Originally posted by Dpride59
I remember Bort saying he takes offense to people saying he has a luxury boat so I have always found it amusing to hammer that point home when I think he is offline reading these epic threads - Is there anything funnier to anyone than homeless people? I mean besides the thought of harassing homeless people? like if you start thinking of ways to harass bums the list could be endless
Take a roll of quarters put them into a pair of sneakers and throw them over a telephone pole
tell two bums to fight and the winner gets $40
Give them monopoly money
Roll down your window to give them money hold money in hand in car when they reach in pull there arm and let there face hit your car and drive holding there hand and watch them fall to the ground
do the exact same thing except when they get up to the window pour your Slurpee on them
This topic could probably use its own thread and it never stops being funny
Figure out a way to work a midget into it and you have a winner.
I remember Bort saying he takes offense to people saying he has a luxury boat so I have always found it amusing to hammer that point home when I think he is offline reading these epic threads - Is there anything funnier to anyone than homeless people? I mean besides the thought of harassing homeless people? like if you start thinking of ways to harass bums the list could be endless
Take a roll of quarters put them into a pair of sneakers and throw them over a telephone pole
tell two bums to fight and the winner gets $40
Give them monopoly money
Roll down your window to give them money hold money in hand in car when they reach in pull there arm and let there face hit your car and drive holding there hand and watch them fall to the ground
do the exact same thing except when they get up to the window pour your Slurpee on them
This topic could probably use its own thread and it never stops being funny
Figure out a way to work a midget into it and you have a winner.
