Warrior General Games

Originally posted by lunchbox
You guys are just so damn nice we hate it.

I'm not nice; I'm just hiding in the shadows hoping everyone forgets we exist until after game day. I goal is for you not to see us coming and after you play us you'll look back and ask yourself, "Who the hell was that?"

Originally posted by matta
Originally posted by twikoff

Originally posted by Morphius



Guess we'll just have to settle this next season then.

or we could all just form an alliance against anchorage



Wait, do we hate anchorage this week? I thought it was Caprica.

Hate is such a strong word........maybe just dislike

Originally posted by jpjn94
What the hell did we do?

Nothing. It's our weekly "stir the pot" rotation to see how we can create more drama and keep things interesting.

And by "we", I mainly mean "me".

A few weeks ago it was DVV, then Rapid City, then NBSK, then Caprica. Now it looks like it's Anchorage's turn.

ANy other votes since matta and I derailed the thread

Crap ... we (Shadowblades) still haven't put ours in yet ... sorry. I'll try to get to them tonight/tomorrow.

Okay we only have 5 votes in out of 15. I'd like to post the results before Season 5 starts. I know we're all busy recruiting, but you can take time out away from being rejected to vote!

I guess the only guy I'd like to nominate/campaign for from my team (Ivalice Tacticianers) is Kletian Drowa. Guy was our #1 or #2 receiver each week and represented one of the top players (3 times 1st or 2nd top performer) half a dozen times, and we were 1-15.

Some of his highlight games:


Against the 13-3 Caprica Buccaneers 6 Rec 141.5 Yards 2 TD
Against the 11-5 Sioux Fall Storm 6 Rec 109 Yards 1 TD
Against the 6-10 San Diego Silver Shock 9 Rec 145 Yards 1 TD
Against the 12-4 Death Valley Vikings 11 Rec 128.5 Yards
Against the 12-4 Salem Cyber Hawks 10 Rec 121.5 Yards

And how about these combined numbers for the last 4 scheduled scrimmage games?

38 Receptions 606.5 Yards 4 Touchdowns

In a single scrimmage game against a team from another conference:
13 Rec 294.5 Yards 4 TD

That's against teams that are actually close to the competition level of our rebuilding team... in those games he averaged 9.5 Rec/151.5 Yards/1TD against similarly leveled competition! He may not be an all-star, but if it was like MLB and each team HAD to have a representative, it'd be Kletian Drowa for Ivalice!

The guy was a huge part of our offense, and was being covered all year by guys 5-12 levels higher than he was (he started the season a 13, ended a 17, boosted to 20 after the season ended.)

QB: Austin Crabtree: 68.9% 22TD 4INT
HB: Allen Schmidt: .... um 50 TD's? or the 2479.5 Yards? 6.8 Avg
FB: Roger Craig: 738 Yards 17 Pancakes
TE: Tim Tinndall Jr.: 889.5 Yards 11.9 Avg
OT: Attilla the Bun: 81 Pancakes, Best name on leaderboard
OT: Pancake Williams: 146 Pancakes
OG: Samuel Clemens: Cagey Vet from the South still gets it done. 36 Pancakes
OG: Olan Dural: Hometown Cookin' 4 Pancakes... Anchored our line
C: Toofat Torun: 49 Pancakes
WR: Flower Girl: 101 Receptions, 7 Drops. Ridiculous consistency!
WR: Kletian Drowa: Once again hometown cooking. 89 Rec 1173 Yards 6 TD on a 1-15 Team


DE: Lars Tarkas 11 Hry, 25 Sack, 1 PD, 7 TFL
DT: Kaythan Edonidd 65 Tackle, 13 TFL, 23 Hurry, 11 Sack, 1 FFum
LB: Ugo Fucov 114 Tackles, 4 Hry, 2 Sack, 13 PD, 2 FFum, best name
CB: Zippy O'Callahan 66 Tackle 11 Int, 242 Yards 2 TD
SS: Ross Long 150 Tackles 2 FFum 2FRec
FS: Eddie Edgarson 4 Int

K: Twoo Leftfeet 28/30 93.3%, both misses 40-49 yards
P: Debotz Golabdobos 37.4 Avg

That's the ballot in from the Tacticianers! Gave the major statistical factors that made them my all-stars!

I don't believe you were supposed to be voting for anyone on your own team.

Originally posted by matta
Originally posted by rogerdyates


Dude, your taking this way too serious, it's just for fun man, you aren't missing a free trip to honolulu.

