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Sometimes when you win, you really lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win. And sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic globule, from which one extracts what one needs.
jdbolick
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Preseason Bottom 10
10. Hood - Five wins by three points or less last season. You got by on luck in S20, but there are no trophies for posting. Roster is just average and the coordinators are nothing special. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
9. Canton Immortals - If you beat them by 41 points and more than double their yardage output, GMath will go around the forums bragging about what a close game that was. Apparently being behind 14-3 at the half means the two teams were equal regardless of what happens the rest of the game.
8. The New York Empire - Combining two good but not great Pro rosters doesn't make you World League quality. Is being good at the game actually a disqualification from Addicts membership? I guess they take that "we're all just regular guys" bullshit to heart. Enjoy your one season up here, then go back to wherever it is that you came from.
7. Chicago Hedgehogs - You should have signed Noodlearm.
6. Black Sea Squall - I hate you if for no other reason than you give whateverthenameisofthatohiostatefanguy a reason to post here. Plus I can never figure out which Black Sea each team is supposed to be. If you could just combine all of those rosters do you think you could make one team that was actually relevant?
5. All The King's Men - Bling is one of the best guys playing GLB, but USAPro just isn't what it used to be, and yet Monmouth still can't get back out. I know I'm making fun of agents who Pariah signed, but loloffense. Everyone knows that Providence wins games through special teams.
4. Black Hand Gods Of War - I didn't realize until I looked at your schedule that you actually played Providence this past season. Apparently we had 2.5 times as much yardage and 52 more points, so hopefully you found a new DC.
3. Mayan Prophecy - http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1579561
2. Dallas Longhorns - You're going to be kicking yourselves for getting here a season too early when you spend S22 beating CPL teams by 200.
1. The African Predators - People keep making Africa jokes for a reason. The next good team to come out of that region will be the first.
10. Hood - Five wins by three points or less last season. You got by on luck in S20, but there are no trophies for posting. Roster is just average and the coordinators are nothing special. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
9. Canton Immortals - If you beat them by 41 points and more than double their yardage output, GMath will go around the forums bragging about what a close game that was. Apparently being behind 14-3 at the half means the two teams were equal regardless of what happens the rest of the game.
8. The New York Empire - Combining two good but not great Pro rosters doesn't make you World League quality. Is being good at the game actually a disqualification from Addicts membership? I guess they take that "we're all just regular guys" bullshit to heart. Enjoy your one season up here, then go back to wherever it is that you came from.
7. Chicago Hedgehogs - You should have signed Noodlearm.
6. Black Sea Squall - I hate you if for no other reason than you give whateverthenameisofthatohiostatefanguy a reason to post here. Plus I can never figure out which Black Sea each team is supposed to be. If you could just combine all of those rosters do you think you could make one team that was actually relevant?
5. All The King's Men - Bling is one of the best guys playing GLB, but USAPro just isn't what it used to be, and yet Monmouth still can't get back out. I know I'm making fun of agents who Pariah signed, but loloffense. Everyone knows that Providence wins games through special teams.
4. Black Hand Gods Of War - I didn't realize until I looked at your schedule that you actually played Providence this past season. Apparently we had 2.5 times as much yardage and 52 more points, so hopefully you found a new DC.
3. Mayan Prophecy - http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1579561
2. Dallas Longhorns - You're going to be kicking yourselves for getting here a season too early when you spend S22 beating CPL teams by 200.
1. The African Predators - People keep making Africa jokes for a reason. The next good team to come out of that region will be the first.
Edited by jdbolick on Mar 4, 2011 17:41:28
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Originally posted by jdbolick
Preseason Bottom 10
10. Hood - but there are no trophies for posting. .
lolu
Preseason Bottom 10
10. Hood - but there are no trophies for posting. .
lolu
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Originally posted by jdbolick
7. Chicago Hedgehogs - You should have signed Noodlearm.
better teems than them made that mistake just sayin
7. Chicago Hedgehogs - You should have signed Noodlearm.
better teems than them made that mistake just sayin
Looks like JD's WR Screen tampon finally fell out...I was getting tired of all the crying!
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Originally posted by Pariah
Originally posted by tautology
I will now fight Pariah to the death for this insultingly preseasonous rating.
Dude, how could you let something so uncontroversial and irrelevant bother you so much?
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS THREAD? SO FULL OF RAGE
Originally posted by tautology
I will now fight Pariah to the death for this insultingly preseasonous rating.
Dude, how could you let something so uncontroversial and irrelevant bother you so much?
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS THREAD? SO FULL OF RAGE
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