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Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Sunday Funday
These two teams are about even coming into this match. We think it will come down to a morale factor. The standard prediction is the Duckies by 11. We think it will be Sunday by 7....with a rally in the 3rd. It may be less considering Sunday is coming out of a 2 game loss. Three would be bad. We will see if we are right about the SIM expectation factor.

So where you right or wrong? Is "we" the new simulator?

irresistible_force was robbed by the new SIM

why y'all so butthurt about gameplans and predictions

Well let's see how we did with the new predictions...............
Hmmmm....... Looks like we sucked rotten eggs on that.......... 3 out of 8. Not good as the standard predictor did better than that.
I will blame it on poor game planning by the Zeta WL teams...... as it could not have been my predictions.
Coordinators.....you need to get your stuff together.....(LOL!!!)

Predictions for game 6 based on the new system
Odessa Mojo vs. The Dogs of War
I predicted an upset by 2 for the Dogs. The mofo mojo's won by 6. The dogs did come out hard!!! All bite and no bark. And what did odessa do?....Pitch, Pitch, Pitch!!!! just like last game. The dogs came back in the 3rd quarter with a pitch of their own. The interception in the late 3rd quarter messed things up here as my crystal balls experts foresaw a FG at that point. Then the steam roll started and the rest was history. Close game till the 4th quarter int. Dogs cannot get a break.... Damn!!!! Tough loss. Mojo still undefeated and talking trash!!!!!


Miami Red Hawks vs. Orlando Prime Timers
The Dildozer was stopped!!! The game was back and forth to the end!!! The very end. Looked like Miami could pull this one off. Thought for sure it was going to overtime. Then came the longest 2 minutes in GLB history.. Hell, after the last Miami TD, I ordered a pizza, picked it up, ate, and then took a dump; came back and there was still 30 seconds left. WTF??? I know what Miami was thinking at that point....wWhere was my 3rd down stopper when I need it? DAMMIT!!!!! That was tough/awesome to watch depending on which side you were on. Was much closer than I expected which is attributed to the Red Hawks chem getting up. Orlando thought it would be a cake walk and they got lucky in the end. I wanted it to be different and it was. Also was very exciting to watch. GG


Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Sunday Funday
And we're falling. Get up Sunday!!!! Is it Sunday or Funday? Either way....get up!!!! 3 losses? What is happening here? And you have a moderator as the co-owner!!!! Do something!!!! Else B-hall will become B-fall. Looks like the duckies ran out of TD's in the 3rd and resolved to kicking you guys to defeat. Hey , a "W" is a "W" no matter how bad it looks. Well done. Was still a good game. The Duckies were talking alot of smack in the beginning and it is looking like they are backing that up. It only get worse from here. They must be stopped..... but not at all cost...... just a little cost.



Carthage Clash vs. All The King's Royal Men
I knew there was something not fair about this prediction..... i just don't know what it was. Lots of sacks and hurries. Seems to have been a defensive game. Low scoring. Carthage with the pitch, pitch, screen pass offense. The King's men down in the trenches with good old fashioned RAM BALL!!! Eventual win by a field goal!!!! Seems the King's men have proven they can still get down there in the dirt and go pound for pound with the steerage!!! Interesting. No give away's here. Lots of 3 and out. Tipping point was the intercept on Lord V. in the fourth. Not pretty. We are Back on Track my Liege!!!! The King is still the King and the Bling is Blinging. Due to my prediction, I was not invited to the after party. BOOOOO!!!! HISSSSSS!!!! Next one. .Carthage has to step it up a notch to remain viable.


The Cult of Personalities, Wu! vs. Venom Dotball Academy
The standard prediction was spot on in this game. Venom by 17. The score was 37-20. WOW!!!! I know for a fact that The Cult spent big money on this game. Morale was way up along with fan support. But it seems The venom sting of the Dotball Academy did its thing. Looks like home field did not help as much as I thought it would. Even the chemistry did not play a factor. Wu came out the gate with all guns blazing. 17 unanswered points in the 1st quarter. After that, it was all VDA. Venom responded with 20 unanswered points in the second quarter and never looked back. Personally I thought the lead by the Cult would have affected VDA more.....especially with the interceptions to boot. interesting..... The game was sloppy. Venom took a lot of damage but never waivered. Good job VDA!!! Sorry WU-WU!!


Nairobi Warthogs vs. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
No change in the write up. The mice took this one by 45. I expected more from the Warthogs...not less. WOW!!!! The mice, or should I say Killer Rats, have been so impressive this season. The Warthogs took Funday Sunday in game 5 but reality has returned in game 6! GG!!!


Republic of Benin vs. New Orleans Gurupies
The New Republic of Benin has been impressive so far. They have become my prediction nemesis!!! Just choosing to prove me wrong time and time again. I might as well flip a coin than predict this team. Got me again!!! Now I am in trouble with the Gurupies. Questioning my loyality and stuff. Not happy about this Benin. Ezra, I thought we were pals? Looks like your run game got stopped by New Orleans. And the New Orleans special teams just romped the field!!!!! The pain to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was incalculable. Hit the man so hard, he just had to let it go. They had to carry that dot off the field!!! That is one hell of a special teams and special teams coach you got there New Orleans. One undefeated team down, 2 to go.


