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Lol yes, those are quite hilarious.... at the moment I would expect that Honolulu's is dead on

So, after reading notgoing2argue's demotivational predictions for this weeks games in the West, I couldn't help but make my own for the East. I intend it to be more of a tribute to his brilliance than a thievery of his ideas because they were so incredibly hilarious. I tried to use different ones this time.

Techmo 60: http://www.despair.com/success.html
Hezbollah 3: http://www.despair.com/ag24x30prin.html

Sconnie 24: http://www.despair.com/pressure.html
Blaze 15: http://www.despair.com/dreams.html

Brooklyn 69: http://www.despair.com/arrogance.html
Carolina 7: http://www.despair.com/giveup.html

Saints 21: http://www.despair.com/individuality.html
Tampa 14: http://www.despair.com/limitations.html

Trippers 24: http://www.despair.com/adversity.html
Bonita 21: http://www.despair.com/med24x30prin.html

Bearphins 35: http://www.despair.com/potential.html
Buffalo 13: http://www.despair.com/doubt.html

Charleston 27: http://www.despair.com/planning.html
Sheffield 10: http://www.despair.com/in24x30prin.html

Pigeons 17: http://www.despair.com/possibilities.html
FalCoons 7: http://www.despair.com/regret.html

LOL

As long as you think we are going to win, you can say we have potential all you want.

Keep the predictions coming. Also just a note to bump us near the top of the page.

Those are friggin hilarious

I hope someone brings out the west conference power rankings soon.

And by the way, don't be surprised if the LA Express is derailed after a run in with the Ewoks.

Originally posted by Seksiwill
Don't sign with Sconnie they are criminals.

Garsh Seksiwill! The only crime we commit is robbing our opponents of their offensive mojos. I laughed so hard when I read that though. In the past week I've been turned down by somewhere between 15-20 Linebackers lvl 10 or higher, so our recruiting is kind've a joke right now. It makes me happy to see the omnipotent Don of the eastern conference partake in the tom-foolery of it all

Originally posted by Mikiesdaman
I hope someone brings out the west conference power rankings soon.

And by the way, don't be surprised if the LA Express is derailed after a run in with the Ewoks.

I'll see if I can do them tomorrow, been busy.

Originally posted by notgoing2argue
Ok, I thought I'd have a little fun with my predictions, and rather than steal whatsdafus' shtick, I'm adding a demotivational poster to encapsulate each team this week.

Huskers 27: http://www.despair.com/consistency.html
Seattle 3 : http://www.despair.com/incompetence.html

LA 31: http://www.despair.com/teamwork.html
Tana River 6: http://www.despair.com/despair.html

Honolulu 24: http://www.despair.com/power.html
Dallas 10: http://www.despair.com/bitterness.html

Houston 36: http://www.despair.com/delusions.html
Frankfort 0: http://www.despair.com/humiliation.html

Long Beach 33: http://www.despair.com/goals.html
Chicago 7: http://www.despair.com/los24x30prin.html

Possum Trot 16: http://www.despair.com/hazards.html
Timpanogos 13: http://www.despair.com/misfortune.html

Minnesota 14: http://www.despair.com/hope.html
Eugene 6: http://www.despair.com/fail24x30pri.html

Montana 23: http://www.despair.com/noname13.html
Spokane 17: http://www.despair.com/persistence.html

Effing hilarious!

Who Wants to start a coaches poll power rankings? Send me your power rankings 1-32 in between game days and i will post them here.

were thrilled for the game. we feel like its even bigger right now then the techmo game was. our team is on a good streak looking good in every aspect of the game. im not saying were going to win im just saying were playing really well and i hope at least we give you a game to remember come playoff timeOriginally posted by nzimbric
Seksiwill,
I think you might rival the badgers when it comes to insomnia. You are always on. Do you live in the west?

Anyway, New Jersey Blaze, I like that you are getting excited to play us. It instills a real since of belonging in the target currently hanging off the back of the Badgers.

