Warrior General Games

Originally posted by dth42888
Originally posted by Spudsy2061

Originally posted by Prince Darius


oh look, we got some comedy dissectors in this league. i dont remember any of you making me laugh.

No but I made you cry the night I forced you to watch me pimp the crap outta your mother.

I feel like I'm in grade school again every time I read one of your posts. You sound like a fucking idiot with your constant barrage of mom "jokes". Can't wait for the one that's coming my way......

The old and unoriginal grade school comeback. So dry, so dull, so bad. Maybe if you'd like to try to speak for yourself for once you wouldn't sound like completely like you're in special ed.

Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by dth42888

Originally posted by Spudsy2061


Originally posted by Prince Darius



oh look, we got some comedy dissectors in this league. i dont remember any of you making me laugh.

No but I made you cry the night I forced you to watch me pimp the crap outta your mother.

I feel like I'm in grade school again every time I read one of your posts. You sound like a fucking idiot with your constant barrage of mom "jokes". Can't wait for the one that's coming my way......

The old and unoriginal grade school comeback. So dry, so dull, so bad. Maybe if you'd like to try to speak for yourself for once you wouldn't sound like completely like you're in special ed.
and your sentence structure makes you sound much smarter?

your mom jokes went out with gumby style haircuts and members only jackets. unless you're posting from a time machine, come up with some new schtick.

*Yawn* You bore me with your redundant attempts to try and hide the fact that I made you bite your upper lip. Next time try to make it look less like it annoyed you and maybe you'll get somewhere.

Originally posted by Spudsy2061
*Yawn* You bore me with your redundant attempts to try and hide the fact that I made you bite your upper lip. Next time try to make it look less like it annoyed you and maybe you'll get somewhere.

Your mom bores me.

SLAM.

Originally posted by Spudsy2061
*Yawn* You bore me with your redundant attempts to try and hide the fact that I made you bite your upper lip. Next time try to make it look less like it annoyed you and maybe you'll get somewhere.

you calling anybody on these boards redundant is a textbook example of the pot calling the kettle black. let's revist a few "top-notch" posts of yours exploring the same subject time and time again.

a) i pimped the crap out of your mom.
b) Your mom gave me head more times than your dad.
c) I keep slamming his mother's womb with my dick.

and you definitely don't annoy me. in fact, i enjoy pointing out your idiocies. i work with intelligent people all day long, it's nice to be able to come to these boards and rub elbows with the likes of you. it's a great change of pace.

If your going to use mom jokes - be creative or funny. Here is a few for example:

Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.

Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.

Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees

Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

So spudsy - take notes and try again.

Originally posted by alfies
Originally posted by Spudsy2061

*Yawn* You bore me with your redundant attempts to try and hide the fact that I made you bite your upper lip. Next time try to make it look less like it annoyed you and maybe you'll get somewhere.

Your mom bores me.

SLAM.

That's cause you can never figure out what hole you stick your limp piece of shit to put it into.

Originally posted by Pariah
If your going to use mom jokes - be creative or funny. Here is a few for example:

1. Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock.

2. Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate.

3. Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

4. Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.

5. Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.

6. Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees

7. Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

8. Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

9. Yo momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

10. Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.

11. Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

12. Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

So spudsy - take notes and try again.

1. That one's alright. Not that bad.

2. Eh, mediocre.

3. Old, unfunny, made from the 6th grade, and originally its the Pacific Ocean, not Lake Shitigans.

4. Not that good. Old, boring, really washed up.

5. Just flat out bad.

6. Refer to #5.

7. That one's ok but it's old and over-used.

8. Maybe you haven't heard of the mp3?

9. Refer to #5 again.

10. Refer to #4.

11. Refer to #4.

12. Refer to #5.

The way to insult is like this:

1. He's just cranky he couldn't get any sleep last night because his mothers moaning for my dick kept him up all night.

2. He's mad cause his mother was playing Oliver Twist with me last night, cause the moment I took my dick outta her ass she screamed: "Please sir may I have some more".

3. He's just upset he couldn't get dinner cause I donkey punched his mother so hard last night she couldn't get outta bed, but I had to make the bitch put out.

4. You're mad cause your mom left you to move closer to me so that I could pimp her more easily every night and she can actually get some better looking kids for once.

