You sure your body can do all the things your eyes are promising?
Dang I love that one.
Dang I love that one.
Doomsday
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My love for you is like a truck, Berzerker! Would you like some making fuck, Berzerker!
coachviking
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Originally posted by HootyHoo
Go home with me and I swear I'll never look at another horse.
Basically Hooty's version of a pick up line is telling the clerk at the porn shop what color blow up doll he wants
Go home with me and I swear I'll never look at another horse.
Basically Hooty's version of a pick up line is telling the clerk at the porn shop what color blow up doll he wants
Buccs99
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Originally posted by pink_panther
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
TEH WINNA
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
TEH WINNA
opspearhead
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Originally posted by pink_panther
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
Women with scrubs love this one.
My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
Women with scrubs love this one.
The Strategy Expert
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Originally posted by Buckeyes33
TSE, i want to kill your babies
I don't have any.
TSE, i want to kill your babies
I don't have any.
rj414
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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Originally posted by Buckeyes33
TSE, i want to kill your babies
I don't have any.
Please, TSE's babies would kick your ass
Originally posted by Buckeyes33
TSE, i want to kill your babies
I don't have any.
Please, TSE's babies would kick your ass
strikezone20
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Originally posted by kadafitcd
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I sure can see myself in them.
Damn, thats a good one. Where did you hear that one?
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I sure can see myself in them.
Damn, thats a good one. Where did you hear that one?
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