The Capitals could use another DT -- but I wouldn't sign your guy if you paid us, Spuds. 
No hard feelings, just the truth!
No hard feelings, just the truth!
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Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by Kono22
If you really want a laugh, let's look at this idiot's build. No wonder BG traded you. I'm actually quite surprised they found a sucker to take you, though it couldn't have been for much.
Level 17
Strength: 38.72 Blocking: 15.92
Speed: 30.46 Tackling: 33.72
Agility: 31.84 Throwing: 9
Jumping: 9 Catching: 8
Stamina: 32.7 Carrying: 8
Vision: 31.6 Kicking: 9
Confidence: 21.98 Punting: 9
Pass Rusher - 4-4-2-2-2
Run Stopper - 4-4-2-2-2
Equipment is spread everywhere, too. Seriously, sub-40 strength for a level 17 DT? lol
Retire and start over.
<now here come the clever mom jokes that we all used to say in junior high>
I'm sorry the words "all-around" or "balanced" mean nothing to you. Webster's calling.
Balance is another word for "terrible build". What are you balanced at? Being terrible against the run AND rushing the passer?
Originally posted by Kono22
If you really want a laugh, let's look at this idiot's build. No wonder BG traded you. I'm actually quite surprised they found a sucker to take you, though it couldn't have been for much.
Level 17
Strength: 38.72 Blocking: 15.92
Speed: 30.46 Tackling: 33.72
Agility: 31.84 Throwing: 9
Jumping: 9 Catching: 8
Stamina: 32.7 Carrying: 8
Vision: 31.6 Kicking: 9
Confidence: 21.98 Punting: 9
Pass Rusher - 4-4-2-2-2
Run Stopper - 4-4-2-2-2
Equipment is spread everywhere, too. Seriously, sub-40 strength for a level 17 DT? lol
Retire and start over.
<now here come the clever mom jokes that we all used to say in junior high>
I'm sorry the words "all-around" or "balanced" mean nothing to you. Webster's calling.
Balance is another word for "terrible build". What are you balanced at? Being terrible against the run AND rushing the passer?
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Originally posted by brownryango
Originally posted by Pariah
If your going to use mom jokes - be creative or funny. Here is a few for example:
Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock.
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees
Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
So spudsy - take notes and try again.
another fan of thehun i see.
HAHA!!! I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that!
Originally posted by Pariah
If your going to use mom jokes - be creative or funny. Here is a few for example:
Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock.
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees
Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
So spudsy - take notes and try again.
another fan of thehun i see.
HAHA!!! I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that!
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My personal favorite was always
"Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck"
"Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck"
Spudsy2061
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Originally posted by Admerylous
The Capitals could use another DT -- but I wouldn't sign your guy if you paid us, Spuds. No hard feelings, just the truth!
That's cause he'd punt everyone on the team in their twats for letting them speak out of them.
The Capitals could use another DT -- but I wouldn't sign your guy if you paid us, Spuds.
No hard feelings, just the truth!That's cause he'd punt everyone on the team in their twats for letting them speak out of them.
Spudsy2061
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Originally posted by alfies
Balance is another word for "terrible build".
The only thing terrible here is the sub-par thought that goes into your speech. They made special ed classes for a reason you know.
Balance is another word for "terrible build".
The only thing terrible here is the sub-par thought that goes into your speech. They made special ed classes for a reason you know.
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Originally posted by Spudsy2061
That's cause he'd punt everyone on the team in their twats for letting them speak out of them.
No, it's because your player is really, really bad.
That's cause he'd punt everyone on the team in their twats for letting them speak out of them.
No, it's because your player is really, really bad.
alfies
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Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by alfies
Balance is another word for "terrible build".
The only thing terrible here is the sub-par thought that goes into your speech. They made special ed classes for a reason you know.
Do you really want to open yourself up for that?
I'll grammar nazi your ass off these forums.
Originally posted by alfies
Balance is another word for "terrible build".
The only thing terrible here is the sub-par thought that goes into your speech. They made special ed classes for a reason you know.
Do you really want to open yourself up for that?
I'll grammar nazi your ass off these forums.
Spudsy2061
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Originally posted by alfies
Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by alfies
Balance is another word for "terrible build".
The only thing terrible here is the sub-par thought that goes into your speech. They made special ed classes for a reason you know.
Do you really want to open yourself up for that?
I'll grammar nazi your ass off these forums.
Did I say anything about grammar? No I didn't.
Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by alfies
Balance is another word for "terrible build".
The only thing terrible here is the sub-par thought that goes into your speech. They made special ed classes for a reason you know.
Do you really want to open yourself up for that?
I'll grammar nazi your ass off these forums.
Did I say anything about grammar? No I didn't.
Spudsy2061
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Originally posted by Admerylous
Originally posted by Spudsy2061
That's cause he'd punt everyone on the team in their twats for letting them speak out of them.
No, it's because your player is really, really bad.
That's funny cause your mother seems to think differently of him.
Originally posted by Spudsy2061
That's cause he'd punt everyone on the team in their twats for letting them speak out of them.
No, it's because your player is really, really bad.
That's funny cause your mother seems to think differently of him.
alfies
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Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by Admerylous
Originally posted by Spudsy2061
That's cause he'd punt everyone on the team in their twats for letting them speak out of them.
No, it's because your player is really, really bad.
That's funny cause your mother seems to think differently of him.
Hi pony, do you have another trick?
Originally posted by Admerylous
Originally posted by Spudsy2061
That's cause he'd punt everyone on the team in their twats for letting them speak out of them.
No, it's because your player is really, really bad.
That's funny cause your mother seems to think differently of him.
Hi pony, do you have another trick?
Spudsy2061
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Originally posted by fdisk
Simple fact
Spudsy= Douche
He's cranky from being up all night after the moaning came through the wall.
Simple fact
Spudsy= Douche
He's cranky from being up all night after the moaning came through the wall.
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Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by fdisk
Simple fact
Spudsy= Douche
He's cranky from being up all night after the moaning came through the wall.
let's just get off moms because i just got off yours.
Originally posted by fdisk
Simple fact
Spudsy= Douche
He's cranky from being up all night after the moaning came through the wall.
let's just get off moms because i just got off yours.
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