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I hope you have a buss pass, cause I'm taking your ass to town tonight!

Originally posted by Luzod
Originally posted by kadafitcd

If we were both squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?

dude... you make me feel proud to have you on board... >.>

That's your pickup line? lol

Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cuz I can see myself in them.

"You'll do."
-2006

Sit on my face....and tell me you love me.
I'll sit on your face....and tell you I love you too.

It has to be sung for full effect.

Duff Man doesn't need pickup lines. Just the Duff Thrust!

Looks Don't matter. I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
...I may not look like Hugh Jackman,


Bwhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha.

Ask "Can I smell your pussy?"

If she says no then say "It must be your feet then."

'LET US FUCK' - Seth Rogen

Corny one..

You want to see a picture of my girlfriend? (she says sure) Hold up a mirror.

im usually blunt. gets me laid about 7% of the time.

For example, friend brings his g/f over..i tell her that the only reason she came with him is to fuck me while he is in the garage playing beer pong...so i take her in the bathroom and pound her until she smashed her head on the sink and laid quivering from her massive O that mr. Gheorge Muresan gave her.

Originally posted by Buccs99
im usually blunt. gets me laid about 7% of the time.

For example, friend brings his g/f over..i tell her that the only reason she came with him is to fuck me while he is in the garage playing beer pong...so i take her in the bathroom and pound her until she smashed her head on the sink and laid quivering from her massive O that mr. Gheorge Muresan gave her.

And then Bux woke up from his dream holding his chihuahua over Mr. Gheorge Muresan

Originally posted by kadafitcd
Originally posted by Buccs99

im usually blunt. gets me laid about 7% of the time.

For example, friend brings his g/f over..i tell her that the only reason she came with him is to fuck me while he is in the garage playing beer pong...so i take her in the bathroom and pound her until she smashed her head on the sink and laid quivering from her massive O that mr. Gheorge Muresan gave her.

And then Bux woke up from his dream holding his chihuahua over Mr. Gheorge Muresan

later, the chihuahua died of massive trauma to its sphincter











too much ?

Originally posted by Buccs99
Originally posted by kadafitcd

Originally posted by Buccs99


im usually blunt. gets me laid about 7% of the time.

For example, friend brings his g/f over..i tell her that the only reason she came with him is to fuck me while he is in the garage playing beer pong...so i take her in the bathroom and pound her until she smashed her head on the sink and laid quivering from her massive O that mr. Gheorge Muresan gave her.

And then Bux woke up from his dream holding his chihuahua over Mr. Gheorge Muresan

later, the chihuahua died of massive trauma to its sphincter











too much ?

Yeah... you shouldn't have added the extra finger.

Originally posted by jktooley
Originally posted by Buccs99

Originally posted by kadafitcd


Originally posted by Buccs99



im usually blunt. gets me laid about 7% of the time.

For example, friend brings his g/f over..i tell her that the only reason she came with him is to fuck me while he is in the garage playing beer pong...so i take her in the bathroom and pound her until she smashed her head on the sink and laid quivering from her massive O that mr. Gheorge Muresan gave her.

And then Bux woke up from his dream holding his chihuahua over Mr. Gheorge Muresan

later, the chihuahua died of massive trauma to its sphincter











too much ?

Yeah... you shouldn't have added the extra finger.

Had to fill that dog up somehow.