Warrior General Games

My 2nd time getting pulled over cop took me in with a .07 saying he thinks im drunker than the breathalizer says. Needless to say, they let me sign myself out and I walked home. Got the whole thing thrown out in court due to an illegal pullover in the first place, cops on dash camera was my only witness.

So I was driving drunk with my GF in the passenger seat and all of a sudden I hear sirens. So I'm like "suck my balls dude" and I just start driving as fast as I could, running over 3 people in the process. So now the cops are setting up barricades and everything, and as I'm speeding down the road I see road spikes. So I make a swift U-Turn and I'm driving into oncoming traffic now. But then my mom called me up to eat.

I love Grand Theft Auto 4.

So my BF was driving drunk and I was chillin. We heard sirens and he screamed "suck my balls dude" and took off. I tried to tell him to stop, he hit 3 people and just wouldn't slow down. They were setting up barricades and spikes but he managed to get around them. He went into oncoming traffic, then his mom called him to come eat. She's such a nice lady.

moar pl0x

d3v pulls into the lead

Originally posted by fast420
d3v pulls into the lead

do you really mean it?

Originally posted by d3v
do you really mean it?

no

You can tell it's a video game because all the minor characters have the same voice actor (d3v).

those srsly got edited out? like forreal?

Excessive cursing on an internet forum lol.

Originally posted by d3v
those srsly got edited out? like forreal?

yeah thats pretty lame. somebody actually put some thought into funny posts... OH HELL NO NOT ON MY WATCH