Listen: all you have to do is admit that you can't do anything but gay jokes, and everyone else can say "Duh." and we can all be on our merry little ways.
Or, you could continue to feign indignation and ignorance, which I'm not convinced you're faking, and the rest of us who don't have the collective intellect of a turnip can smile, pat you on the head and say "Well, isn't he just the most precious little monkey in the whole wide world?".
Either way, those of us NOT on your team of misfits and malcontents can revel in that joyous knowledge.
Or, you could continue to feign indignation and ignorance, which I'm not convinced you're faking, and the rest of us who don't have the collective intellect of a turnip can smile, pat you on the head and say "Well, isn't he just the most precious little monkey in the whole wide world?".
Either way, those of us NOT on your team of misfits and malcontents can revel in that joyous knowledge.






