5. Shouldn't you be at home applying another tampon to your mom after how hard my dick got shoved into her pussy last night? You can help yourself to some of the cranberry cause if you want.

6. He's mad cause he couldn't find any Preparation H for his ass this morning since I railed his mom so hard she had to use it all last night.

Originally posted by brownryango


in fact, i enjoy pointing out your idiocies. i work with intelligent people all day long,

That's cause you have to take notes to try and help get any kind of spark light upstairs. I wouldn't be the one talking about pots and kettles if I were you. In fact, let's play a quick game of I never to prove my case. I never signed for the Washington Shitheads. *raises hands*

If you really want a laugh, let's look at this idiot's build. No wonder BG traded you. I'm actually quite surprised they found a sucker to take you, though it couldn't have been for much.

Level 17

Strength: 38.72 Blocking: 15.92
Speed: 30.46 Tackling: 33.72
Agility: 31.84 Throwing: 9
Jumping: 9 Catching: 8
Stamina: 32.7 Carrying: 8
Vision: 31.6 Kicking: 9
Confidence: 21.98 Punting: 9

Pass Rusher - 4-4-2-2-2
Run Stopper - 4-4-2-2-2


Equipment is spread everywhere, too. Seriously, sub-40 strength for a level 17 DT? lol

Retire and start over.

<now here come the clever mom jokes that we all used to say in junior high>

Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by brownryango



in fact, i enjoy pointing out your idiocies. i work with intelligent people all day long,

That's cause you have to take notes to try and help get any kind of spark light upstairs. I wouldn't be the one talking about pots and kettles if I were you. In fact, let's play a quick game of I never to prove my case. I never signed for the Washington Shitheads. *raises hands*

let's play another quick game. who here has never won a playoff game? oh spuds! your hand is still up!

Originally posted by brownryango
Originally posted by Spudsy2061

Originally posted by brownryango




in fact, i enjoy pointing out your idiocies. i work with intelligent people all day long,

That's cause you have to take notes to try and help get any kind of spark light upstairs. I wouldn't be the one talking about pots and kettles if I were you. In fact, let's play a quick game of I never to prove my case. I never signed for the Washington Shitheads. *raises hands*

let's play another quick game. who here has never won a playoff game? oh spuds! your hand is still up!

So? Post-Season means nothing unless you win everything.

Originally posted by Kono22
If you really want a laugh, let's look at this idiot's build. No wonder BG traded you. I'm actually quite surprised they found a sucker to take you, though it couldn't have been for much.

Level 17

Strength: 38.72 Blocking: 15.92
Speed: 30.46 Tackling: 33.72
Agility: 31.84 Throwing: 9
Jumping: 9 Catching: 8
Stamina: 32.7 Carrying: 8
Vision: 31.6 Kicking: 9
Confidence: 21.98 Punting: 9

Pass Rusher - 4-4-2-2-2
Run Stopper - 4-4-2-2-2


Equipment is spread everywhere, too. Seriously, sub-40 strength for a level 17 DT? lol

Retire and start over.

<now here come the clever mom jokes that we all used to say in junior high>

I'm sorry the words "all-around" or "balanced" mean nothing to you. Webster's calling.

Originally posted by Spudsy2061
Originally posted by Kono22

If you really want a laugh, let's look at this idiot's build. No wonder BG traded you. I'm actually quite surprised they found a sucker to take you, though it couldn't have been for much.

Level 17

Strength: 38.72 Blocking: 15.92
Speed: 30.46 Tackling: 33.72
Agility: 31.84 Throwing: 9
Jumping: 9 Catching: 8
Stamina: 32.7 Carrying: 8
Vision: 31.6 Kicking: 9
Confidence: 21.98 Punting: 9

Pass Rusher - 4-4-2-2-2
Run Stopper - 4-4-2-2-2


Equipment is spread everywhere, too. Seriously, sub-40 strength for a level 17 DT? lol

Retire and start over.

<now here come the clever mom jokes that we all used to say in junior high>

I'm sorry the words "all-around" or "balanced" mean nothing to you. Webster's calling.

Do the words 5th string mean anything to you?

Originally posted by Pariah
If your going to use mom jokes - be creative or funny. Here is a few for example:

Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo momma's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.

Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.

Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees

Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

So spudsy - take notes and try again.

another fan of thehun i see.