Asau Golden Eagles vs. La Flama Blanca
The standard prediction has this game close. Asau by 4 it said. My analysis was Asau by 6. Once again Asau has not been as consistent as we had expected. as they won by 28. The kickoff return in the 1st quarter by la Flama was awesome. It was pretty even in the first half. And then....and then...La Flama went down in flames or should I say La Flama Blanca se llama en llamas!! BAM!!!!! Lo Siento!!! .

Admins need to put IF on the payroll stat

Game 7 standard predictions

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.333 ........ 6-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
2.. ........ 1 ........ 8 ........ 0.361 ........ 6-0...... Odessa Mojo
3.. ........ 4 ........ 5 ........ 0.444 ........ 5-1...... Graz Grizzlies
4.. ...... 13 ........ 2 ........ 0.361 ........ 5-1...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
5.. ........ 9 ........ 3 ........ 0.472 ........ 5-1...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
6.. ........ 8 ...... 13 ........ 0.417 ........ 5-1...... Republic of Benin
7.. ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... The Dogs of War
8.. ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... E-City Mercenaries
8.. ...... 12 ...... 29 ........ 0.556 ........ 4-2...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
8.. ........ 2 ...... 23 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
8.. ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... South Side Mafia
8.. ...... 19 ...... 11 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... STEEL City Mafia
8.. ........ 3 ...... 20 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
8.. ...... 11 ...... 15 ........ 0.611 ........ 3-3...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
8.. ...... 15 ...... 24 ........ 0.639 ........ 2-4...... Cincinnati Shockers
8.. ...... 23 ........ 4 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-2...... New Orleans Gurupies
8.. ...... 29 ...... 10 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... Orlando Prime Timers
8.. ...... 14 ........ 7 ........ 0.583 ........ 3-3...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
8.. ...... 16 ...... 12 ........ 0.583 ........ 3-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
8.. ...... 25 ...... 21 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-3...... All The King's Royal Men
8.. ...... 10 ...... 26 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... Sunday Funday
8.. ...... 22 ...... 16 ........ 0.528 ........ 2-4...... Carthage Clash
8.. ...... 17 ...... 14 ........ 0.472 ........ 2-4...... Venom Dotball Academy
8.. ...... 24 ...... 27 ........ 0.667 ........ 2-4...... Nairobi Warthogs
25 ...... 28 ...... 19 ........ 0.528 ........ 2-4...... Definition of Insanity
26 ...... 20 ...... 22 ........ 0.639 ........ 1-5...... OffTopica Miracle
27 ...... 26 ...... 25 ........ 0.583 ........ 2-4...... La Flama Blanca
28 ...... 27 ...... 17 ........ 0.361 ........ 2-4...... District 9 Prawns
29 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-5...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
30 ...... 21 ...... 28 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-6...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
31 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.389 ........ 1-5...... Porto People Eaters
32 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-6...... Miami Red Hawks

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  30 -   24    Brazilian Dirty Sanchez def. Ultimate Fighting Championship
  24 -   22    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. South Side Mafia
  35 -   14    Graz Grizzlies def. District 9 Prawns
  27 -   27    Cincinnati Shockers ties E-City Mercenaries
  28 -   23    Coxsackie HOOD Hugos def. Definition of Insanity
  29 -   19    STEEL City Mafia def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
  35 -   30    Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers def. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
  32 -   15    OffTopica Miracle def. Porto People Eaters
  24 -     9    South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice def. Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
  30 -   17    Odessa Mojo def. New Orleans Gurupies
  25 -   17    Republic of Benin def. Orlando Prime Timers
  30 -   17    The Dogs of War def. Carthage Clash
  30 -   26    Asau Golden Eagles def. Sunday Funday
  25 -   20    Venom Dotball Academy def. All The King's Royal Men
  31 -   17    La Flama Blanca def. Miami Red Hawks
  31 -   21    Nairobi Warthogs def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

Game 7 Predictions................................

Sim Expectation - Game 7: Going in / short and Sweet
Run up the middle as the outside will be stopped. Also the screen passes will confuse the defense a little more.


South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
Well the Duckies have been backing up the talk with the walk....or should I say the kick...as seen in game 6. But backing up is not the real issue. Backing down is. Can they back down the Killer Rats to the Porcelain Mice they really are? The Adamantium Killer Rats see the the Rubber Duckies as just one more minor obstacle in their way to the real main event in game 11. Rooting for the Mofo's, that's right - the Mofo's is what they call them, trying to hype up the game. I hope the duckies win here. But the stats say otherwise........... Mice by 13 over Duckies


Odessa Mojo vs. New Orleans Gurupies
Ok New Orleans. The Mojo's are undeated and talking a lot of trash. Word on the street says they are coming to your house, formerly the Swamp-Dog Pound now known as the Mercedes-Benz Gurupie House of Enlightenment, and give a class on game planning courtesy of Madmustaff and Professor Low Brow. I plan to be there.......don't know about attending the class though. My experts are actually more concerned about the after game antics and partying. I tell you this Mojo's, no matter what, New Orleans always has the home field advantage. The experts predict this game to Mojo by 13. I have New Orleans by 2. Ether way, the party must go on. Good Luck to both teams.



