Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Iceman16
fwiw I spent pretty much every Wednesday of my summer (except when I didn't feel like working) at Samuel L. Jackson's house.

Was it like when kids spent time at Michael Jackson's house?

Originally posted by BHiott
Originally posted by Iceman16

fwiw I spent pretty much every Wednesday of my summer (except when I didn't feel like working) at Samuel L. Jackson's house.

Lemme guess...getting those muthafuking snakes outta his muthafuking house.

He has a lot of giant posters in this one room overlooking the pool. I can only assume one was from Snakes on a Plane, but I'm not positive. I know he had one with Lawrence Fishburne, Pulp Fiction, that shitty movie where he's the corrupt cop next door, etc.

Did he make you drink some Jesus juice?

So Sammy really does shoot amateur porn in his spare time?

Originally posted by whotookmybowtie
So Sammy really does shoot amateur porn in his spare time?

Amateur gay pron bruh

Originally posted by HALL OF FAMER Al Davis
gotta love the Bible

It's one of those books which the ending lives up to the rest of the book

Originally posted by phthalatemagic
It's one of those books which the ending lives up to the rest of the book

Cliff notes on how it ends?

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Cliff notes on how it ends?

Jesus gets PISSED

Originally posted by Darkus Black
Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

DAD: So, you see my problem, little ones: I can't keep you all here any longer.

GIRL: Speak up!

DAD: I can't keep you all here any longer! God has blessed us so much, I can't afford to feed you anymore.

NIGEL: Couldn't you have your balls cut off?

DAD: Hohh, it's not as simple as that, Nigel. God knows all! He'd see through such a cheap trick. What we do to ourselves, we do to Him.

GIRL: You could have had them pulled off in an accident.

CHILDREN: [talking]

DAD: No. No, children. I know you're trying to help, but, believe me,...

CHILDREN: Ohh...

DAD: ...me mind's made up. I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you.

Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Jesus gets PISSED

Kirk Cameron finds himself an excuse to act after Growing Pains

Originally posted by phthalatemagic
I tried this in USAPro when flamewarriors like thunderdoozer went berserk on the league and it failed miserably. But like John Lenon, I'll keep trying to the peace thing until I get shot in the head.

Let's use this thread for healing and positive energy. There has been too much negativity and attacks on other people. It would be good for that to stop. We can all get along together here, if we just try a little bit.

Hugs out to everyone that is sad or frustrated or angry or confused about how we have been treating each other here. I especially want to give a huge to Wylker because I think he wants one. I think he's sad or angry and just a little bit of positivity would go a long way.




mods pls sticky

Thunderdoozer, lol

so can i hug everyone after or before im exposed to ebola?

Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by whotookmybowtie

Manly butt pat?

I'm thinking it's a hug or nothing in this thread tbh

Butt pat seemed like it would flow here tbh.

To all playoff teams that lost - HUG

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