PeeWee Gold Season 119 Week 4 Power Rankings!
1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Ow! That was grim indeed, poor muscrats, i thought last week was bad for them. Who knew they would get slit open and have their entrails used to rewrap the scythe handle. Uggh! and they are still breathing, poor things.
2. London Peewee Monarchs- So that little spell ended badly, you can keep the robes and riches, no more butterfly for you. London takes over 1st place in Beta and 2nd in the polls with the strong win!
3. Blitzin' Dots- Blitzin' yoked up those Yaks and made them pull the sleigh back and forth to the poll and back. Dots controlled the Yaks power run and got a nice passing game going to claim the win.
4. Irridescent Ditch Fish-Why didn't someone tell us Monarchs are poisonous! And with that foul meal there goes our hopes of a first undefeated season. Not that we had any hopes, but if we did there shot.
5. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Guess the Knight helmet was a bad disguise? Maybe those steel boots killed your traction in the ice and snow? Likely was an easy win if you would have had the hoove cleats on.
6. Arctic Snow Bears- Riggins and Daniels were spectacular against the Knights, it was like there were 3 or 4 of them on the field at once! Multiply, divide and conquer game plan in effect!
7. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Watch Out! Upset of the week, or maybe not as they are already ranked above the Eagles. Still i was leaning Phillys way and the Dots took it to them! Well played!
8. Philly Philly- Where has that Philly defense that squeezed the life out of teams gone to. 319 yards rushing allowed, it took us 4 games to get that amount total a season or two ago.
9. Crashin' Crew- There we go! Win number one and its over the 16x champs, we expect only greatness from this point forward!
10. Idaho Muscrats- I was right that was messy!
Poor Muscrats, i told you last season to go south, get down where the climate is nicer into the Beta conference, we wouldn't do that to you. But no you stay in frozen tundra you get what you deserve.
11. Ducklead Knoyal Rights- Too much a that wine had ya seein double! Triple! or maybe even quadruple! Tough to win when you can't focus.
12. Berlin Boards- They are so tired of losing, yawn, stretch, moan, yawn, sigh moan. Oh should have that been Boreds. Either way they are living up to the name this season, stiff and boring.