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Originally posted by Jeff Van Gundy
Civil war smack talk

I am on the side that wanted to enslave people not for the color of their skin but for how good of housekeepers they were, and how good they were at working in the fields


Anyone will work hard when they are faced with torture and death.
 
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Anyone will work hard when they are faced with torture and death.



I'm going to get that framed and hung in our office among the other motivational posters we purchased from "Successories".
 
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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader

I'm going to get that framed and hung in our office among the other motivational posters we purchased from "Successories".




Hang a whip next to it.
 
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Jiddy... If there were no burritos during the Civil War era.... When were they invented?
 
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Originally posted by ufshowboat
Jiddy... If there were no burritos during the Civil War era.... When were they invented?


I thought Jesus invented them.
 
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Originally posted by ufshowboat
Jiddy... If there were no burritos during the Civil War era.... When were they invented?


p sure thats what the mexican american war was over
 
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Originally posted by ufshowboat
Jiddy... If there were no burritos during the Civil War era.... When were they invented?


Originally posted by Pariah
I thought Jesus invented them.


That's addressed in the book of Matthew (King James Version follows):

Matthew Chapter 15
[32] Then Jesus called his disciples unto him, and said, I have compassion on the multitude, because they continue with me now three days, and have nothing to eat: and I will not send them away fasting, lest they faint in the way.
[33] And his disciples say unto him, Whence should we have so much bread in the wilderness, much less burritos, as to fill so great a multitude?
[34] And Jesus saith unto them, How many loaves have ye? And they said, Seven, and a few little fishes, some beef, and some chicken as well.
[35] And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the ground.
[36] And he took the seven loaves and the fishes, beef, and chicken and gave thanks, and brake them, and gave to his disciples. Then the disciples began their work. Peter and Thomas ground the loaves into flour tortillas. Andrew, James, and John attended the meats and cooked them until they were done throughout yet still of juicy consistency. The other disciples assembled the cheese, picante, rice, spices, and other Holy elements. Once the burritos were ready, Bartholomew reached out his hand and lead the others in passing the serving plates.
[37] And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the burritos that were left totalled seven baskets full.
[38] And they that did eat were four thousand men, beside women and children (and you know that some of those women could really put it away).

Edited by Larry Roadgrader on Mar 9, 2011 23:31:38
 
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Originally posted by remus7x
p sure thats what the Texas Revolution war was over


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Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
That's addressed in the book of Matthew (King James Version follows):

Matthew Chapter 15
[32] Then Jesus called his disciples unto him, and said, I have compassion on the multitude, because they continue with me now three days, and have nothing to eat: and I will not send them away fasting, lest they faint in the way.
[33] And his disciples say unto him, Whence should we have so much bread in the wilderness, much less burritos, as to fill so great a multitude?
[34] And Jesus saith unto them, How many loaves have ye? And they said, Seven, and a few little fishes, some beef, and some chicken as well.
[35] And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the ground.
[36] And he took the seven loaves and the fishes, beef, and chicken and gave thanks, and brake them, and gave to his disciples. Then the disciples began their work. Peter and Thomas ground the loaves into flour tortillas. Andrew, James, and John attended the meats and cooked them until they were done throughout yet still of juicy consistency. The other disciples assembled the cheese, salsa, rice, spices, and other Holy elements. Once the burritos were ready, Bartholomew reached out his hand and lead the others in passing the serving plates.
[37] And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the burritos that were left totalled seven baskets full.
[38] And they that did eat were four thousand men, beside women and children (and you know they came in one truck).



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whatje
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for all you lames eating burritos with forks, pull your lip over your head and swallow.
 
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i'm lookin at you freebirds
 
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I love living in CA. We haz dat Mexican food on lock. And there is a difference in the quality and variety of meat choices from NorCal to SoCal. Probably the only thing I miss about SoCal.
 
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Originally posted by Homage
I love living in CA. We haz dat Mexican food on lock. And there is a difference in the quality and variety of meat choices from NorCal to SoCal. Probably the only thing I miss about SoCal.


taco meat filling ftw
 
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shaddup texas
 
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Originally posted by Homage
I love living in CA. We haz dat Mexican food on lock. And there is a difference in the quality and variety of meat choices from NorCal to SoCal. Probably the only thing I miss about SoCal.


The only thing I miss about SoCal are the exploit blitzes
 
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