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Originally posted by jtrav21
Wolverine's 4th Quarter Defense?

We've failed all season.

Week 11 fail award goes to the Village offense. Battling for 3rd place, they squared off against Tradewest and the result was just 154.5 yds of offense, as they reached the 50 yard line only twice. They gave up as many points off free turnovers (3) as they scored in the first 59 minutes. At they end, after running out the clock on themselves, they added another field goal to make the final look a more respectable 6-20. Congrats, Dogs!

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WEEK 11 FAIL
Village Dogs Offense

Ugh, didn't get to this last night and can't post the whale properly at work because of IE.
Week 12 fail goes to the Queensland run defense. Hawaii pounded them for 57 carries and 237 yards, chewing up over 39 minutes time of possession. They gave up 4/4 rushing attempts on 4th down with an average 4.5 yards per carry, politely escorting GmanV2 and Wat's backs beyond the line of scrimmage. Congrats, Exiles!

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WEEK 12 FAIL
Queensland Exiles Run Defense

Originally posted by jtrav21
It takes talent to teabag yourself. And extreme flexibility.

Or really droopy balls

Originally posted by TrevJo
Ugh, didn't get to this last night and can't post the whale properly at work because of IE.
Week 12 fail goes to the Queensland run defense. Hawaii pounded them for 57 carries and 237 yards, chewing up over 39 minutes time of possession. They gave up 4/4 rushing attempts on 4th down with an average 4.5 yards per carry, politely escorting GmanV2 and Wat's backs beyond the line of scrimmage. Congrats, Exiles!

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WEEK 12 FAIL
Queensland Exiles Run Defense

whale fixed

Week 13 fail goes to them Slack Jawed fellers. After they seemed to have gotten the pick up out of the yard and running again, with 7 wins in 8 weeks, they've got a losing streak going again and kept hope alive for now 6-6-1 Manitoba. SJY's only takeaway, a second-quarter pick, was quickly followed by throwing the ball right back to the Matadors. Then a third quarter fumble killed a promising drive and allowed the deficit to increase to three scores late. They just don't want it. Will it be a S25-esque collapse again? Congrats, Yokels!

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WEEK 13 FAIL
Slack Jawed Yokels

Originally posted by cowtesticles2001
YOKELS!!!

+1 Dancing utter ftw!

Week 14 fail goes to the Hawaii punt block unit as they put no pressure on GLB's #1 punter and allowed him to punt for a season-high 1184 yards. They gave up punts of 73, 75, and 77 yards as Dong's Travis Dorsch had no fear of being blocked whatsoever. The ASPCA is investigating his abuse of the pigskin. It's a shame that other animals allowed this to happen. Congrats, Bulls!

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WEEK 14 FAIL
Hawaii Bulls punt block unit

Week 15: When I saw that The Bastard Sons lost this week to fall to 10th place, I was curious who they lost to. When I saw that it was the Yokels, now in 9th place, I lol'd. The bastards got off to a very slow start, falling behind 24-6 before mounting a rally. They made it interesting, pulling within 4 with just over 6 minutes left, and then getting it back with all of their timeouts intact. But at the Slack Jawed 11 yard line, the comeback fell apart with four straight incompletions. Sons of Doug can still make the playoffs, as can the Yokels, but both teams will need help. Congrats, Flutie!

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WEEK 15 FAIL
The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie

Originally posted by TrevJo
Week 15: When I saw that The Bastard Sons lost this week to fall to 10th place, I was curious who they lost to. When I saw that it was the Yokels, now in 9th place, I lol'd. The bastards got off to a very slow start, falling behind 24-6 before mounting a rally. They made it interesting, pulling within 4 with just over 6 minutes left, and then getting it back with all of their timeouts intact. But at the Slack Jawed 11 yard line, the comeback fell apart with four straight incompletions. Sons of Doug can still make the playoffs, as can the Yokels, but both teams will need help. Congrats, Flutie!

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WEEK 15 FAIL
The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie

Could easily have been us this week too...created some doubt for ourselves by dropping one to the surging Matadors.

Was an interesting week in the east playoff race. Not so much in the lowest.

West teams are already set, four 10-5ers though.