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joemiken
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There should be a test question though. For instance...

"What's your thoughts on El Diablo having a better season than Drago?"

*** Answers may not include threats of violence or sexual assault against one's mother/dog/goldfish***
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Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Ohhhhhh boy


You thought it would be easy.


COME on MAN UP this is the big show
 
coachviking
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Originally posted by joemiken
There should be a test question though. For instance...

"What's your thoughts on El Diablo having a better season than Drago?"


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Originally posted by coachviking
NO GOOD can come from this


A good PR man can spin anything! Ask Bill Clinton!
 
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LOL! Oh shit, here we go again.
 
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Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by phthalatemagic

Ohhhhhh boy


You thought it would be easy.


COME on MAN UP this is the big show


Well, I prefer to respond to specific statements and questions, but my plan would be to stress his childhood of being molested by his father, which he still harbors a great deal of frustration and sadness. Then of course I'd talk about the fact that he was forced to take a great deal of steroids by some stupid Russian dude that shrunk his balls and he never got it on with the hot Bridgitte Neilson which only fed his frustration and anger. So none of it is really his fault. If none of that stuff works, I'd just call people names.
 
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...waiting...
 
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Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by phthalatemagic


Ohhhhhh boy


You thought it would be easy.


COME on MAN UP this is the big show


Well, I prefer to respond to specific statements and questions, but my plan would be to stress his childhood of being molested by his father, which he still harbors a great deal of frustration and sadness. Then of course I'd talk about the fact that he was forced to take a great deal of steroids by some stupid Russian dude that shrunk his balls and he never got it on with the hot Bridgitte Neilson which only fed his frustration and anger. So none of it is really his fault. If none of that stuff works, I'd just call people names.


Kudos for including the ball shrinkage. Nice touch.
 
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Originally posted by joemiken
There should be a test question though. For instance...

"What's your thoughts on El Diablo having a better season than Drago?"

*** Answers may not include threats of violence or sexual assault against one's mother/dog/goldfish***


El Diablo is a fine quarterback. However he never had the chance to throw 4 interceptions in a championship game. Why you ask? Because he isn't running the greatest team in the history of the league, that's why. And who is quarterbacking that team? Drago is, jerkface.

OK, now it's bedtime.
 
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Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by phthalatemagic


Ohhhhhh boy


You thought it would be easy.


COME on MAN UP this is the big show


Well, I prefer to respond to specific statements and questions, but my plan would be to stress his childhood of being molested by his father, which he still harbors a great deal of frustration and sadness. Then of course I'd talk about the fact that he was forced to take a great deal of steroids by some stupid Russian dude that shrunk his balls and he never got it on with the hot Bridgitte Neilson which only fed his frustration and anger. So none of it is really his fault. If none of that stuff works, I'd just call people names.


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Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by phthalatemagic


Ohhhhhh boy


You thought it would be easy.


COME on MAN UP this is the big show


Well, I prefer to respond to specific statements and questions, but my plan would be to stress his childhood of being molested by his father, which he still harbors a great deal of frustration and sadness. Then of course I'd talk about the fact that he was forced to take a great deal of steroids by some stupid Russian dude that shrunk his balls and he never got it on with the hot Bridgitte Neilson which only fed his frustration and anger. So none of it is really his fault. If none of that stuff works, I'd just call people names.


pm and offer sent.
 
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He's good! If the governor my state is half as good as you, he won't go to prison until he's 60 for trying to sell Obama's senate seat.
 
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Originally posted by ddingo


We made it in Season 2 as well. Season 1 was the only season we failed to make the CC game.


Oh yeah... That's what I meant.
 
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