Round One has finished, the draw has been updated
http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?tid=343580ResultsFunk Druckers (32) defeat Mike Tyson’s Pet Tiger (-2*)* MTPT’s had a -2 point penalty against them for biting FD’s starting QB’s left ear (quite an effort to get through the helmet!).
League 10 Lab Rats (58) defeat San Antonio Saviours (28)San Antonio was forced to their knees in the fourth quarter of this one, eventually going down.
Peewee Destroyers (21) defeat GLB Head Hunters (20)So close for GLB HH but no head for those guys this time. A painful loss which has them feeling a little blue!
Texas State University Fighting Armadillos (32) defeat Montreal Shamrocks (14)Lead by a now 63 year old Paul Blake, and inspired by rumours of a Cathy Ireland sex tape, Texas State shamrocked Montreal and leaves them saying shamWOW!!!
Boston Patriots (48) defeat Final Thought (7) **** Boston spanks Final Though, however due to a technical violation stemming from an equipment issue Boston is issued with a penalty of -42 points. Resulting in a final score of 7-6 and Final Thought advancing. Tough break for Boston (I guess some ones envelope was a little light!). :
Atlantic City Surf (39.5) defeats Erie Freeze (10)The Atlantic Tidal wave was just to strong and too fast for EF this game. To sum it up ...Erie Froze!
The Insane Asylum (205) defeats Inglorious Bastards (0)Dear lord, Bort really should introduce a mercy rule!!! The inmates ran wild in this one.
West Side Longhorns (27) defeats Saint Gobain (26)Horns win. Saint Gobain are Kurt Cobain in this tournament ...talented, but DEAD!!!!
Short Bus Window Lickers (255) defeat Wambulance Academy (0) ****** The first result (SBWL 32 – Wam 0) did not count in this one, as Dtwon forgot to set his OAI/DAI (apparently no one told him he was in the tournament), after scheduling a second game with Dtown’s AI’s uploaded we finally got a result! (...guess wam should have stuck with basic settings).
New Orleans Pee Wees (56) defeat Throw it Deep (14)NOPW’s balanced offense dominated in this one. Throw it Deep did live up to its name, unfortunately trowing a record number of interceptions (23) really hurt them in this one. Unlucky guys, you just copped a really bad sim, it happens.
South Park Cows (100) defeat New Orleans Predators (0)A team full of young boys vs a bunch of predators, results in an unlikely winner in the one! The young lads violate the predators ...GO COWS!!!
True Blue (77) defeat Peewee Dirty Birds (36)True Blue were smurftastic in this one. BLUE POWER, BLUE POWER!!! (please no racism bans
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Golden State Falcons (69) defeat Chi Town Hustlers (9)Chi Town copped a golden shower as they got hosed in this one. The bitter taste from this loss will last a while.
Rookietown Raiders (2) defeats Chicago Terminators (1)Soccer scores in this one O_o, not sure what the heck happened? ...no doubt Dreven had something to do with fudging this result. Investigations to come.
The Nerd Crushers (17) defeat Wood Village Whistle Pigs (3)OGRE HATES NERDS!!! ...Nerd Crushers win.
Fighting Gamecocks (118) defeat Chicago ’85 Bears (0)The ’85 Bears looked more like the ’09 Bears in this stinker.
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