I hope it's me tbh. I sent in exactly 0 extra credit responses but that's entirely due to my stupidity of hitting send before filling anything out. The choice to let it ride was my arrogance, I've been here forever, who wouldn't want me? Enough existing mods know me to coax Pallow into picking me anyway

Seriously though, whoever it is, and it may have already been announced somewhere in this 50+ page thread... I'm not looking, needs to mod with a little more common sense and a little less fear of "losing their job/flex". Why would I or someone like me make the ultimate mod? Lurk often, wield a ton of common sense, and have enough flex/RP that any form of "compensation" can't influence actions (ie lock/ban hammer w/o full assessment)...
Also:
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs."
I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....",
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!"