Republic of Benin vs. Orlando Prime Timers
Well, well, well, my nemesis and pal........Ezra... here we go again. What is it gonna be? The standard prediction has you by 8 over the Prime Timers. I think that prediction is just based on you having one more win than the Prime Timers. Word on the street is that the Prime Timers have completed a new strategy and are planning to release the new "SNAKES" defense. We will see if the Republic is as good as their record shows. The experts predict a high scoring game by one of the teams. This should be a good game. Republic of Benin by 16.


The Dogs of War vs. Carthage Clash
Both these teams need this game. A must win. But there can only be 1. Will Carthage step it up a notch? Will The Dogs of War get some breaks they need? Will the clash go the distance? Can the Dogs of War finally seal this deal? Will Carthage Clash be able to prove the standard prediction wrong? Is it possible that the Dogs of War will be able to not waiver and hold out till the end? So many questions. So many unanswered questions. T2 was no help in getting some of the answers we desperately needed before this game. No prediction here. Just Kudos and Condolences. FAIL!!!


Asau Golden Eagles vs. Sunday Funday
SF was riding high in the beginning of the season. Was my way or the highway!!! Lots of support. Dotball is great when you win!!!!! But dot fans want to know "What have you done LATE-LY? Asau has their backs against the wall as they just want to make the playoffs but they cannot do that with a losing season. So they got - to - win - this - ONE!!! Word on the street is that Asau used the term "washed up" about you guys. That is what I heard. The standard prediction has Asau over Sunday Funday by 4. The post game review has Sunday Funday in a free fall. Doesn't look good. Get up or don't look up is what I got....cause the The Golden Eagles plan to soar and it flows downhill. I agree....Asau by 4. GL both teams.



Venom Dotball Academy vs. All The King's Royal Men
Do the King's men need to take a class at the Dotball Academy? Or do the King's men do the teaching at the Dotball Academy? Both teams coming off a win in game 6. Looking good......both teams. But, there can only be 1. The standard prediction says that it is called the Venom Dotball Academy (by 5 points) and not The King's Dotball Academy. The last win was more decisive by VDA IMHO, but The King does not go down without a fight. The stats favor VDA by raw numbers and dot performance precision. However, my team of "Gut Instinct" Dudes are telling me that class is over and to go with the King. Going with the Dudes here. Don't prove me wrong or I may have to audit a class in prediction one'o'one at the Academy. King's men by 5.


La Flama Blanca vs. Miami Red Hawks
Last game saw the Flame snuffed out like a wet wick!!!! Ouch!!! Will the Flame come back and burn the Red Hawks? Or will the Hawks get their first win of the season to turn this around? If the Hawks pull a rabbit out this hat and come back to beat everyone, then the fault falls to the flame as it all would have started in this game. Cannot say we would not all deserve it for taking the Hawks for granted......but I 'm just saying.... No pity for the WEAK!!!! Standard prediction says the flames will light up the Hawks like the torch on opening ceremony for the olympics. The Flames say "more fodder for the cannon!!!!!!!!". It is getting Brutal from here. La Flama by 7.


Nairobi Warthogs vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
Careful..... Careful..... Cult, you have to do something here. When the other team scores, they yell "Wooo!! - Woooooo!!" There comes a time when you have to put a smackdown down to claim you are not to be dealt with lightly. Lardaddy did it with the Mice!!! Now it is your turn. Make an example of the Warthogs. The standard predictor says you cannot do it. My team of experts cannot give such "absolutes" but we will say that a win here is "improbable".... but possible. A loss here would be bad.... as next game starts my playoff picture. Do what can be done!!! Do what should be done!!!! Do what must be done!!! Or as Niarobi put it....you will be DONE!!!! Nairobi by 5.

Mice are probably gonna lay the smack down, not gon lie

I hope the Mice look past us to week 11......and by look past us I mean forget to tag and accidentally load a preset OAI.

Duckies vs Mice just evokes all kinds of drama

Originally posted by Cro
I hope the Mice look past us to week 11......and by look past us I mean forget to tag and accidentally load a preset OAI.

Can't - take - my - eyes - off - the - avatar -

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!

new defense doesn't come out til round 1

Nice writeups tho

Originally posted by irresistible_force



Nairobi Warthogs vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
Careful..... Careful..... Cult, you have to do something here. When the other team scores, they yell "Wooo!! - Woooooo!!" There comes a time when you have to put a smackdown down to claim you are not to be dealt with lightly. Lardaddy did it with the Mice!!! Now it is your turn. Make an example of the Warthogs. The standard predictor says you cannot do it. My team of experts cannot give such "absolutes" but we will say that a win here is "improbable".... but possible. A loss here would be bad.... as next game starts my playoff picture. Do what can be done!!! Do what should be done!!!! Do what must be done!!! Or as Niarobi put it....you will be DONE!!!! Nairobi by 5.

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