Warrior General Games

Originally posted by jdros13
Originally posted by jfbueno

If I had known that, you wouldn't be the DC for MEM right now

I keep waiting for you to come back tbh.

SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR CELL

Originally posted by smittdog101
Originally posted by joshuashipley21

Ive been a part of mem for like 3 seasons and I cant remember the last time I saw DD even post. There is no conspiracy trust me we dont have any want or need to think about your team. It hasnt been even mentioned in the forums... so LOL to all of this. And enjoy your face fucking.

1. Who cares and ever said DD had anything to do with it? His ass has disappeared a while ago, so it couldn't be him. It's just a recruiting tool.

2. You would be stupid to mention anything of the sort in any forums, especially if there were any truth behind it.

3. Only you would enjoy a face fucking. Is that your face on the tar? If so, then maybe a face fucking is even out of the question for you.

These forums are just a blast. It's too bad I won't have time for the childish games much longer.





1. I just pissed myself laughing at the thought of using DD as a recruiting tool. Ok, I pissed myself because I'm old and Drink too much, but the DD as a tool, I mean recruiting tool was part of it.

2. Monmouth has two private forums One of which Josh is a part of and no mention of "Let's call our inside source and get a shit team in the first game who should it be" in either of them.

3. FYI FUCK YOUR FACE or FYF is a Monmouth catch phrase started by the king of face fucking Drago Puncher about 5 seasons ago.

Originally posted by coachviking
1. I just pissed myself laughing at the thought of using DD as a recruiting tool. Ok, I pissed myself because I'm old and Drink too much, but the DD as a tool, I mean recruiting tool was part of it.


DD does nothing for teams he's part of afaik.

He was a lolgm (CFO or something) for Kai a couple of seasons back, just for fun. He's a cool guy, but does absolutely nothing for the teams so there's no unfair advantage...

But lol for calling him a tool

I'm just going to say this. I've seen numerous times where teams got into shit in the offseason then matched up game 1. I've also seen even more times where teams started jawing and then didn't get matched up game 1.
It's not a conspiracy, there's just a hell of a lot of leagues and way too many people on these forums who like to stir up shit.

Originally posted by smittdog101
Originally posted by coachviking

So someone not part of my team, risked the integrity of the game and their own reputation to set up a fairly meaningless inter league match up that no one but you and I really cares about.

Seems plausible.

Very plausible. I have never seen something so predictable come to fruition. It could have been a rare coincidence.... but given the circumstances it looks really bad.

Now I know why you kept that old "HOF" DE of yours too. The testers already knew that the DE's were getting loose this season, so why not keep him on the team? Unfortunately, that is something I have to learn on my own.

Either way, you will get our best shot. This will only make us better in the long run. If nothing else, I will get much needed analysis early on in the season. You know, that stuff you get from the test server before anyone else.




Or because with VAs you can minimize the effect of the decline on your attributes? Plus CV doesn't know crap about this game, he just knows how to get people to sign with him. Hell he'll ( <--- oh yeah I just did that) probably let you in the forum after this blows over a la wdsp or whatever his name is.

Bah I can't stop laughing at this whole thread.

Originally posted by ATL_DirtyBird
Plus CV doesn't know crap about this game, he just knows how to get people to sign with him

i LOL'ed, very hard

Originally posted by jfbueno
Originally posted by ATL_DirtyBird

Plus CV doesn't know crap about this game, he just knows how to get people to sign with him

i LOL'ed, very hard

I know a little YOU BASTARDS...I actually know how to build damn good dots...I just can't OC or DC with a rats ass...

Originally posted by coachviking
I know a little YOU BASTARDS...I actually know how to build damn good dots...I just can't OC or DC with a rats ass...

I would build good dots too if I didn't have OCD when it comes to that damn blue level up screen every damn day

Originally posted by coachviking
The Kampers were responsible for

1. Faked moon landing
2. Both Kennedy assinations
3. Lindberg Kidnapping
4. Global Warming
5. Opening Game Gate
6. Watergate
7. Testergate
8. Roswell
9. The Superbowl halftime "equipment malfunction"
10. Elvis' Faked Death



1) I landed on sailor Moon... or twat that is
2) No comment
3) I only take little girls
4) The earth goes through cycles of heating and cooling through out its age. The is no such thing a global warming, per se. Well, there is no true evidence to back up the hypothesis of global warming so as a man of science i do not acknowledge it.
5) Hmmm... Track?
6) Im to young to have fiddled with that...
7) Wha?
8) The japanese needed tentacle monsters for their porn...
9) Yes... yes... yes
10) Tupac, Biggie, Michael jackson, jesus just to name a few

Originally posted by jfbueno
Originally posted by coachviking

I know a little YOU BASTARDS...I actually know how to build damn good dots...I just can't OC or DC with a rats ass...

I would build good dots too if I didn't have OCD when it comes to that damn blue level up screen every damn day

And I thought it was just me...

Finally someone else who doesn't believe Michael Jackson is dead. He's going to shock a lot of people at the halftime show of the Super Bowl this Sunday.

My first post in this thread. I don't like reading 6 page threads, but damn son if you think that someone purposely picked the out of conference game schedule for shits and giggles, you've got a major screw loose. All this shit is done by random computer selection for the 100+ leagues all in one night. There is no way for someone to have taken the time to plot out the steps necessary for a custom schedule for USA Pro. It is definitely not worth the effort.

But thanks for contributing to the mythology of MEM. I'm sure other agents out there will by mystified by our legendary control over all aspects of this game. This thread will definitely help more in recruiting than DD's status as one of our lolGM's.

Originally posted by drewsky
My first post in this thread. I don't like reading 6 page threads, but damn son if you think that someone purposely picked the out of conference game schedule for shits and giggles, you've got a major screw loose. All this shit is done by random computer selection for the 100+ leagues all in one night. There is no way for someone to have taken the time to plot out the steps necessary for a custom schedule for USA Pro. It is definitely not worth the effort.

But thanks for contributing to the mythology of MEM. I'm sure other agents out there will by mystified by our legendary control over all aspects of this game. This thread will definitely help more in recruiting than DD's status as one of our lolGM's.



You make it sound sooooo difficult to pull off something like that. Please spare me the explanation. This could easily be done.

MEM mythology does not impress me just yet, but I am glad to possibly have helped the so called "legend".

Originally posted by smittdog101
You make it sound sooooo difficult to pull off something like that. Please spare me the explanation. This could easily be done.

MEM mythology does not impress me just yet, but I am glad to possibly have helped the so called "legend".

Considering you're a computur programmer and know the in's and out's of bort's code than please explain how it's so easy