Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Bockaneer
after a nice meal - Bockaneer proceeds to jtserb's new hill.

"Look over there JT!" pointing at clouds in the west... jt turns to look and Bockaneer lays claim to the hill.

Spoken like a true oil field man

stales31 reenters the game...

fuming over the loss of Stales Hill, I show up with a secret weapon to take out Lawndawg. I ventured over to Lawndawg's girlfriends house and after a couple minutes of shmoozing with her, she became my love slave. I ordered her to come with me to Stales Hill where Lawndawg now controlled. We show up at Stales Hill and Lawndawg notices his girlfriend and I getting all hot and heavy. He decides enough is enough and runs down the hill in a fit of anger. When he gets down to the bottom however, his girlfriend realizes that I am everything she has wanted in a man so she takes off her stiletto high heels and dig them into each of Lawndawgs eyes. Now blinded and crying out desperately for help, me and my new lady friend proudly march up to the top of Stales Hill and begin to do freaky things to each other. Stales has taken the hill

C1-NRB enters the game.

C1-NRB climbs the hill carrying a Freebird's Super Monster burrito.
Bockaneer concedes the hill because he knows his puny Monster burrito-play was a lightweight, Northsider level attempt to keep the hill, at best. Bocakneer goes to the Chicken because Dudley's won't let him in.

The hill is mine.

kadafitcd reenters the game.

kadafitcd strides up to the top of the hill. Hands C1NRB a book Learning English for Dummies C1NRB Runs down the hill crying back to his momma's bodega.

kadafitcd lays claim to the hill

joemiken enters the game

joemiken walks up kadafitcd's hill. Ric Flair now enters. Ric Flair pokes kadafitcd in the eye. Ric Flair with a groin shot to kadafitcd.

joemiken styles and profiles with the Nature Boy atop his newly claimed hill.

i think the hill is still mine...

I go to a party instead of fighting over a hill.

Originally posted by stales31
i think the hill is still mine...

jtserb climbs up stales hill. He whistles loudly and tells stales to turn around. Drago tells stales "Fuck Your Face" and promptly throws a right cross so hard that he decapitates stales. As stales head is rolling down the hill Drago picks up stales headless body and carries him down the hill.

JTSERB now owns the hill

kenmoody quietly enters the game

Watching all this happen from the safety of a bunker buried deep within a nearby mountain range, he shakes his head sadly at the antics of these sad little despots. Tired of their games, he decides to take action.

Sitting at his desk, he types in a few coordinates, flips open a panel, inserts a key, turns, enters a code on a panel, and then pushes the big red button. The nukes take flight.

After watching the hill(s) and everyone, everything around them be consumed in a vast and glorious mushroom cloud, he chows down on a burger and beer. He then walks over to the elevator which whisks him to the top of his mountain range while he sits in his mountaintop recliner and tans himself on the still-glowing remnants of the neighboring hills.

Sipping his whiskey, he smiles... and waits.

xcoach2 heads up the hill with a 12 pack of Busch Lite. Finishes' last beer as he reaches the top of the hill. Finds' guy on the hill asleep so xcoach2 pisses on him. He takes the hill.

Originally posted by xcoach2
xcoach2 heads up the hill with a 12 pack of Busch Lite. Finishes' last beer as he reaches the top of the hill. Finds' guy on the hill asleep so xcoach2 pisses on him. He takes the hill.

Doomsday rolls a keg of Busch Lite up the hill. He praises xcoash as king of the hill and offers him the keg as a gift. Once xcoach is drunk he rolls him down the hillside along with the empty keg.

Doomsday takes the hill!