We are due for an upset as no true Badger team can ever live up to expectations or hype.

Also, all for the player of the week idea. I think the best way to do it would be for a weekly (every other day) conference players of the week. Each owner selecting one player on their team to recieve the honor (either an offensive or defensive player) and forwarding that players stats to salizy13. Each team could only nominate one player,making it easier for the administrator of the awards to sort through them and also guranteeing that there aren't any cries of favoritism (it sounds like a childish failsafe, but the thread has been headed down hill lately).

Just my thoughts, open to ideas, and conversation.

Alright boys and girls in time for the Players of the week for these past games

In the WEST:
OFFENSIVE
THE RB's for the HUSKER ILLUSTRATED BUGEATERS
Are you kidding me? Three running backs got significant carries for them, Mike Hunt, Money James, and Marcus Spiller, and all of them dominated. Between the three of them over 280 yards were rushed for and 6 TD were scored. This potent rushing attack is one to watch out for.
DEFENSIVE
There were 3 candidates for this award, but overall i had to go with the performance that impacted the game most, and that was CB Marcus Trufant of the HOUSTON TOXINS. In a deathly close 12-3 game Trufant had 4 tackles 1 int and 1 forced fumble. Without his two caused turnovers, the TOXINS might have had a L instead of that W.

In the EAST
OFFENSIVE
HB Ferrari Testarossa of the BROOKLYN LEGACY
The dude tore it up out there. Overall he had 143 yards rushing and had 4TD. I repeat 4TD. He dominated the oppostition in a otherwise boring blowuout.

DEFENSIVE
CB Shizz Denero of the PHILIDELPHIA PIGEONS
Not much to say besides his 3 tackles and 2 interceptions. He carried the defense in a great performance by this overall strong defense.

PLAY OF THE WEEK
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=2757294
Sean Sweeney of the Dallas Hitmen goes 72 YARDS for the touchdown

GREAT JOB TO ALL OF THE PLAYERS OF THE WEEK
GO BBB#12

Originally posted by thedirtyleg
Originally posted by Seksiwill

Don't sign with Sconnie they are criminals.

Garsh Seksiwill! The only crime we commit is robbing our opponents of their offensive mojos. I laughed so hard when I read that though. In the past week I've been turned down by somewhere between 15-20 Linebackers lvl 10 or higher, so our recruiting is kind've a joke right now. It makes me happy to see the omnipotent Don of the eastern conference partake in the tom-foolery of it all

Haha I thought you'd laugh if you saw that comment.

Originally posted by salizy13
Alright boys and girls in time for the Players of the week for these past games

In the WEST:
OFFENSIVE
THE RB's for the HUSKER ILLUSTRATED BUGEATERS
Are you kidding me? Three running backs got significant carries for them, Mike Hunt, Money James, and Marcus Spiller, and all of them dominated. Between the three of them over 280 yards were rushed for and 6 TD were scored. This potent rushing attack is one to watch out for.
DEFENSIVE
There were 3 candidates for this award, but overall i had to go with the performance that impacted the game most, and that was CB Marcus Trufant of the HOUSTON TOXINS. In a deathly close 12-3 game Trufant had 4 tackles 1 int and 1 forced fumble. Without his two caused turnovers, the TOXINS might have had a L instead of that W.

In the EAST
OFFENSIVE
HB Ferrari Testarossa of the BROOKLYN LEGACY
The dude tore it up out there. Overall he had 143 yards rushing and had 4TD. I repeat 4TD. He dominated the oppostition in a otherwise boring blowuout.

DEFENSIVE
CB Shizz Denero of the PHILIDELPHIA PIGEONS
Not much to say besides his 3 tackles and 2 interceptions. He carried the defense in a great performance by this overall strong defense.

PLAY OF THE WEEK
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=2757294
Sean Sweeney of the Dallas Hitmen goes 72 YARDS for the touchdown

GREAT JOB TO ALL OF THE PLAYERS OF THE WEEK
GO BBB#12

Didn't realize we agreed that you'd solely select the player of the week.