Warrior General Games

Originally posted by GeneralMills92
Originally posted by FriskyMonkey


your mom rides the short bus - and by short bus i mean the little monster in my pants, and by little monster i mean my penis

Don't be down on yourself! It will grow!

just call me Smiling Bob

penis is a bit to formal for this forum. here is a list of other words you could have used that are a bit more tasteful.

Schlong
Wang
Skin Flute
trouser snake
beaver cleaver
one eyed monster
frank and beans
man meat
Pork Sword
mancrank
crank

And my personal favorite purple-headed yogurt flinger.

there are dozens more options...


Gristle Missle
Pumping Pole of Penile Power
Bone-Her
Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
Dip Stick
Piss Pump
Nightcrawler
Blue-veined Junket Pumper
Love Pump
Richard and the Twins
Trouser Snake
Sex Pistol
Pocket Rocket
One Hole Friction Whistle
The Pink Oboe
Purple-Helmeted Warrior
Trouser Trout
Vlad The Impaler
Thrill Drill <--personal fav

Originally posted by FriskyMonkey
there are dozens more options...

Thrill Drill <--personal fav

LMAO!!! I;m using that one

Drill Bit...... don't get the hype.

Has this thread turned into a George Carlin tribute, or is it just me?

lol... he is the best, we could recite the 7 words you cant say on TV...


Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits... the heavy 7...

i will never forget this...

week 7

10 Rec, 210 Yds, 21 Avg per, 10.2 Avg YAC, 2 TD's

includes a 50.5 yd, and a 83 yd TD.

however there is a bad side, 3 drops... just wont cut it!! will have to work on that.

WEAK 7..... as in nice rebound against the weakest team in the league.

Originally posted by jktooley
WEAK 7..... as in nice rebound against the weakest team in the league.

What he said.

Seriously though bell do you really think anybody outside of your head gives a shit about how Drop bit performs?

J Blind's better... lol... I like your WR though. Can't wait till the final week of the regular season to go head-to-head, Blind vs. Taylor.

J Blind Week 7

17 Receptions, 233.5 yards, 3 TD's

You guys are both good but need some Stick-um on those bricks you guys call hands.

You also have to take into account the Qb in these situations. And If the team is running based or passing based.

Congrats you have ONE good receiver... i applaud you. It's great to have a great receiver and all, but i would rather have three above average receivers than one amazing one. On the Massacre though cough...we have 2 amazing receivers...cough.