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Originally posted by Outlaw Dogs
Originally posted by Rusty Trombone

and the daughter of cowboy roy.
The family tree goes something like this.

Punty Punterson & Cowboy Roy had three sons: Sloth Fratelli, South Side Midget Tosser, & Nate the Interceptor. Sloth and Serenity then conceived Solomon Grundy in the back of a Denny's after a late night of drinking. That was Sloth's one and only sexual activity with someone with two legs tbh.


Fixed.

Originally posted by joe87
Fact- Sloth eats children
Fact- Dent molests children

So........
Sloth = Catholic Priest
Dent = Micheal Jackson

Originally posted by joe87
Originally posted by Outlaw Dogs

Originally posted by Rusty Trombone


and the daughter of cowboy roy.
The family tree goes something like this.

Punty Punterson & Cowboy Roy had three sons: Sloth Fratelli, South Side Midget Tosser, & Nate the Interceptor. Sloth and Serenity then conceived Solomon Grundy in the back of a Denny's after a late night of drinking. That was Sloth's one and only sexual activity with someone with two legs tbh.


Fixed.



you rememeber his bachelor party too... that stripper with on leg put on quite the show. That was nate the interceptors ex wife right? i heard that he had to unretire to help pay for the divorce... too bad his skills have dimminished so much he has to play AAA ball. LULZ

Originally posted by g-bay-be
Originally posted by joe87

Originally posted by Outlaw Dogs


Originally posted by Rusty Trombone



and the daughter of cowboy roy.
The family tree goes something like this.

Punty Punterson & Cowboy Roy had three sons: Sloth Fratelli, South Side Midget Tosser, & Nate the Interceptor. Sloth and Serenity then conceived Solomon Grundy in the back of a Denny's after a late night of drinking. That was Sloth's one and only sexual activity with someone with two legs tbh.


Fixed.



you rememeber his bachelor party too... that stripper with on leg put on quite the show. That was nate the interceptors ex wife right? i heard that he had to unretire to help pay for the divorce... too bad his skills have dimminished so much he has to play AAA ball. LULZ


Grundy talked to "Uncle Toast" Nate the Interceptor and he said that having his "wife" strip for the bachelor party was the worst thing to happen to the marriage.

Originally posted by g-bay-be
Originally posted by joe87

Originally posted by Outlaw Dogs


Originally posted by Rusty Trombone



and the daughter of cowboy roy.
The family tree goes something like this.

Punty Punterson & Cowboy Roy had three sons: Sloth Fratelli, South Side Midget Tosser, & Nate the Interceptor. Sloth and Serenity then conceived Solomon Grundy in the back of a Denny's after a late night of drinking. That was Sloth's one and only sexual activity with someone with two legs tbh.


Fixed.



you rememeber his bachelor party too... that stripper with on leg put on quite the show. That was nate the interceptors ex wife right? i heard that he had to unretire to help pay for the divorce... too bad his skills have dimminished so much he has to play AAA ball. LULZ


Ah, Pirate hookers. She also had a hand that looked like a gardening tool. Sloth has scars from that to this day.

Nate's "skills" disappeared after season 3. I guess that's about when he found out his wife was giving herpes to Pirates.

Originally posted by driftinggrifter
Originally posted by joe87

Fact- Sloth eats children
Fact- Dent molests children

So........
Sloth = Catholic Priest
Dent = Micheal Jackson

Nah.

Sloth= Mike Tyson. Just swap the addiction from hookers to chocolate.

Originally posted by joe87
Originally posted by driftinggrifter

Originally posted by joe87


Fact- Sloth eats children
Fact- Dent molests children

So........
Sloth = Catholic Priest
Dent = Micheal Jackson

Nah.

Sloth= Mike Tyson. Just swap the addiction from hookers to chocolate.


Eh, Mike Tyson is still a bad mofo though. Besides, Tyson likes women to much seeing as how he is on his third/fourth marriage. Def can't compare him to Sloth.

Originally posted by driftinggrifter
Originally posted by joe87

Originally posted by driftinggrifter


Originally posted by joe87



Fact- Sloth eats children
Fact- Dent molests children

So........
Sloth = Catholic Priest
Dent = Micheal Jackson

Nah.

Sloth= Mike Tyson. Just swap the addiction from hookers to chocolate.


Eh, Mike Tyson is still a bad mofo though. Besides, Tyson likes women to much seeing as how he is on his third/fourth marriage. Def can't compare him to Sloth.



True. You definitely can't call Toast's "ex-wife" a woman.

this thread is hot.

Originally posted by joe87
Originally posted by driftinggrifter

Originally posted by joe87


Originally posted by driftinggrifter



Originally posted by joe87




Fact- Sloth eats children
Fact- Dent molests children

So........
Sloth = Catholic Priest
Dent = Micheal Jackson

Nah.

Sloth= Mike Tyson. Just swap the addiction from hookers to chocolate.


Eh, Mike Tyson is still a bad mofo though. Besides, Tyson likes women to much seeing as how he is on his third/fourth marriage. Def can't compare him to Sloth.



True. You definitely can't call Toast's "ex-wife" a woman.

Whaaat?! Nawt a woooman??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqh3tMZhOXQ

Originally posted by Doug_Plank
how many TDs does sloth have on STs in the preseason so far. Cause I think IAM has 6

just sayin



Does this mean he leads the league in STD's? Yuck.... Ewww.

your not a man until you've had the clap three times

Originally posted by Doug_Plank
your not a man until you've had the clap three times

youre not a man if you've gotten treated for clap three times... Pirates just keep on trucking along... our different strains of clap can fight it out down there on thier own.

i can see you guys below deck betting on clap fights

Originally posted by Doug_Plank
i can see you guys below deck betting on clap fights

Everything is above deck, they don't like the light and it makes them crabbier.