons, beaks ripping us apart! What the hell can't a fish get a moment of peace.
p.s. 7h place, f.u. to whoever wrote these stupid rankings.
8.Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Ha Dots get a solid win and the defense looks good in shutting out the Crew, despite the win i push them back in the rankings, sure they are feeling the same sentiments toward the author as the fish.
9. Buckhead Royal Rights!- Franky!! Franky!! Where have you been Franky!! That was amazing stuff 55 on 1 and you took it to them! This is MVP discussion type stuff! 794 yards and 13 TDs! Franky! there muscrats Franky!
10. Crashin' Crew- Honestly it was only a matter of time until you lived up to the name and came crashing down to the bottom of the rankings. Surprised you weren't here sooner. Wont be long and i will be calling you names like train wreck, pile up, wrong turn, dead end, etc.. no offense of course, lol!
11. Idaho Muscrats-Oh Gawd! You poor things! Only 5 games in and this season has gone worse than the past two combined. I am so sorry about what Franky did to you. I know you told me not to leave you alone with him, i know he was on the epstien files, i am so sorry. you will be able to sit again soon.
12. Berlin Boards- So bad even the raped muscrats are above you, life in the big leagues is boring just stupid cheating scandals and blah forums. Come back to the best league in goaline and kick our ass.
