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Sports Section
Oakland Gazette
STEVEN YOUNG: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby
Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Oakland Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Young, being the handsome, muscular Nubian Prince that he is attempted to seduce me! Thankfully Steven's mother called him for dinner and he climbed off of me to join his family for a delicious meal of beef stroghanoff. All of these distractions have not affected Steven's play on the field though as he is 2nd in the league in touchdowns scored. Steven is hoping to get a trophy and win the championship with the support of his new girlfriend. Best of luck to Steven Young and the Oakland Nation in the playoffs!
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