Warrior General Games

Originally posted by DigitalDaggers
invest in a bidet
+1 ⬆️This
I’ve got a large stack of washrags, and a washing machine. Considered an infinite supply of “toilet paper”.
Any other old timers remember tidy-didy diaper service?
Toilet paper hoarding...OMG. 🙄🤦‍♂️

Originally posted by DigitalDaggers
invest in a bidet

Bidets... from the makers of Rudy Gobert!




...hey, waaaaaaaiiiiiit a minute...

Originally posted by DigitalDaggers
invest in a bidet

Screw that. I got a whole damn forest full of trees, mountains of leaves, and plenty of bark. And none of that will cost me a plugged nickle.


Might cost me some ass skin though.

I actually found a store with MILK tonight! First time I've seen milk on a shelf in days! Was sorely tempted to buy 3 gallons, but I resisted the urge and just bought 1. On my way to the register, I noted that the toilet paper shelves remain barren. Good thing we have enough for at least the next few days.

Originally posted by Novus
I actually found a store with MILK tonight! First time I've seen milk on a shelf in days! Was sorely tempted to buy 3 gallons, but I resisted the urge and just bought 1. On my way to the register, I noted that the toilet paper shelves remain barren. Good thing we have enough for at least the next few days.

There's video floating around facebook from here in Memphis of Walmart rolling out a pallet full of toilet paper and people fighting over it like it's damn flat screen tv's during a black Friday sale. I don't get it.

Its the Kung Flu

Originally posted by killertoad
Its the Kung Flu

That's racist!

You're supposed to call it The Chinese Virus. Be respectful, man!

Originally posted by killertoad
Its the Kung Flu

Originally posted by Novus
That's racist!

You're supposed to call it The Chinese Virus. Be respectful, man!

Seriously, no need to drag Bruce Lee through the mud

Originally posted by Daedalus
Seriously, no need to drag Bruce Lee through the mud

COVID would bounce off Bruce Lee's chest

Originally posted by dergillz
COVID would bounce off Bruce Lee's chest

Like a bullet off Brandon's? Too soon?

I've been stockpiling ammo.

Originally posted by DigitalDaggers
invest in a bidet

My shits can get messy, what's the highest setting? I need something like those pressurized water jets that can cut steel.

Surviving the TP apocalypse
https://youtu.be/o0kydrA1-04

Originally posted by Larry Roadgrader
I've been stockpiling ammo.

Me too, but every time I wipe with anything smaller than a .50cal round it gets lost.