Actually, I don't really care. I'm just pointing out the pointlessness of these posts. I mostly cited my own team because I can see the stats. People just look at the league leaders and pick #1 and #2, making this whole exercise pointless.

I agree, but here goes...

The entire starting Maroons OL. They gave up only 2 sacks and 7 hurries. Pancakes are overrated.

QB -- Austin Crabtree
RB -- Allen Schmidt
TE -- Christopher Patrick
FB -- Roger Craig
WR -- Eric M Vos
WR -- Flower Girl

DT -- Kaythan Edonidd
DT -- Bone Braker
DE -- Lars Tarkas
DE -- Brogan Thorr
LB -- George Healey (136 tckl, only 9 missed, 5 hurries, 4 sacks, 7 pd, 9 ffum)
LB -- Lt. Impaler
LB -- French Wallop
CB -- Zippy O'Callahan
CB -- Buddy Hiccson
SS -- Magnum Levely
FS -- Riggs Inator

K -- Freddie Freeloader
P -- Justin Samuelson

Originally posted by Baustin
I don't believe you were supposed to be voting for anyone on your own team.

So take my punter and #2 wide receivers votes off the ballot. In my browsing of the thread it seemed like it was up in the air.

Originally posted by dpfount

The entire starting Maroons OL. They gave up only 2 sacks and 7 hurries. Pancakes are overrated.


You're not supposed to pick your own players. And they gave up 5 sacks and 11 hurries according to the League Team Stats page.

pancakes are overrated against weaker/gutted teams. against an opponent of equal level and skill/planning pancakes could possible make or break the game. of course i am a little biased but in truth waffles > pancakes.

Not sure if anyone has thought of this, but is anyone on here a web developer? All we need is a website with all the players from BBB#15 listed on a site by postion for us to vote. I'm a rookie when it comes to web developement i play with it but i'm not an expert at all, but with a greasemonkey script to pull all the players from each team it would be simple to sort them by position.

So we would 2 things.
Someone that could develop the page, and someone to create a greasemonkey script.

anyone have the skills for them?

So we didn't get votes from every team and some of the votes were incomplete, but since Season 5 started; I wanted to post who had the most votes. So here are the Western All Stars:

QB: Austin Crabtree Death Valley Vikings x 6
HB: Allen Schmidt Rapid City Rushmores x 9
FB: I will PWN You - DVDTalk Otters & Norm Blitz - Chicago Maroons x 3
TE: Christopher Patrick, Jeffry Nothing - Death Valley Vikings, & Tim Tindall Jr, Pittsburgh Highlanders x 3
OT: Pancake Williams - Caprica Buccaneers x 7
OT: Bruce Strongarm, Uncle Sam's Misguided Children x 4
OG: Ham Chowder - Death Valley Vikings x 6
OG: Xavier Octavio - Death Valley Shadowblades x 5
C: Tommie Pickles - Sioux Falls Storm x 4
WR: Touche Turtle - San Diego Silver Shock x 4
WR: Flower Girl - San Diego Silver Shock x 4

DT: Kaythan Edonidd - Rapid City Rushmores x 7
DT: Fatty McMasters - USMC x 2
DE: Stinky McStinkstink - Rapid City Rushmores x 6
DE: Lars Tarkas - DVDTalk Otters x 5
LB: George Healey - Chicago Maroons x 6
LB: Lt. Impaler - Midwest Mayhem x 5
LB: French Wallop - San Diego Silver Shock x 3
CB: Zippy O'Callahan - Rapid City Rushmores x 5
CB: Shane Crabtree - Death Valley Vikings x 3
SS: Ross Long - Rocky Mountain Thunder x 5
FS: Eddie Edgarson - DVDTalk Otters, Riggs Inator - Chicago Maroons, & Ray Tango - Death Valley Shadowblades x 2

K: Twoo Leftfeet - Caprica Buccaneers x 4
P: Lil Legs, San Jose SkyForce & Justin Samuelson - Chicago Maroons x 3

KR: JoJo Damonkeyboy - Caprica Buccaneers
PR: Jon Loo - Death Valley Vikings & Dee Quick, Anchorage Wolves x 2

Congratulations to everyone that received a vote or a nomination from your team! This voting is done by your peers, not GLB, so you should take it as a great honor that your peers think this highly of you! Keep up the great work and good luck in Season 5!!!!!!!