you think my replies mean anything? Dude, I enjoy you guys making fools of yourselves. I'm PUSHING it. It makes sitting around while my son takes a nap less boring. I've said that. A lot. And it's not gonna stop, either.
I'm a troll. you guys are the ones I'm trolling

I was that kid who lit ants on fire. I didn't do it because I hated ants, I did it because I was bored, they were there, and controlling weaker beings is fun for me.
You guys are my ants. I come back cause I like shaking the ant farm.
And you guys fall for it every time. Hell, I don't even mind TELLING you what I'm doing; Rush so far has been the only one who actually appears to listen. And even then it's barely. I can show you my hand, tell you my betting pattern and STILL beat you.
And you don't even know it's happening. I'd feel sorry for you guys if you didn't BEG people to do so.