Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Pen15
he might be too old for a career in broadcasting at this point

he would fumble the mic

"911... What is your emergency?"
"I'd like to report a death."
"A death, sir?"
"Yes. My dot... it... it has died."
"Your... dot???"
"Yes. I just wanted... I just wanted to see it run majestically down the field just one more time... just once... and it died on the play. I think it had a heart attack."
"Sir? Are you sure it's dead?"
"Yeah... it hasn't moved in several hours."
"Sir... if you don't mind my asking... how old was your dot?"
"Um... uh... about 1657 days... I think... maybe older. I don't know. It was pretty old. Why? Do you think that was the problem?"
"Uh... yes. It probably was the problem. I'll send an ambulance sir but I think it might be too late."
"Damn. But I don't WANNA RETIRE HIM!!! HE'S MY HERO!!!!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!! (much crying and sobbing)"
"It's ok sir... you can make another dot."
"NO! HE'S MINE AND I DON'T WANNA 'NUTHER DOT! I WANT THIS ONE!"
(sounds in the background...)
"Sir? SIR? What are you doing sir?"
"Gonna use my jumper cables and shock him back again. I WANT MY DOT BACK!!!!!!"

Freeeeee agent

Originally posted by coachingubigr
Freeeeee agent

Last Action: May 5, 2013 15:43:38

I bet there's like 20 contract offers in his alert box

Free agent no more

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=4566

Great looking team... I really like the 1000 day old DE that has a higher EFF. Level than DJ

Oh that's the same team he's been on for the last few seasons

Originally posted by coachingubigr
Oh that's the same team he's been on for the last few seasons

I smell a conspiracy....

Originally posted by reddogrw
60/16

60/17

Dee Jackson should be renamed Poe's Law.

4.5 yards on the season

Originally posted by coachingubigr
4.5 yards on the season

2 more fumbles lost as well

But his return skills are second to none bro

TDs every game?